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RetroMonster

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Retro games and indie games Canadian - Cats - Writer *Castlevania* Mega Man - Final Fantasy - Horizon ZD/FW - Elder Scrolls - Fallout - Diablo - Dragon Age - Mass Effect - Street Fighter - Capcom Retro Simp Beat 'em Ups - Puzzle Game Old things

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 9m

Designed with Chronic Masturbators in mind

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 24m

Nobody beats the OG

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 33m

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, I'm the Charlie Browniest

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 42m

Gail's never reposted me. 🥺Am I... am I a bad person

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 44m

the greatest kart racer of all time, Garfield Kart

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 47m

I know Deadpool/Wolverine is a great, classic pairing and Ryan and Hugh are buds, that's why we got the movie

but Deadpool/Spider-Man should definitely be the sequel, their comics history is also super great

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 10h

An army is only as strong as its most delicious soldier

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 15h

Is mostly this clown in particular for me

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 15h

Post you from a different era

This is a pretty early shot, no pun intended

I’m the one in the upper left

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 15h

Clearly Leto sounds like the name of a rock band Jared Leto would start up, star in, and subsequently ruin

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 16h

I hope we never have to test how willing they actually are or aren’t, both situations are horrific

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 16h

"Stardon'ts"

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17h

Quietly, in the distance, a muffled sound of 50 indie studios pumping out their own versions of Balatro and Vampire Survivors

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17h

Yep, When it’s our lives and families’ survival versus theirs, it’s no question

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17h

This is my dance about how much Transphobes suck

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 17h

How would Civil War in the states today even work

the bad guy has the troops, the bombs, makes the laws and has already demonstrated the willingness to treat "the enemy" without mercy

It would just be genocide

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 18h

Note: The song itself, however, is still a sweaty rage bop 😆🤘

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 18h

The fact that this song is 10x more relevant now than when it was made is depressing

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 19h

Easy answer

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 19h

In Canada, we call that a “Le-Booty-Me”

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 22h

Fiona from Shameless is the best modern example I can think of

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 23h

The ideal restaurant for your 3rd date

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so so sorry, I’ve been seeing the adventures of Spyder-Cat online for years now and I know how special they were, sincerely deepest sympathies

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

A win is a win I guess 😅

Is that on Switch? Every time I log into the Battle Hub on there, it's like 4 people and they're all playing the AI opponent machine 😑

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

middle frame is best frame