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Michael, unable to think of a cool name

@returnofthegoth.bsky.social

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“The chances of finding out what’s really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied.” - Slartibartfast

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 9h

Here’s to many more years for both of us!!

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 10h

Yesterday was the 100th day since my cancer diagnosis, and 101 days since I nearly died on my bathroom floor from internal bleeding

In the words of Sir Elton, “I’m still standing”

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 2d

When Donald Trump says “low IQ” he means n***** and I hate him for it

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve seen a lot of “he’s building a bunker” and y’all…

You don’t build a secret bunker where people can take photos of every stage of construction. Trump might be that stupid but the people around him aren’t

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 7d

Abusers stand together every time

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 7d

C3 felt very forced, at least what I saw

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 7d

I genuinely do not care about the ballroom, especially in light of everything else he’s done

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 9d

I’m convinced Rachel Maddow doesn’t have any friends with ADHD because they’d all be telling her to stop repeating phrases and stop using unnecessarily long pauses and just get to the point

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 15d

It isn’t covert if we know about it 🤨

Phil Klay @philklay.bsky.social · 15d

“The new authority would allow the C.I.A. to carry out lethal operations in Venezuela…The agency would be able to take covert action against Mr. Maduro or his government either unilaterally or in conjunction with a larger military operation.”

Regime change is back.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...

Trump Administration Authorizes Covert C.I.A. Action in Venezuela

www.nytimes.com

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 15d

Android: turn alarm volume up in the alarms

iOS: sound and haptics > ringtone and alerts

This is yet another reason iOS is NOT intuitive and remains an inferior product

I’m keeping my iPhone because it’s paid off by this was the worst phone decision I’ve ever made. I miss my Pixel

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 18d

Wow he’s finally right about something

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Mike the Therapist @sacwriter.bsky.social · 18d

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 19d

I still exist!

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 19d

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 20d

Yeah apparently the sleazy tv host announced it this morning. Now we know what a $400m jet bribe gets

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 20d

If Barack Obama had announced that a middle eastern country was going to build a military base in Idaho….

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 20d

Bosses who ask this should be fired immediately for not knowing what their organization does

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 20d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 20d

I’ve tried listening to the smiths, Y’know, because I was a responsible baby bat and wanted to Do Goth Correctly

Just couldn’t do it

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 20d

How I’ve always pronounced it. First because I didn’t know how to pronounce it, then to make people irrationally angry

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 21d

White liberals: there are no ethical billionaires

Also white liberals: omg tswift squeeee

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 21d

The only people I’ve known who think it’s a romance are the ones who haven’t read or seen the whole thing.

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 21d

Like thanks for letting me read the subtitles easier but I can’t read the MENU

Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · 21d

It’s a literal shame that video game makers refuse to have an option to increase menu text size

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · Sep 29

I don’t think anything will change until the boomers are uninvolved

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Michael, unable to think of a cool name @returnofthegoth.bsky.social · Sep 25

I’ll take “things that never happened” for 600