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riot chef rext

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🦊 new age fun with a vintage feel. 📍 MKE, WI but dwells in its fictional underworld world, Sunrise City. 🏙️ this is a space that's mainly reserved for writers talk, politics and my own musings.

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 2h

i wouldn't have guessed that the creator of a cartoon that makes fun of incompetent management to be a #trump supporter. but here we are i suppose.

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Trump Pledges to Intervene in Cartoonist Scott Adams’ Cancer Treatment

The Dilbert creator, who is battling prostate cancer, is a prominent—sometimes controversial—supporter of the President.

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 1d

They cant keep up with how fast their ass lies.

US national intelligence director says former American strategy of 'regime change' is over www.yahoo.com/news/article...

US national intelligence director says former American strategy of 'regime change' is over

The U.S. national intelligence director told officials Friday in the Mideast that America’s former strategy of “regime change or nation building” had ended under President Donald Trump. Tulsi Gabbard...

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 1d

Lmfao remember when Trump demanded he should win a Nobel peace prize?

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Trump threatens military action in Nigeria over killing of Christians

US President Donald Trump threatened on Saturday to send the military into Nigeria with "guns-a-blazing" if Africa's most populous country does not stem what he described as the killing of Christians ...

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 1d

Sigh. the #Brewers curse is back. #mlb

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 1d

Also, I gotta say it — Dave Roberts is a shitty manager. No he is not baseball smart. He has a billion dollar plus (with deferred payments) lineup, oh yeah so hard. Shut the fuck up with that nonsense.

Anyway congrats, bLAh. Here’s to next season.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Blame the Jays when the Dodgers sign Kyle Tucker for $400M and trade a prospect you’ve never heard of for Skubal

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 1d

You will never beat money in baseball. Not now. Not ever. Not mathematics, not science, not scouting, not mechanics.

Sure, the Marlins did it in 2003, but that’s it. Never happened since. The teams with deeper pockets will forever prevail.

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 1d

So close.

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 1d

vladdy walks it off. Home run right here. Calling it. #mlb

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 1d

3 outs… here we go. #mlb #bluejays

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 1d

lemon coke (soda) is good is a hill I’ll die on.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3d

Sure does

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 2d

“Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough.”

a man with a beard is standing next to a large blue monster

ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a large blue monster

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 2d

Dave Roberts has such a hard job managing a 750+ million dollar lineup.

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 2d

That base running wouldn’t even be acceptable at 12u level omg Toronto what the f.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2d

When a ball gets stuck in the fence, the signal to umps should be the 6-7 hand juggle

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 2d

Billions for Israel? Not a peep.

Billions to Argentina, Space, Trump’s family, ICE, private prisons and a damn ballroom? Sure, take our wallet.

But feeding Americans? Whoa whoa whoa, let’s not get crazy with the empathy.

Apparently, compassion costs too much. But corruption? That’s on the house.

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 3d

dude my local piggly wiggly has a dank section of thc drinks. Tickle me impressed. #milwaukee

An assortment of THC drinks on a local grocery store shelf. The variety is amazing.

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 3d

Wake up! It’s a special Friday edition of my Monday morning routine. And I’m not even a Miami Dolphins fan.

Also this means the irony will be he gets fired next Monday when I don’t post. #NFL

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 3d

and of course people aren’t getting their snap benefits to even eat! like wtf is happening why are people ok with this? What sense of brain warping kool aid have they been binging on?

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 3d

while millennials and gen z cut back on chipotle and dining out in general, kash patel (who is very smart and good at his job [sarcasm]) hops on a private jet, at tax payers expense mind you, to visit his girlfriend for a few hours.

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Kash Patel scrambled government jet to watch girlfriend sing at wrestling bout, report says

The FBI director is mandated to use a government plane for travel, but lawmakers have criticized Patel for overutilization

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 3d

They’ll probably win a game that way.

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Shannon Hale @shannonhale.bsky.social · 5d

I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 4d

shameful is shooting your new puppy in the face for being gun shy and then tossing it into a landfill with ZERO remorse.

riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 4d

oh yeah you betcha! but hey, does her stay come with a classic casserole or delicious booyah stew?