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riot chef rext
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🦊 new age fun with a vintage feel. 📍 MKE, WI but dwells in its fictional underworld world, Sunrise City. 🏙️ this is a space that's mainly reserved for writers talk, politics and my own musings.
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Also, I gotta say it — Dave Roberts is a shitty manager. No he is not baseball smart. He has a billion dollar plus (with deferred payments) lineup, oh yeah so hard. Shut the fuck up with that nonsense.

Anyway congrats, bLAh. Here’s to next season.
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Blame the Jays when the Dodgers sign Kyle Tucker for $400M and trade a prospect you’ve never heard of for Skubal
You will never beat money in baseball. Not now. Not ever. Not mathematics, not science, not scouting, not mechanics.

Sure, the Marlins did it in 2003, but that’s it. Never happened since. The teams with deeper pockets will forever prevail.
vladdy walks it off. Home run right here. Calling it. #mlb
lemon coke (soda) is good is a hill I’ll die on.
Dave Roberts has such a hard job managing a 750+ million dollar lineup.
That base running wouldn’t even be acceptable at 12u level omg Toronto what the f.
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When a ball gets stuck in the fence, the signal to umps should be the 6-7 hand juggle
Billions for Israel? Not a peep.

Billions to Argentina, Space, Trump’s family, ICE, private prisons and a damn ballroom? Sure, take our wallet.

But feeding Americans? Whoa whoa whoa, let’s not get crazy with the empathy.

Apparently, compassion costs too much. But corruption? That’s on the house.
dude my local piggly wiggly has a dank section of thc drinks. Tickle me impressed. #milwaukee
Wake up! It’s a special Friday edition of my Monday morning routine. And I’m not even a Miami Dolphins fan.

Also this means the irony will be he gets fired next Monday when I don’t post. #NFL
and of course people aren’t getting their snap benefits to even eat! like wtf is happening why are people ok with this? What sense of brain warping kool aid have they been binging on?
while millennials and gen z cut back on chipotle and dining out in general, kash patel (who is very smart and good at his job [sarcasm]) hops on a private jet, at tax payers expense mind you, to visit his girlfriend for a few hours.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Kash Patel scrambled government jet to watch girlfriend sing at wrestling bout, report says
The FBI director is mandated to use a government plane for travel, but lawmakers have criticized Patel for overutilization
www.yahoo.com
They’ll probably win a game that way.
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I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
shameful is shooting your new puppy in the face for being gun shy and then tossing it into a landfill with ZERO remorse.
oh yeah you betcha! but hey, does her stay come with a classic casserole or delicious booyah stew?
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Someone reboot @SenSchumer”

CHARLAMAGNE shreds Schumer & @RepJeffries and other Dems for not backing Zohran who has the people behind him — as they run senior citizens and insist Dem voters fall in line every time