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cervix corax

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astartes pregnancy enthusiast & lorgar aurelian wifeguy. 25+, no kids allowed.

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · Feb 2

picture of judai yuki looking very cute and very innocent. overlaid on top of him are the words "crimes: terrorism, abuse of power, mass destruction, war crimes, mass murder, unlawful detainment, invasion"

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 6m

my “i feel normal and well-adjusted about the recent fratricide i committed and im coping very well with having done that” shirt has people asking me a lot of questions already answered by my shirt Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 8m

FUCK OFFFFF AUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 1h

early heresy stuff going “fulgrim’s eyes are black btw” only for basically everything else ever written about him to completely disregard that is so funny to me. that shit ourple.

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 2h

like fork found in kitchen but it’s so fucking funny how much of his internal monologue is like “my sexy and beautiful brother and his gorgeous mutilations, who I hate because he’s a braindead sycophant” like ok girl

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 2h

my cis male coworker in the office wearing the pink opaque hat he got after seeing TV Glow

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 2h

rereading reflection crack’d because i feel bad. forgot how much of a colossal faggot lucius is in this even outside of the You Know

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 2h

69 pregnant man reactions to a discord message

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 14h

for legitimate, actual legal reasons I don’t think i can go into the details on public sm but 😮‍💨

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 14h

talking to my mom. exciting™️ new developments in family lore

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 17h

“unethical experiments” as if anyone in this universe who’s actually trying to learn things has ever had their bullshit approved by a reputable committee

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 17h

fabius “I’m probably a woman but i have unethical experiments to do before my faltering flesh finally gives up the ghost forever so I can’t worry about that right now” bile

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 17h

me: i think if you’re looking for things to generally trend better in 40k you’re fundamentally barking up the wrong tree
also me: the universe if fabius bile started taking estrogen [utopia.png]

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 19h

the third of these and prototypical example is paul atreides btw

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 19h

u should transition……. NOW !!!

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 19h

“what if your ability to see the future without an associated ability to change the future doomerpilled you forever and also you were a massive tgirl egg” is a very specific set of character traits that somehow describe at least three separate people, to me

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 19h

got saiou in my friend’s discord waifu bot and now I’m thinking of saiou

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 21h

two hours left of work im goint to die

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 21h

today has been so. So

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 21h

I LOVE THE FLEAS THEYRE SOOOO CUTE

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 21h

im soooo excited hk gave me worms so the followup will almost certainly compound the disease

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 23h

skong may be back on the menu he gave me a crisp $20

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 23h

and again today (walking an old man through using an .exe file to open a proprietary video codec from security camera footage of him crashing his car)

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 23h

I don’t dislike tech support except i am not very good at + don’t have the patience to spend all my time explaining technical processes to people who don’t know puter

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 23h

some dads teach their sons like woodworking and shit but my dad is computers man so I know how to computers :/

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 23h

and again today (walking an old man through using an .exe file to open a proprietary video codec from security camera footage of him crashing his car)

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Magic Home Run @magichomerun.bsky.social · 1d

#LemanRuss #Warhammer40k#primarchs
Happy halloween~
that's why the Alpha Legion could never infiltrate the Space Wolves🤣🤣

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