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cervix corax

@rhysgore.bsky.social

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astartes pregnancy enthusiast & lorgar aurelian wifeguy. 25+, no kids allowed.

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · Feb 2

picture of judai yuki looking very cute and very innocent. overlaid on top of him are the words "crimes: terrorism, abuse of power, mass destruction, war crimes, mass murder, unlawful detainment, invasion"

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 10h

for legitimate, actual legal reasons I don’t think i can go into the details on public sm but 😮‍💨

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 10h

talking to my mom. exciting™️ new developments in family lore

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 13h

“unethical experiments” as if anyone in this universe who’s actually trying to learn things has ever had their bullshit approved by a reputable committee

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 13h

fabius “I’m probably a woman but i have unethical experiments to do before my faltering flesh finally gives up the ghost forever so I can’t worry about that right now” bile

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 13h

me: i think if you’re looking for things to generally trend better in 40k you’re fundamentally barking up the wrong tree
also me: the universe if fabius bile started taking estrogen [utopia.png]

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 15h

the third of these and prototypical example is paul atreides btw

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 15h

u should transition……. NOW !!!

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 15h

“what if your ability to see the future without an associated ability to change the future doomerpilled you forever and also you were a massive tgirl egg” is a very specific set of character traits that somehow describe at least three separate people, to me

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 15h

got saiou in my friend’s discord waifu bot and now I’m thinking of saiou

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 17h

two hours left of work im goint to die

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 17h

today has been so. So

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 17h

I LOVE THE FLEAS THEYRE SOOOO CUTE

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 17h

im soooo excited hk gave me worms so the followup will almost certainly compound the disease

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 19h

skong may be back on the menu he gave me a crisp $20

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 20h

and again today (walking an old man through using an .exe file to open a proprietary video codec from security camera footage of him crashing his car)

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 20h

I don’t dislike tech support except i am not very good at + don’t have the patience to spend all my time explaining technical processes to people who don’t know puter

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 20h

some dads teach their sons like woodworking and shit but my dad is computers man so I know how to computers :/

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 20h

and again today (walking an old man through using an .exe file to open a proprietary video codec from security camera footage of him crashing his car)

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Magic Home Run @magichomerun.bsky.social · 22h

#LemanRuss #Warhammer40k#primarchs
Happy halloween~
that's why the Alpha Legion could never infiltrate the Space Wolves🤣🤣

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553 (fives) 🔞 ☀️ @rkgk553.bsky.social · 1d

have some old meteion art bc i've been busy idk #xivart553

meteion wearing a cute lingerie set with long sleeves and a apple choker

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 23h

it’s such a weird feeling going from the true end boss of the game who I barely beat after probably 30+ attempts to do so to. false knight. even without all my movement skills the telegraphs are so slow and obvious i was whooping his ass silly style

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 23h

HOWEVER i did beat false knight/vengefly king/gruz mother/hornet and I haven’t died yet 👍 feels good feels organic

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 23h

sitting around last night being like damn I wanna play hk more so I opened it up again and kept forgetting I didn’t have dash and trying to dash out of muscle memory

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cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 23h

I like the idea of the chaos gods having a meeting on Warp Zoom. goofy shit

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 1d

i joke only bc if I think about it and don’t joke I start getting chest pain

cervix corax @rhysgore.bsky.social · 1d

ruinous powers staff meeting after scattering all the primarchs:

“ok the one with severe inborn rage issues. that one can be yours khorne”
[another one of them lands and gets his brain melted by the torment nexus implant]
“nvm”

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