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Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 1h

Oh Christmas Bees,
Oh Christmas Bees,
Why are you buzzing angrily?

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 1d

My period is kicking my ass

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 2d

You can also die by turning the light on too early.

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 2d

You tried running by swaying the same arm you step with??

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 2d

Watching Isekai stuff makes me realize how I'd be John Brown in their shoes the second I see racism.

Fuck a quiet life, I couldn't live with myself knowing there's slavery and racial oppression while I have some god-like cheat power in a "Might makes right" world.

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Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️ @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 3d

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some
There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

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Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 2d

Definitely

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Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 6d

Babylonian inspired mousegirl cavalry under the command of King Nezubacheezar

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 6d

Thinking about how Adepta Sororitas are known to sing hymnals loudly across the battlefield, but very few descriptions ever say if they're any good at it which makes it so so funny to imagine a bunch of off-key women revving chainswords and spewing promethium

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 7d

Uhaul lesbian'd so hard that we live across the street and less than a mile from a home depot and Uhaul

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 8d

TIL that Alaric "The barbarian" who sacked Rome was an exillary making him a Roman soldier who probably never would have sacked Rome if they paid him and the rest of the Visigoths their wages.

This means that the sacking of Rome is one of the most well-known examples of people unionizing

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 9d

Forgot to add context.

It was a new recipe and I was depressed. The top cake layer broke so I just heated up the icing and poured it in.

Sourdough chocolate cake with espresso filling/icing, now lovingly referred to in our house as "Shit from a butt cake"

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 10d

Need cookbook suggestions

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 12d

Shit from a butt cake hits sifferent at night

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Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 12d

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 13d

Finally beat the Space Marine 2 campaign

I'm mad they don't let us deck Leandros in his punchable face

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Fooly Cooly @foolybot.bsky.social · 14d

Disney's Marketing department right now

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Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 17d

Supply is uncoupled from demand in late stage capitalism on the verge of corporatism; ex. they'll keep slaughtering animals even if no one is buying meat.

AI, though, is directly killing and poisoning the world at every prompt a user makes. Each user is personally implicit in killing us all.

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 17d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 17d

I could be having so much fun reading a manhwa and BAM they kill a girl just for shock value and move on

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 17d

Reading or watching chinese media is so crazy because they'll just straight up kill female characters almost out of nowhere and never address it ever again

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Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 18d

Sysco is just real life Allfoods in the same way Lockheed Martin is just Militech

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 18d

It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown

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Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 18d

9/11

Rice Trispy @ricetrispy.bsky.social · 19d

They should really make a toaster that doesn't beg you to stick your fingers into the grill after you make toast in them

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