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the papillae cowboy
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I’m Jaime Synesthete Wine slinger 🏊‍♂️ & 🚴‍♂️ not as snarky or handsome in person
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God I hate this wine
Who the F does this kind of turbo slop appeal to? Who?
This is a complete waste of grapes/land/time/ideas/manpower/money

Mandatory aging requirements destroy a wines potential… fight me

Revolting

The real shot should be aimed at Franciacorta and GS Chianti.
And AI sux
This grid isn’t helpful to consumers at all
Fat
Sloppy
Minerals? Only if I’m on acid
And
There is no acid
And AI sux
This grid isn’t helpful to consumers at all
Fat
Sloppy
Minerals? Only if I’m on acid
And
There is no acid
Who the F does this kind of turbo slop appeal to? Who?
This is a complete waste of grapes/land/time/ideas/manpower/money

Mandatory aging requirements destroy a wines potential… fight me

Revolting

The real shot should be aimed at Franciacorta and GS Chianti.
I’m a blueberry superhero

3hr🚴‍♂️

I’m so hangry
Mataro is not Mourvèdre

Latest evidence …
If you are a sommelier and you are serving whites with an ice bucket, you have lost the point.
Corporate wine lists
That they $$$ to be part of

Pull the curtain string sir
A young me would argue that cataloguing a liquid library is a worthy cause; me now looks at it as silly. I like a few hundred max these days for the posh places, less than that for the rest.
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Ah , right right, agree, always promote the hometown hero! Instead of pandering to the jet set
Meh
And the real reason is that they have less than a 1% chance of selling here in the US.
Ok we just ran out of candy
200 pieces
That was so fun!
Gave away some granola bars and fruit snacks too

Had to turn the lights off
I feel terrible
Next year we know better!
Hey Dallas it’s 6:15
Where are the trick or treaters???
Hey Dallas it’s 6:15
Where are the trick or treaters???