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the papillae cowboy
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I’m Jaime Synesthete Wine slinger 🏊‍♂️ & 🚴‍♂️ not as snarky or handsome in person
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I’m a blueberry superhero

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I’m so hangry
Mataro is not Mourvèdre

Latest evidence …
If you are a sommelier and you are serving whites with an ice bucket, you have lost the point.
Corporate wine lists
That they $$$ to be part of

Pull the curtain string sir
A young me would argue that cataloguing a liquid library is a worthy cause; me now looks at it as silly. I like a few hundred max these days for the posh places, less than that for the rest.
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Ah , right right, agree, always promote the hometown hero! Instead of pandering to the jet set
Meh
And the real reason is that they have less than a 1% chance of selling here in the US.
Ok we just ran out of candy
200 pieces
That was so fun!
Gave away some granola bars and fruit snacks too

Had to turn the lights off
I feel terrible
Next year we know better!
Hey Dallas it’s 6:15
Where are the trick or treaters???
Hey Dallas it’s 6:15
Where are the trick or treaters???
Yeah I’m sick of listening to ppl complain how big lists should be, what belongs on em and judging what is missing. I’m making lists site specific from now on.
Ppl who want trashcan wine can go to a bowling alley for Malbec or Tannat or carmenere.
Shit don’t sell why waste inv $$$
Serious question:
Would you complain if you went to a very nice restaurant with a big wine list
And it had no Malbec or Shiraz or SA wines?
Asking for a friend who doesn’t think any of those wines are any good and would rather offer better quality to guests.

Do all wines need to be on all lists?
I am sick and tired of all the political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Don't Talk to Cops" pin. Cops are very busy doing police stuff, so you shouldn't talk to them while they're working. I don't know why the cop is a pig. Maybe it's a furry thing.
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