the papillae cowboy
@ridesmith.bsky.social
I’m Jaime
Synesthete
Wine slinger
🏊♂️ & 🚴♂️
not as snarky or handsome in person
Synesthete
Wine slinger
🏊♂️ & 🚴♂️
not as snarky or handsome in person
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This will not end well.
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This will not end well.
I love to listen to how much terrible wine ppl post/brag about
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I love to listen to how much terrible wine ppl post/brag about
I can confirm, that this story is not true
Sorry, France, the world's best bubbly is British
Over the past decade, international chefs have swept French culinary competitions with unprecedented frequency.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I can confirm, that this story is not true
How do you miss a field goal? Just ridiculous
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
How do you miss a field goal? Just ridiculous
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I make sure that people know my gingerbread cookies are MEN! None of this woke "gingerbread people" nonsense. I include a 10inch super thick cock *exploding* with man juice (white frosting so it's educational). In fact they are dick cookies with men attached, I call them "XXXmas COCKIES."
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I make sure that people know my gingerbread cookies are MEN! None of this woke "gingerbread people" nonsense. I include a 10inch super thick cock *exploding* with man juice (white frosting so it's educational). In fact they are dick cookies with men attached, I call them "XXXmas COCKIES."
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Why anybody listens to him about…well, anything, but about this in particular, I mean 🤷♂️
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why anybody listens to him about…well, anything, but about this in particular, I mean 🤷♂️
If I call your restaurant 4 times in 2 days and nobody picks up , you won’t get my money
#apolicytofail
Sometimes you need to ask questions; I’d rather you had no number to connect than to just have poor phone etiquette.
#apolicytofail
Sometimes you need to ask questions; I’d rather you had no number to connect than to just have poor phone etiquette.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If I call your restaurant 4 times in 2 days and nobody picks up , you won’t get my money
#apolicytofail
Sometimes you need to ask questions; I’d rather you had no number to connect than to just have poor phone etiquette.
#apolicytofail
Sometimes you need to ask questions; I’d rather you had no number to connect than to just have poor phone etiquette.
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace
The burning keeps me alive…
The burning keeps me alive…
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace
The burning keeps me alive…
The burning keeps me alive…
Happy bday to me
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Happy bday to me
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Anyone defending execution as a reasonable punishment for drug smuggling is a Nazi. Pass it on.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Anyone defending execution as a reasonable punishment for drug smuggling is a Nazi. Pass it on.
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3 Questions:
1) What are we doing?
2) How is this pro-life?
3) What are we doing?
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
1) What are we doing?
2) How is this pro-life?
3) What are we doing?
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
3 Questions:
1) What are we doing?
2) How is this pro-life?
3) What are we doing?
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
1) What are we doing?
2) How is this pro-life?
3) What are we doing?
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
A lil bday diddy
#muzak
#muzak
The Cure - So What
YouTube video by AntjaDec
youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A lil bday diddy
#muzak
#muzak
I bet they hire some baby boomer writers or some goofy mushs when/if it comes to the US.
I can only imagine the suburban housewife/bloggers cueing up.
Is the a Michelin tikety-tok yet?
I heard they are not interested in lo-fi either.
If you ask Robert Joseph , nobody is.
I can only imagine the suburban housewife/bloggers cueing up.
Is the a Michelin tikety-tok yet?
I heard they are not interested in lo-fi either.
If you ask Robert Joseph , nobody is.
The Michelin Guide will introduce a three-tier ‘Grapes’ system to rate wine producers, with Burgundy and Bordeaux the first regions to be assessed in 2026.
Michelin launches new ‘Grapes’ rating for wine estates
The Michelin Guide will introduce a three-tier ‘Grapes’ system to rate wine producers, with Burgundy among the first regions to be assessed.
www.thedrinksbusiness.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I bet they hire some baby boomer writers or some goofy mushs when/if it comes to the US.
I can only imagine the suburban housewife/bloggers cueing up.
Is the a Michelin tikety-tok yet?
I heard they are not interested in lo-fi either.
If you ask Robert Joseph , nobody is.
I can only imagine the suburban housewife/bloggers cueing up.
Is the a Michelin tikety-tok yet?
I heard they are not interested in lo-fi either.
If you ask Robert Joseph , nobody is.
I don’t get it
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I don’t get it
Screw caps for the win
Every time
Every bottle
Fight me
Every time
Every bottle
Fight me
Ganau Launches EPIQ+, the First Natural Solid Cork Guaranteed = or < 0.3 ng/L TCA
Press Release
www.winebusiness.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Screw caps for the win
Every time
Every bottle
Fight me
Every time
Every bottle
Fight me
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Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
Trash that is paid for
These are not ratings
They are adverts
These are not ratings
They are adverts
The Michelin Guide will introduce a three-tier ‘Grapes’ system to rate wine producers, with Burgundy and Bordeaux the first regions to be assessed in 2026.
Michelin launches new ‘Grapes’ rating for wine estates
The Michelin Guide will introduce a three-tier ‘Grapes’ system to rate wine producers, with Burgundy among the first regions to be assessed.
www.thedrinksbusiness.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Trash that is paid for
These are not ratings
They are adverts
These are not ratings
They are adverts
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Rabid, deranged racism.
But also projection.
But also projection.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Rabid, deranged racism.
But also projection.
But also projection.
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Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?