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➞azazel

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(🔞he or they, 30) i'm azazel. root of all worldly suffering and malice. i am the only person to have never died after eating the fruit of knowledge. i love interests such as things or content. this account will be nsfw. EN & 日本語 @ykryzk on tweet

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · May 2

YM - 世界がどうでもいい - 宮舞モカ
YM - the world doesn't matter to me - miyamai moca

sooooo i got moca

full: youtu.be/iDKw-LRpODI

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Mar 9

Home to one of the most bonkers lines in not just Star Trek but really any television show ever

Crusher saying that she fell asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in her grandmothers journal

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 3h

walked 10 miles today which is more than usual

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

"a Jordan" HE'S A SPECIES??????

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

nyo thanks, i decided i'm purroud of it meow since reading it gave mew such paws

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

i'm always terrified that the process that randomly spawns bugs into the world is going to glitch out and spawn an orangutan and it's going to tear my face off

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

it was a nice double pun. i guess not the most inspired or complex but i wouldn't say i'm not proud of it.

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

you know, fair

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

did you finish sonic chronicles the dark brotherhood because i was reminded that's a very safe pick if you've blocked out worse games

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

cat-thode ray tub

Amos Defamos @elezen.club · 20d

fascinated by the images people choose to show off CRT monitors on ebay

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Amos Defamos @elezen.club · 20d

fascinated by the images people choose to show off CRT monitors on ebay

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

no it doesn't. i think he actually just doesn't like the game. can we hop off this benign post?

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

oh jesus i forgot about that. i don't know if it's number one still, but yeah i finished it and uh yeah it's um, it's at least a contender.......

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

good kodaka is striking and sticks in your brain, but when that guy misses _MAN_ does he miss

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

super monkey ball adventure is also down there but it wasn't quite Abyss Media just thoroughly mediocre (i had to look up the name because of how little impact it left). most worst things i imagine i either dropped and/or repressed from my memory

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

perhaps neither the worst written nor mechanically worst game i've played (possibly finished, though...) but abysmal enough on both fronts to just really get down there

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

extremely easy as a certified vita owner, of course. ultra despair girls. it's ultra despair girls

lex luddy (ichiban appreciator) @lexluddy.xyz · 1d

What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 1d

i mean as a fellow hater that cannot be true it was at least 75% me mechanically functional. you had to have played some miserable shovelware

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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 10d

DO NO HARM

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 2d

técnico jurídico

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 2d

bounce on it 🍎 that's an apple i forgot what i was typinv

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David Toons @davidtoonsyt.com · 4d

Spooky Month time = Lycanroc Toons time

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 2d

question that answers itself. slutty

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➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 2d

i've held that in for four years but fuck man sometimes i need to hate

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 2d

what if a character driven mystery didn't have characters or a mystery. incredible masterpiece

➞azazel @rightarrowazazel.bsky.social · 2d

always feel insane when i see ppl compare odd taxi to tight prestige tv and it amounts to "it uses the cinematic language of ___, so it's good". yeah but is it using that language for anything. is odd taxi about literally anything.

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