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Ristin Raccoon

@ristinraccoon.bsky.social

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I'm a raccoon #furry and widower in Brisbane Australia. Some call me the Duke of Westhaven. Rumour has it I might be the Treasurer of #FurDU. I'm a sci fi fan, love ttrpgs and slow cooker cooking. Plus #GuildWars2 He /Him /No Worries Mate Born in 1978

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · Sep 15

I'm going to make this my pinned post! ^_^

Robert Democracy Illes @bobbygoode.bsky.social · Sep 15

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 10m

Very true.

Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 11m

Please replicate a card in the Hallmark style which reads “Thank you for helping us by making things we need, Mr Replicator”. That’s for you.

Now for Chief @annoyedobrien.bsky.social can you make heavy-duty cleaning supplies and launch them to him, please? Aim for the shoulder, as usual, thanks!

Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 17m

Oh great, the senator has been taking ‘campaign contributions’ from the billionaires again.

Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 22m

Looks like it’s #ButlerianJihad time again.

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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 9h

What the BLAZING BLOODY HELL did I just EXPERIENCE in the holosuite Quark?!! You call that a KAYAKING program?? What do you MEAN, “it’s AI”?!!NO ONE WANTS YOUR AI SLOP QUARK!! THE KAYAK HAD A HUMAN FACE AND SCREAMED WHEN I PADDLED IT!!

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 51m

>_>

I like to believe the artist really did return some day. The alternative is too crushingly sad. x_x

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💫Kiora~ @kioraofmyst.bsky.social · 3h

Taking applications for people to do hag stuff with.

Comic cred: cassandracalin.tumblr.com

Comic by https://cassandracalin.tumblr.com

Comic features a person who receives a text asking to hag out but was a typo to hang out. Person replies no let’s actually hag out and the final panel shows two people dressed like witches (hags)mixing things into a cauldron.

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 1h

Ok #maga

Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 1h

You are, yes.

@nerdskull.bsky.social described you perfectly.

Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

YEET!!!

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d

Your enemies will tell you there is no point in fighting back. They tell you this to break your morale, but in so doing, they tell on themselves. They fear being stood up to, or else they would not work so hard to downplay it. If someone says fighting back doesn't matter, make it matter.

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

About three years ago I wouldn't have believed that.

I'd have said "you had me up to the picture, but that was too implausible. As if they'd display such a convenient thing showing they think their own motives are evil".

Now...that's about that I expect from Israel thugs (also MAGA/Republicans).

Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

You sure can! And it's proper darkvision, not just low-light vision too. ^_^

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

This is the right-wing in a nutshell. They create problems, and instead of fixing anything they pick scapegoats to punish. Usually it's minorities like non-whites, LGBT+ people, or the disabled. Until it's one of these "you made us look bad" moments and they turn on each other.

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 8h

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe she already has the tools for the job, and just needs you there while she installs the pegs?

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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s go. Plenty of receipts and evidence!

JB Pritzker Looking at Prosecuting ICE Agents in Chicago.

www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...

JB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in Chicago

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents.

www.newsweek.com

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BionicDance the Disappointed Idealist @bionicdance.bsky.social · 14h

C'mon, Second Amendment fetishists...where are all of you, eh?

Probably on the side of tyranny, I'd wager.

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 14h

Good thing that kobolds have darkvision!

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FurDU @furdu.com.au · 14h

🦇 Want to help friends find you at Tails of Terror 4? 👻

Use our “How to Find Me” template to share your name, pronouns, dos/don’ts and add pics of yourself in and out of fursuit! 🎃
It’s the perfect way for others to say hi at the event! #TailsOfTerror4

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 17h

Ensign Raccoon here chief. Here on the communicator, that is. Not here in person, because where you are is thigh-deep in waste.

...BYE!

Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 18h

Wait a minute...I see what you did there. ^_^

Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 20h

What's her favourite fudge packing technique? I bet it's pegging.

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

#Dare by #StanBush

A message from the 80's for us living in our dark present.

youtu.be/GUhB1O8Le0Q?...

Dare

YouTube video by Stan Bush - Topic

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Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

It's hard to explain, Chief.

Y'see, fudge packing is something that you and your wife DON'T do. So it's hard to explain why all the giggly virgins are having a GAY OLD TIME laughing about fudge packing.

But don't worry, you have a tactical fudge packing apron, it has a glorious hole just incase.

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