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Coach Gowron
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 18h
When we live through difficult times it can be easy to succumb to despair, to see nothing but darkness on the horizon. But one day, in happier times, songs will be sung of those who persevered. Strive to be sung about as one who brought hope, as one who carried light over that horizon.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 21h
That is an excellent point. Maybe we should let that Pakled delegation have a go at it. They seem eager.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 22h
Don't panic, Chief. I'll round up some nerds to reprogram the replicators while you fetch the Morn Net.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
Fortunately Quark lets the subject drop when I scowl in a particularly menacing fashion. I'm very good at scowling.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
That calculator had entirely too many numbers on it!
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
Do not judge your life by what you can afford, or worse, what you can't afford. An honorable life does not come with a price tag.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
My antique decorative pipes! They're all dented!
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
A true warrior never gives up! Do you have a third shoulder we can try?
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
// A little bit of topical lunacy, courtesy of @auralnauts-craven.bsky.social
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
She is excellent at topiary.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Okay okay okay. I've got it this time...
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
That's a different department. The chairs are shaped differently there.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Most of the them work in HR (Humanoid Resources).
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Hold still, Chief. I've been practicing.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
That reminds me, tell Keiko I found the spurs she's been missing.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
I'm going to go ahead and loop back to touch base with you. Via fax. Here it comes...
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Are you back with us, Chief? Say something an energy being would never say, like "I hate glowing!" or "Corporeal beings are the best!"
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. Energize.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
No.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
Yes, let's go find glorious deeds to do, or at least a Chief Engineer to annoy.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
These hurtful, threatening times fill me with sadness and anger. But I will not let my anger make me cruel or unfeeling, especially towards those I hold dear. Our enemies have not earned our kindness, but nor have they earned the right to strip us of ours.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
*Slap*
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
He'd mope all day if it didn't happen.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
I'm trying *slap* to make you lose your *slap* Vulcan *slap* composure *slap* so we can defeat the energy beings that have possessed you. *Slap*
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
I understand, Chief. No-one is entirely immune to peer pressure. Just because the cool kids are jamming lawn equipment into things doesn't mean you have to.
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