Let me know if any of those eggs are missing, Chief. Brad loves xenomorph egg omelettes.
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Let me know if any of those eggs are missing, Chief. Brad loves xenomorph egg omelettes.
They're here for my poetry slam brunch.
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
They're here for my poetry slam brunch.
It was processed cheese food and white bread, Chief. I practically saved your life.
January 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It was processed cheese food and white bread, Chief. I practically saved your life.
So what you're saying is that we should start flinging replicators across the Promenade to balance things out. Count me in, Chief.
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
So what you're saying is that we should start flinging replicators across the Promenade to balance things out. Count me in, Chief.
That's probably for the best, don't you think?
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
That's probably for the best, don't you think?
It's called Table Tennis, Chief! Table Tennis!
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
It's called Table Tennis, Chief! Table Tennis!
Something like that. Words are hard.
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Something like that. Words are hard.
Quark's already selling t-shirts.
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Quark's already selling t-shirts.
Makes sense. They don't call you the Phantom of Waste Management for nothing, Chief.
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Makes sense. They don't call you the Phantom of Waste Management for nothing, Chief.
Turn your back hair toward the dark! Drive back the shadows!
December 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Turn your back hair toward the dark! Drive back the shadows!
I'll put it on some other time, Chief. It's a bit chilly for a crocheted codpiece is all.
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I'll put it on some other time, Chief. It's a bit chilly for a crocheted codpiece is all.
Chief, those hip waders would be more effective if they didn't have cutouts over the buttocks.
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Chief, those hip waders would be more effective if they didn't have cutouts over the buttocks.
It's part of the little dance you're supposed to do.
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's part of the little dance you're supposed to do.
It's supposed to be good for the room's ambience, or something. The engineering theory was probably covered in one of the other videos I didn't get to yet.
December 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's supposed to be good for the room's ambience, or something. The engineering theory was probably covered in one of the other videos I didn't get to yet.
If you're too busy to fix the problem, I can take a look at it for you. I watched a holosuite repair video on Space TikTok recently. Well, I watched part 1 of 600, but I'm pretty sure I got the gist of it.
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If you're too busy to fix the problem, I can take a look at it for you. I watched a holosuite repair video on Space TikTok recently. Well, I watched part 1 of 600, but I'm pretty sure I got the gist of it.
One of these times I'm going to be right.
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
One of these times I'm going to be right.
Yeah, it's the rope she used to escape from that Romulan penal colony.
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yeah, it's the rope she used to escape from that Romulan penal colony.