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Coach Gowron
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1h
Are you back with us, Chief? Say something an energy being would never say, like "I hate glowing!" or "Corporeal beings are the best!"
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1h
Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. Energize.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 6h
No.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 15h
Yes, let's go find glorious deeds to do, or at least a Chief Engineer to annoy.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 20h
These hurtful, threatening times fill me with sadness and anger. But I will not let my anger make me cruel or unfeeling, especially towards those I hold dear. Our enemies have not earned our kindness, but nor have they earned the right to strip us of ours.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
*Slap*
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
He'd mope all day if it didn't happen.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
I'm trying *slap* to make you lose your *slap* Vulcan *slap* composure *slap* so we can defeat the energy beings that have possessed you. *Slap*
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
I understand, Chief. No-one is entirely immune to peer pressure. Just because the cool kids are jamming lawn equipment into things doesn't mean you have to.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
Are Melmacians marsupials? It could be a baby ALF.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
Exactly.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
Try @theolalfer.bsky.social.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
Your other coaches and teachers didn't attend the Ty'Gokor Community College Coaching Program, obviously.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
Right?!
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
Did you learn nothing from the many, many times you scolded me for cramming power tools into the replicator? Do you not listen to your own blustery shouting?
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
A bully believes that kindness is weakness. A fool believes that bullying is strength. A true warrior knows that a bully is weak, and that compassion and kindness are strengths they could never comprehend.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
A long day of laundering jockstraps is in his future. He'd better limber up.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Yes, after you rescheduled it several times. It's not that scary, Doc.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Be sure to ask Willie if you can see the prod in action.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
.... Yes.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Then do it tired. But you will make it through the day, no matter what.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Don't go into tomorrow worried about how you are going to cope with it. Go into it knowing that you will cope with it, come what may. Knowing that you are a warrior, that you are worthy, come what may.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Speaking of cows, has Willie shown you his new cattle prod? He seemed excited to test it out.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
That doesn't sound like Meemaw at all. But then, neither does the story of her torrid love affair with Surak that became the first Pon Farr.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
We all just want to sing Hail to the Bus Driver for him. As a treat.
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