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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Sep 16
Jesus can look like anybody because he lives in your heart, and my Jesus looks like a sexy little black girl.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 1d
Bluesky's automod AI has deemed Mike Stoklasa unfit for public consumption.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Check out some anime, pick up some manga.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 4d
Wait, are you talking about Comic-Con or politics?
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 9d
Then I'll dress up in black face. I heard seals respond positively to black face. A little known fact.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 11d
Isn't the theater going experience wonderful. Just constantly people coughing and looking at their phones and talking to each other.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 12d
Mike, you do understand that some day, some day in the not too distant future, you are really going to get your comeuppance.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 18d
There is no soul. Star Trek takes place in an atheistic universe where God does not exist, Mike. I'm so sorry.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 24d
If you know why this movie exists, please contact us.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · 26d
Oh my God, I just want to see a kid take a shit.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Sep 14
We're not talking about UFOs! We're talking about something that's real: ghosts.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Sep 14
Child abduction is definitely a real thing, I should clarify.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Sep 14
I've always been fascinated by 'Satanic panic' because it wasn't real. Everybody was convinced that there was someone in your neighborhood that was gonna kidnap and murder your child.

And, I mean, obviously that did happen sometimes. But not because of Satan.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Sep 8
I've never been so happy to be close to death.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Sep 5
Every movie is someone's favorite movie.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Sep 1
Oh thank you, Mr. Maculkin.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 30
Our fans are interested in both AIDS and 9-11.

And Star Wars.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 27
I can't tell if that was an Einstein or Hitler. Adolf Einstein?
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 26
Are orgies still a thing?
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 24
This is borderline experimental.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 21
Kissing is suss and can only be done with permission or it's SA and problematic.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 18
Space Cop was a comedy?! Oh shit, I played that all wrong!
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 14
It surpasses stupid and becomes art.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 13
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 11
You know where a werewolf has to go and attack? A furry convention. That's a fucking movie waiting to happen.
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RedLetterMedia Quotes @rlmquotes.bsky.social · Aug 9
I saw the Barbie movie and it was atrocious.
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