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Jesus can look like anybody because he lives in your heart, and my Jesus looks like a sexy little black girl.
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Check out some anime, pick up some manga.
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Check out some anime, pick up some manga.
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Wait, are you talking about Comic-Con or politics?
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Then I'll dress up in black face. I heard seals respond positively to black face. A little known fact.
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Isn't the theater going experience wonderful. Just constantly people coughing and looking at their phones and talking to each other.
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Mike, you do understand that some day, some day in the not too distant future, you are really going to get your comeuppance.
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There is no soul. Star Trek takes place in an atheistic universe where God does not exist, Mike. I'm so sorry.
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If you know why this movie exists, please contact us.
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Oh my God, I just want to see a kid take a shit.
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We're not talking about UFOs! We're talking about something that's real: ghosts.
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Child abduction is definitely a real thing, I should clarify.
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I've always been fascinated by 'Satanic panic' because it wasn't real. Everybody was convinced that there was someone in your neighborhood that was gonna kidnap and murder your child.

And, I mean, obviously that did happen sometimes. But not because of Satan.
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I've never been so happy to be close to death.
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Every movie is someone's favorite movie.
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Oh thank you, Mr. Maculkin.
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Our fans are interested in both AIDS and 9-11.

And Star Wars.
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I can't tell if that was an Einstein or Hitler. Adolf Einstein?
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This is borderline experimental.
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Kissing is suss and can only be done with permission or it's SA and problematic.
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Space Cop was a comedy?! Oh shit, I played that all wrong!
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It surpasses stupid and becomes art.
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You know where a werewolf has to go and attack? A furry convention. That's a fucking movie waiting to happen.
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I saw the Barbie movie and it was atrocious.