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I’m the guy who jumped through the wedding cake in the Guns n’ Roses “November Rain” music video ► robbwitmer.info 📰 @apartment3gazette.com 📼 @rewindvideopod.com
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · Mar 30
many people are saying Star Wars really happened
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 12h
We’ve gathered the best journalists in the world and dispatched the MegaNews Helicopter to fly them high above & across Portland, and directly to the nearest elected Democrat so we can ask “What’s your reaction to the president saying that this city is burning down?”

It’s called the news, dummies
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 13h
some people say that Portland is burning to the ground, others say it isn’t. who’s to say what’s true or false? we’re the newspaper
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 16h
A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 1d
I heard you don’t even feel it after the first one or two hundred million
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 1d
I dunno, we probably shouldn’t give too much credit to the guy who declared Gaza was his personal property and that he plans to eradicate its population to build a luxury golf resort
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 1d
Tyler Perry's Lamestream Madea
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 1d
we'll always have Party Night Number One
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 1d
my Letterboxd review of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile 2025 Watched Oct 9, 2025 They should make it illegal to be a pedophile, even if you're really cool
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 3d
I already have two Mastodon accounts that I have no idea how to login to, that’s enough for now
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 3d
Dorf on golf playing golf on a golf course
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 4d
we’re going to take this country back one 10 hour Yakety Sax at a time
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 4d
when Matt Reeves asks you to read his script for The Batman 2
screenshot from Hellzapoppin (1941) w/closed captioning: It’s a great script — feel how much it weighs
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 4d
I think you should Leave Wine lady: let's do the fucking news
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
is that pump cheese?
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
he really thinks he can Dealz his way into heaven
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
wait, but that’s HER job!
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
fuck everything, we’re doing five butters
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
is your butter even butter if it isn't four butters?
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
yeah but the audience is buying tickets because they love the Wizard of Oz and are curious about the Sphere. all the characters, visuals, songs, ideas, etc, come from the original. it's not like a from-scratch, Ai-generated version of Wizard of Oz was making $2m a day somewhere
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
how much of that is attributable to the Ai tech involved? probably close to 0%
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
did I need to jump through a 5-tier wedding cake instead of walking calmly around the table to seek shelter? hard to say, it November Raining very strongly
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
they’re saying Miller keeps increasing his daily dosage of horse amphetamines and now his tolerance is so high that an entire herd’s worth is needed just to keep him alive, while the Fear inside him grows stronger
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
a lot of you are saying this doesn't look like me and I wasn't old enough in 1991 to be in the video, but the truth of the matter is that you can't prove either of those things
guy jumping through the wedding cake in the Guns n' Roses November Rain video
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
a disgrace to actual Clown Shows
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 6d
any decent bartender would immediately clock a guy that looked like this, like he’s been drinking Scotch all day but thinks he’s holding it together enough to pound a few beers at happy hour and then probably get kicked out for doing coke in the bathroom
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 6d
if poor people had more money, would they be less poor? Wall Street Journal investigates…
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 6d
One of the most hotly debated questions among economists, academics and policymakers is whether cash payments to poor families improve their lives.
Do Cash Payments Help Poor Families?
​Some experts ​say giving cash directly to poor families avoids bureaucracy and delivers aid more efficiently. Others ​argue that without regulated programs, ​the money will go to waste​.
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