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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 2d

I can proudly state that NO AI was used to create my latest Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK! If you'd like to read the very first book grown inside the test tubes of a scientific genius, then click here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 3d

It's Almost Time, Kids...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l73U...

#happyhalloween2025🎃🕷️👻🖤

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 6d

I recommend checking out the latest episode of THE AP STRANGE SHOW in which Matthew M. K. Hopewell interviews CONSPIRINORMAL host Adam Sayne in a freewheeling conversation Hopewell describes as "a paranormal jam session!"

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 7d

One year ago today, Madness Heart Press unleashed my eleventh book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, which has recently made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 8d

These Lodge meetings get weirder and weirder every year...

Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 8d

Today would have been the 79th birthday of the late, great Holly Woodlawn! Take this opportunity to check out Paul Morrissey's TRASH & WOMEN IN REVOLT (both of which feature Woodlawn) or read her 1991 memoir, A LOW LIFE IN HIGH HEELS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wu...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 10d

In the wake of my recent posts regarding the perennial fascination with Satanism among the far-right, a correspondent sent me a link to Bill Elder's infamous 2-part news report about slavering hordes of Satanists running rampant in Louisiana in the 1980s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bill...

Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 14d

On what would have been Bela Lugosi's 143rd birthday, I urge you to check out my Rondo Award-nominated novel BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, the ideal read for Spooky Season! A five-star Amazon review described BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD as "perfect reading for October!" cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 14d

Happy National Cryptid Day! As you can see with your own eyes, even Bigfoot is pleasantly stunned by the contents of my Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bigf...

#cryptidday
#wonderlandbookawards
#madnessheartpress

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Madness Heart Press @madnessheartpress.bsky.social · 20d

NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ

Art card featuring a psychedelic side-view of a pregnant person surrounded by a typewriter, goggles, a butterfly, a centipede, and a talon. Text reads "The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey"

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 21d

As that devilish holiday, All Hallows' Eve, rapidly descends upon us once again, take this opportunity to curl up with a copy of my debut short story collection, CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES, released by Lethe Press early last year!
cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/cele...
#LethePress
#Halloween

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 23d

The clock is ticking on your chance to check out The Long Beach Playhouse's inventive stage adaptation of DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE directed by David Scaglione!

cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/dr-j...

#drjekyllandmrhyde
#longbeachplayhouse
#Halloween
#ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ2025

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 24d

Beware! When one encounters this peculiar fellow on the streets of Long Beach on any evening other than Halloween (as I did last night), one needs to be on high alert: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/mich...

#michaelmyers
#halloween
#longbeach

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Madness Heart Press @madnessheartpress.bsky.social · 25d

NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 26d

If you find yourself anywhere near Los Angeles within the next few weeks, I highly recommend checking out the legendary BOB BAKER MARIONETTE THEATER'S annual Hallowe'en Spooktacular! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...

#bobbakermarionettetheater
#halloweenspooktacular

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 27d

Exactly one year ago today, NEW DAWN MAGAZINE (SPECIAL ISSUE Vol. 18, No. 5) published my article, "Freemasons from Outer Space," which examines the connections between hermetic symbolism and alleged extraterrestrial encounters: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/free...

#freemasons
#outerspace

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 28d

Recommend Viewing: LAW ENFORCEMENT GUIDE TO SATANIC CULTS, a vintage example of 100% pure evangelical insanity dating back to the early 1990s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/law-...

#witches
#satanicpanic
#sataniccults
#crazycops
#lawenforcementguidetosataniccults

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Oct 3

On the night of September 27, 2025, the Pasadena Scottish Rite presented an illuminating live performance of a stage play entitled The Living Constitution: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...

#pasadenascottishrite
#thelivingconstitution
#freemasonry

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Oct 2

Now that we're officially into Spooky Season once again, you're no doubt searching for something appropriately weird and macabre to read as we hurtle our way toward All Hallows' Eve. Why not try my Rondo Award-nominated novel, BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD? cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/welc...

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 30

PAGAN THREAT: THE MUSICAL!!! (or) The Satanic Panic Is Alive and Well in 2025: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/paga...

#satanicpanic
#kierlajanisse
#paganthreat
#lucasmiles

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 29

Heads up! The brand new Spanish edition of CHAMELEO: A STRANGE BUT TRUE STORY OF INVISIBLE SPIES, HEROIN ADDICTION, AND HOMELAND SECURITY (translated by Elías Ortigosa Román) is now available for purchase courtesy of Yonki Books: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/reve...

#yonkibooks
#orbooks

Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 28

I'm pleased to announce that my 2024 book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, has made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards alongside nine other quaint & curious volumes of forgotten lore: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-...

#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarro
#horror

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 23

HAPPY AUTUMNAL EQUINOX!!!

www.criterionchannel.com/equinox/vide...

#equinox
#criterioncollection
#supernaturalcolor

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 20

Here's an article I wrote to promote the publication of my first novel, UNTIL THE LAST DOG DIES, which was released in November of 2017. The novel is about a global pandemic involving a virus that attacks only the humor centers of the brain: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/no-j...

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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 13

"Pay No Attention to That Pedophile Behind the Curtain!": A Parapolitical Collage (Part 1): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/07/pay-...

"Pay No Attention to That Pedophile Behind the Curtain!": A Parapolitical Collage (Part 2): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/pay-...

#trumpepstein

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