Robert Guffey
@robertguffey.bsky.social
Author of CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES, DEAD MONKEY RUM, OPERATION MINDFUCK, BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, WIDOW OF THE AMPUTATION & OTHER WEIRD CRIMES, UNTIL THE LAST DOG DIES, CHAMELEO, SPIES & SAUCERS, and CRYPTOSCATOLOGY.
BEHOLD!!! the ever-expanding GUFFEY LIBRARY (with more volumes to come in 2026)!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
BEHOLD!!! the ever-expanding GUFFEY LIBRARY (with more volumes to come in 2026)!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
2026 is only a few hours old, and I already have a new story published! Please visit DIRTY MAGICK MAGAZINE to read my brand new novelette, "The Black Ambulance" (which has been serialized in two parts). You can read a preview of Part One right here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2026/01/the-...
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
2026 is only a few hours old, and I already have a new story published! Please visit DIRTY MAGICK MAGAZINE to read my brand new novelette, "The Black Ambulance" (which has been serialized in two parts). You can read a preview of Part One right here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2026/01/the-...
My fellow Wonderland Book Award-winner, Christine Morgan, recently sent me a shark-infused care package I'd like to share with all of you on the final day of the year: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/nymp...
#madnessheartpress
#wonderlandawards
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarro
#horror
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#wonderlandbookawards
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#horror
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My fellow Wonderland Book Award-winner, Christine Morgan, recently sent me a shark-infused care package I'd like to share with all of you on the final day of the year: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/nymp...
#madnessheartpress
#wonderlandawards
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarro
#horror
#madnessheartpress
#wonderlandawards
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarro
#horror
According to inside sources close to the Bavarian Illuminati, even Bat Boy of WEEKLY WORLD NEWS fame has expressed considerable skepticism of this headline: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/cryp...
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
According to inside sources close to the Bavarian Illuminati, even Bat Boy of WEEKLY WORLD NEWS fame has expressed considerable skepticism of this headline: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/cryp...
Here are my 2025 print publications at a glance: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/guff...
#headpress
#yonkibooks
#bearmanormedia
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#paranoia
#becomingnosferatu
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#yonkibooks
#bearmanormedia
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#paranoia
#becomingnosferatu
December 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Here are my 2025 print publications at a glance: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/guff...
#headpress
#yonkibooks
#bearmanormedia
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#paranoia
#becomingnosferatu
#headpress
#yonkibooks
#bearmanormedia
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#paranoia
#becomingnosferatu
On November 8, 2025, Solaris BlueRaven interviewed me about HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD on her podcast, RAVENSTAR'S WITCHING HOUR. You can listen to the entire show right here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/holl...
#solarisblueraven
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#headpress
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#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#headpress
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
On November 8, 2025, Solaris BlueRaven interviewed me about HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD on her podcast, RAVENSTAR'S WITCHING HOUR. You can listen to the entire show right here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/holl...
#solarisblueraven
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#headpress
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Unboxing my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/unbo...
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Unboxing my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/unbo...
I recommend listening to the latest CONSPIRINORMAL, which features an interview with Dr. Future, author of TWO MASTERS AND TWO GOSPELS, an analysis of the cognitive dissonance that has afflicted the evangelical community during the past several years: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/dr-f...
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I recommend listening to the latest CONSPIRINORMAL, which features an interview with Dr. Future, author of TWO MASTERS AND TWO GOSPELS, an analysis of the cognitive dissonance that has afflicted the evangelical community during the past several years: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/dr-f...
Here's an excerpt from Chris Owen's UNDERGROUND BUNKER article entitled "When Lolita Met Xenu: How Scientology Targeted Nabokov’s Publisher," which details the complex harassment campaign Scientology mounted against the publisher of INSIDE SCIENTOLOGY: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/when...
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Here's an excerpt from Chris Owen's UNDERGROUND BUNKER article entitled "When Lolita Met Xenu: How Scientology Targeted Nabokov’s Publisher," which details the complex harassment campaign Scientology mounted against the publisher of INSIDE SCIENTOLOGY: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/when...
I recently returned to Seriah Azkath's WHERE DID THE ROAD GO? to discuss my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/holl...
#wheredidtheroadgo
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#headpress
#conspiracies
#highweirdness
#wheredidtheroadgo
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#headpress
#conspiracies
#highweirdness
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I recently returned to Seriah Azkath's WHERE DID THE ROAD GO? to discuss my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/holl...
#wheredidtheroadgo
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#headpress
#conspiracies
#highweirdness
#wheredidtheroadgo
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#headpress
#conspiracies
#highweirdness
An excerpt from my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS, has just been published by FILM INTERNATIONAL: filmint.nu/the-secret-h...
#filminternational
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#filminternational
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
An excerpt from my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS, has just been published by FILM INTERNATIONAL: filmint.nu/the-secret-h...
#filminternational
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#filminternational
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
It's that time of the year again! Head on over to the CRYPTOSCATOLOGY blog to read my latest article, "The Cryptoscatology Top Ten: The Best Comic Books of 2025!": cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
#Graphicnovels
#Comicbooks
#TopTen
#Bestof2025
#Graphicnovels
#Comicbooks
#TopTen
#Bestof2025
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's that time of the year again! Head on over to the CRYPTOSCATOLOGY blog to read my latest article, "The Cryptoscatology Top Ten: The Best Comic Books of 2025!": cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
#Graphicnovels
#Comicbooks
#TopTen
#Bestof2025
#Graphicnovels
#Comicbooks
#TopTen
#Bestof2025
The latest episode of Steven Snider's THE FARM PODCAST has just dropped! In the concluding installment of this two-part interview, I return to THE FARM to discuss the ongoing legacy of Patrick McGoohan, THE PRISONER, DANGER MAN/SECRET AGENT, etc.! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/i-re...
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The latest episode of Steven Snider's THE FARM PODCAST has just dropped! In the concluding installment of this two-part interview, I return to THE FARM to discuss the ongoing legacy of Patrick McGoohan, THE PRISONER, DANGER MAN/SECRET AGENT, etc.! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/i-re...
The Cryptoscatology Holiday Double-Crypto Special Continues!!!! The Guffey Vaults have opened for a limited time only! I'm selling copies of both my first book (CRYPTOSCATOLOGY) and my 2024 collection, CRYPTOPOLIS! *CHOKE GASP!* Click here for details: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Cryptoscatology Holiday Double-Crypto Special Continues!!!! The Guffey Vaults have opened for a limited time only! I'm selling copies of both my first book (CRYPTOSCATOLOGY) and my 2024 collection, CRYPTOPOLIS! *CHOKE GASP!* Click here for details: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
The latest episode of Steven Snider's THE FARM PODCAST has just dropped! In the first installment of this epic two-part interview, I return to THE FARM to discuss one of the greatest TV shows of all time, THE PRISONER! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/i-re...
#theprisoner
#patrickmcgoohan
#theprisoner
#patrickmcgoohan
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The latest episode of Steven Snider's THE FARM PODCAST has just dropped! In the first installment of this epic two-part interview, I return to THE FARM to discuss one of the greatest TV shows of all time, THE PRISONER! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/i-re...
#theprisoner
#patrickmcgoohan
#theprisoner
#patrickmcgoohan
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WONDERLAND AWARD WINNER FOR BEST COLLECTION! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a maternity guide! Replete with footnotes, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
WONDERLAND AWARD WINNER FOR BEST COLLECTION! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a maternity guide! Replete with footnotes, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
A beloved holiday ritual has returned to Southern California! For me, the X-Mas season means primarily one thing: It's time for Brian Newell's SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS to take its rightful place on the boards of the Maverick Theater in Fullerton! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/sant...
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A beloved holiday ritual has returned to Southern California! For me, the X-Mas season means primarily one thing: It's time for Brian Newell's SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS to take its rightful place on the boards of the Maverick Theater in Fullerton! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/sant...
Part Two of my recent appearance on THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST has just dropped! In this episode, we wrap up our discussion of CHAMELEO, and then move on to talk about my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Part Two of my recent appearance on THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST has just dropped! In this episode, we wrap up our discussion of CHAMELEO, and then move on to talk about my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-...
To order a copy of my Wonderland Award-winning book THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK from Amazon, click here: tinyurl.com/5ex8n2e8
If you'd prefer not to prop up a soulless multinational corporation, you can also buy the book directly from Madness Heart Press: tinyurl.com/mrxsytah
If you'd prefer not to prop up a soulless multinational corporation, you can also buy the book directly from Madness Heart Press: tinyurl.com/mrxsytah
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
To order a copy of my Wonderland Award-winning book THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK from Amazon, click here: tinyurl.com/5ex8n2e8
If you'd prefer not to prop up a soulless multinational corporation, you can also buy the book directly from Madness Heart Press: tinyurl.com/mrxsytah
If you'd prefer not to prop up a soulless multinational corporation, you can also buy the book directly from Madness Heart Press: tinyurl.com/mrxsytah
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! I received my Wonderland Award for THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK!
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarrocon
#bizarro
#madnessheartpress
#expectantmother
#disinformation
#handbook
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#bizarrocon
#bizarro
#madnessheartpress
#expectantmother
#disinformation
#handbook
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! I received my Wonderland Award for THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK!
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarrocon
#bizarro
#madnessheartpress
#expectantmother
#disinformation
#handbook
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarrocon
#bizarro
#madnessheartpress
#expectantmother
#disinformation
#handbook
Here's a sneak preview of my debut comic book, THE UPSIDE DOWN MAGICIAN #1: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-sn...
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Here's a sneak preview of my debut comic book, THE UPSIDE DOWN MAGICIAN #1: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-sn...
To commemorate the passing of yet another stupid ass holiday, I'm opening up the Guffey Vault for a limited time only. I'm selling copies of both my first book (CRYPTOSCATOLOGY) and my 2024 collection, CRYPTOPOLIS! *CHOKE GASP!* Click here for details: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
To commemorate the passing of yet another stupid ass holiday, I'm opening up the Guffey Vault for a limited time only. I'm selling copies of both my first book (CRYPTOSCATOLOGY) and my 2024 collection, CRYPTOPOLIS! *CHOKE GASP!* Click here for details: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
The latest episode of THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST features an interview with Yours Truly! Part One focuses on my 2015 book, CHAMELEO. Part Two will focus on my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sB...
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The latest episode of THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST features an interview with Yours Truly! Part One focuses on my 2015 book, CHAMELEO. Part Two will focus on my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sB...
The Trumporium Theater of Terror! (A Play in 4 Acts): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
#cryptoscatology
#grandguignol
#trumpepstein
#jeffreyepstein
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#jeffreyepstein
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Trumporium Theater of Terror! (A Play in 4 Acts): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
#cryptoscatology
#grandguignol
#trumpepstein
#jeffreyepstein
#cryptoscatology
#grandguignol
#trumpepstein
#jeffreyepstein
Cryptoscatology's Essential JFK Assassination Books (Revised & Updated): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/cryp...
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November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Cryptoscatology's Essential JFK Assassination Books (Revised & Updated): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/cryp...
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