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Mr Roger Quimbly

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 23d

Antifa terrorist.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 29m

Someone took a shit in a lift.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 54m

Stop the boots.

Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 1h

Tradesmen’s entrance.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 2h

Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 3h

I like to take the back way.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 4h

That’s a long way from where I was planning to use it.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 4h

Got my Antifa membership card this morning. Looking forward to the AGM.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 4h

@mattleys.bsky.social I see you’re making T-shirts now.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 7h

I’d rather find a vegan tampon in a men’s toilet than discover Nigel Farage dropping a log.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 1d

“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!”

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 1d

“They’re giving you the Piss Prize.”

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 1d

Babies are stored in the placenta. Pee is stored in the balls. That’s science.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 1d

If they gave a Nobel Prize for being a felonious sex nuisance who whines like a constipated toddler about getting the award, I know who I’d give it to.