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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
I find it far easier to believe that Nigel Farage was a schoolboy racist than that he was ever actually a child.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I find it far easier to believe that Nigel Farage was a schoolboy racist than that he was ever actually a child.
@mattleys I see you’re calling yourself ’super fungus’ now.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@mattleys I see you’re calling yourself ’super fungus’ now.
But, on the plus side, he did make classical references and have funny hair. So, swings and roundabouts.
‘Too little, too late’: damning report condemns UK’s Covid response
Report on handling of pandemic contains stinging criticism of ‘toxic and chaotic’ culture inside Boris Johnson’s No 10
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
But, on the plus side, he did make classical references and have funny hair. So, swings and roundabouts.
Happy International Men’s Day everyone.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Happy International Men’s Day everyone.
Trump, seen here getting tips on how to deal with journalists.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Trump, seen here getting tips on how to deal with journalists.
How dare anyone tell lies about Donald Trump. That’s his job.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
How dare anyone tell lies about Donald Trump. That’s his job.
“Big AND beautiful, Bill”
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Big AND beautiful, Bill”
Busy weekend ahead reading comments by gullible people on very obviously staged Instagram videos.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Busy weekend ahead reading comments by gullible people on very obviously staged Instagram videos.
@mattleys.bsky.social I see you have a personalised number plate now.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
@mattleys.bsky.social I see you have a personalised number plate now.
So many hoaxes. So many witch hunts. So much fake news. Donald Trump must be the unluckiest man in the world.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
So many hoaxes. So many witch hunts. So much fake news. Donald Trump must be the unluckiest man in the world.
Labour deny rumours of new policy to only have leaders with square heads.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Labour deny rumours of new policy to only have leaders with square heads.
On the one hand it’s useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
On the one hand it’s useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.
Instruction to King Charles’ bodyguard.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Instruction to King Charles’ bodyguard.
Disgraceful that the BBC alleged that Trump encouraged an insurrection. Poor Crooked Rapey Don.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Disgraceful that the BBC alleged that Trump encouraged an insurrection. Poor Crooked Rapey Don.
Just farted so hard I terminated my filibuster.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just farted so hard I terminated my filibuster.
Busy weekend ahead on social media, criticising the appearance of celebrities I don’t like and pointing out how they’ve aged.
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Busy weekend ahead on social media, criticising the appearance of celebrities I don’t like and pointing out how they’ve aged.
One huge fart.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One huge fart.
Elon Musk was right. This is the scene in the Cotswolds right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Elon Musk was right. This is the scene in the Cotswolds right now.
A fuckwit writes
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A fuckwit writes
Thanks to an autocorrect error, I’ve just started a War On Terry.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thanks to an autocorrect error, I’ve just started a War On Terry.
I’ve got the horn.
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’ve got the horn.
@mattleys.bsky.social I see they’ve named a coat hanger after you.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@mattleys.bsky.social I see they’ve named a coat hanger after you.
Big boy just found a mirror.
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Big boy just found a mirror.