RollieBear
@rolliebear.bsky.social
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Dirty Old Bear well over 18. Married to @RJCoon, proud parent of 2 fur babies. Ferb (Tuxedo kitty) & Simba (buff ginger tabby) Sleep deprived, never enough coffee. Probably adding more later.
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rolliebear.bsky.social
Our part time roommate pointed out that Jones is two years younger than Wil Wheaton.

This is what lies and hate do to people.
rolliebear.bsky.social
First thing I noticed was the live truck on the left.

It inexplicably has a light bar, a bull bar, and an oversized aircon unit. Plus it somehow looks like a Fiat Ducato, a Ford Transit, and a Ford E350 at the same time.

AI slop, AI slop, AI slop!

#AISlop
rolliebear.bsky.social
LoL, I've seen Twitch streamers get better numbers than this while setting up the camera!
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Bari Weiss’s first project for CBS brought in a phenomenal 145 viewers. Love this for her.
rolliebear.bsky.social
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Before you a messy kitchen, on the left is a gas range, a paper grocery bag has been casually tossed on top of the range.

Inexplicably, an orange cat materialized inside the bag mere moments after the bag was dropped.

This begs the question, how do cats constantly disobey the laws of nature? How are cats the clumsiest and the daintiest simultaneously?

I mean, jump 8" from couch, to couch and fail the landing. Then jump from the floor to the top of the refrigerator without making a sound.

What are cats anyway?
rolliebear.bsky.social
Producer a) he's going to notice, he'll definitely notice!

Producer b) he didn't notice the last three times, so...
rolliebear.bsky.social
Oh my, this is stunning, what a handsome fella. And a smart dresser.

Very well done.
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rolliebear.bsky.social
Hey, ya got any treats?
rolliebear.bsky.social
A certain raccoon turns the answer today

What's the question?

What do you get if you multiply 6 times 9? Nope

This one. You know, life, the universe and everything!

Be sure to hang in the air the way bricks don't

Happy birthday @rjcoon.bsky.social

#hitchikersguide #fourtytwo #vogon_ship
rolliebear.bsky.social
*Hugs* congratulations!
rolliebear.bsky.social
It's been a minute, since I've seen the show, what scared you?

It was weird in a way that vibed with me.
rolliebear.bsky.social
Dark humor joke in 3,2,1

This is the episode of Dennis the Menace where Dennis kills Mr. Wilson.

#gallowshumor #darkhumor
#howimcoping
rolliebear.bsky.social
Hey, raccoons are pretty awesome every day.
rolliebear.bsky.social
Even if this shitshow were to end abruptly or at the end of his term, we are fucked for decades, he's done irreversible damage to our relationship with allies, the United Nations, military generals

This is the first time in my 59 years where I'm not optimistic about what's left behind when I'm gone
rolliebear.bsky.social
It's on our list as england is a lot more achievable than japan
rolliebear.bsky.social
I want my husband to have proper fish and chips one of these days.
rolliebear.bsky.social
X-Ray (Cudahy Wisconsin) still doesn't have the event listed.