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Ronald McDonald (Parody)

@ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social

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I’m the clown that makes you smile. Acc is owned by OtakuPato. Most images aren’t mine. Adult MUN and MUSE. SFW/NSFW. Parody acc. MDNI. Alts: @thepostalduderp.bsky.social @thelambrp.bsky.social @rambleyraccoonrp.bsky.social

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 2d

“Well Howdy there friend! You looking for some grub.”

(OOC: Ronald McDonald, the beloved mascot from McDonald’s, joins BlueSky. More information down below this pinned post.)

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5m

“Ah!” *He looks at her, shocked at how quick she appeared.* “Oh, h-hey.”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5m

*He gets stabbed in his left thigh.* “Rgh!” *He would clutch his left leg before he attacked her with a left-shouldered Tetsuzanko, and a right-handed back fist that spin her around. He would grab her waist and lift her over him as he bent back to perform a German Suplex.*

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 22m

“I’ve worked with food before, but this is the first time I’ve been referred to as one.” *He would dash towards her, attacking with an upwards right-armed elbow strike, and turnaround left-handed knife hand strike!*

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 33m

*Ronald would crack his fingers as he looked at her sadistic expression.* “Many have mistaken my kindness for weakness, especially in fights. That’ll be a grave mistake for you, pal.” *He enters a stance used by those skilled in Shotokan Karate.*

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Nihilister @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social · 20d

Inferno of Nihilist / Burn it All [GODDESS OF VICTORY : NIKKE OST]

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 1h

(OOC: Anyone one down for a battle RP?)

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 1h

(OOC: Thank you. Me too.)

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 1h

(OOC: Thoughts on martial artist Ronald?)

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 2h

(OOC: Who wants me?)

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 2d

(OOC: Stolen
𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛
• 𝑊𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘?
• 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑅𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ?
• 𝐶𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟? ⠀
• 𝑊𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝐼 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢?
• 𝑊𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝐼 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠/𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑝/ℎ𝑢𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢?
• 𝑅𝑎𝑤 𝑜𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛
• 𝑆ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑜?

- 💙 + 🌀 + 🖼️ -)

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 3h

“O-Oh.” *He didn’t want to say anything else since that nod told him everything he needed to know.*

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

(OOC: Wdym?)

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“Oh, a lovable demon~?”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“It was a fast food enterprise. I’m not sure what man-amplifiers are, though.”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

“It’s nice. It was pretty civil and humble back in the day, and no, I’m not a good. I’m just a simple clown that wants to make people smile.”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

“First, I guess.” *This was all so confusing for him.*

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

“It’s 2025, and it seems like you’re from the future!”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

(OOC: @admiralkatblu.bsky.social)

“Yatta is a hyper gal who knew how to entertain others. She’s quite the acrobat and I remember seeing her having a lot of fun in my play zones. She’s a clever gal but she’s endearingly oblivious about some things.”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

“”Honest! Pre-Collapse? What?!” *He had a sense of whiplash when Mac-Tonight was mentioned.*

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

“I-I’m being honest, I didn’t know about this.” *He was worried now.* “My company’s full of psychos?”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

*Ronald was sitting on the ground as he thought about this.* “So…they do all of this?”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

“Oh.” *He let out a sigh of relief, but realized something else was up.* “So, my company has super tight security, but martians commit homicide?”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

“Oroborous Compact space? What are you talking about? My company engages in genocide, is that what you’re saying?”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 9h

“Mc…Deathsquad?” *He was confused.* “There’s an army based off of my brand?”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 10h

“Do people really think I kill others?” *He shrugged at Minti.*

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 10h

(OOC: No joke, I forgot about this stuff until this post.)

Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress @ladyjazzington.bsky.social · 4d

BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 4d

MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’