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Ronald McDonald (Parody)

@ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social

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I’m the clown that makes you smile. Acc is owned by OtakuPato. Most images aren’t mine. Adult MUN and MUSE. SFW/NSFW. Parody acc. MDNI. Alts: @thepostalduderp.bsky.social @thelambrp.bsky.social @rambleyraccoonrp.bsky.social

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 2d

“Well Howdy there friend! You looking for some grub.”

(OOC: Ronald McDonald, the beloved mascot from McDonald’s, joins BlueSky. More information down below this pinned post.)

mcdonald 's clown playing a guitar in a dark room .

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“It’s nice. It was pretty civil and humble back in the day, and no, I’m not a good. I’m just a simple clown that wants to make people smile.”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“First, I guess.” *This was all so confusing for him.*

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“It’s 2025, and it seems like you’re from the future!”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

(OOC: @admiralkatblu.bsky.social)

“Yatta is a hyper gal who knew how to entertain others. She’s quite the acrobat and I remember seeing her having a lot of fun in my play zones. She’s a clever gal but she’s endearingly oblivious about some things.”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“”Honest! Pre-Collapse? What?!” *He had a sense of whiplash when Mac-Tonight was mentioned.*

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“I-I’m being honest, I didn’t know about this.” *He was worried now.* “My company’s full of psychos?”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

*Ronald was sitting on the ground as he thought about this.* “So…they do all of this?”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“Oh.” *He let out a sigh of relief, but realized something else was up.* “So, my company has super tight security, but martians commit homicide?”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“Oroborous Compact space? What are you talking about? My company engages in genocide, is that what you’re saying?”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“Mc…Deathsquad?” *He was confused.* “There’s an army based off of my brand?”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

“Do people really think I kill others?” *He shrugged at Minti.*

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 4h

(OOC: No joke, I forgot about this stuff until this post.)

Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress @ladyjazzington.bsky.social · 4d

BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 4d

MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

“You’re right about that.” *He chuckled a bit at her wordplay.* “I’ve repeatedly butted head with Professor Pinchworm before. He once tried to turn me and my friends into toddlers but we’ve outsmarted him. There’s also the Colonel, who tried to take me down before.”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 1d

“I never done this before, but there’s a first time for everything. For every like, I’ll reveal someone that I’ve dated.”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

“You’re right about that.” *He smiled at her response as he brings out a large fry-shaped blunt object.* “You gotta be prepared in case anyone attacks McDonaldland.”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

“Thank you.” *He put his hands in his jumpsuit’s pocket.* “Don’t worry, I’m not the one to start fights unless I’m provoked.”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

(OOC: @bad-black-kitty.bsky.social)

“Okay, this one may come as a shocker, but I’ve dated Haltmann CO’s Presidential Secretary, Susie Haltmann. She actually helped us repair our ice cream machines, and boy did she use them the most. I actually had to make a discount for her because of this.”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

“Yeah. W-Why’d you ask?”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

(OOC: @th15rp.bsky.social)

“Felicia’s such a ray of sunshine. Always so cheerful and supportive, even to a kind-hearted person like myself. It was also nice doing events at the Felicity House with her.”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

“You’re heavy?” *He was shocked.* “I’d thought you’d be lighter. And what’s that ability?”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

(OOC: @true-omnipotence.bsky.social)

“I’ve dated Teagan before. She’s a lovely gal. Sweet and sophisticated. Her tea parties are wonderful for everyone involved, heck she even knows what type of tea I like.”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

(OOC: Please.)

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 1d

“I never done this before, but there’s a first time for everything. For every like, I’ll reveal someone that I’ve dated.”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

@heavyweaponsgirl.bsky.social
“I have a question. Don’t feel uncomfortable by it, but why do they call you ‘moist and heavy’? You seem light.”

Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

*He would toss it a couple of times before he grabbed it in his left-hand, a red and yellow aura surrounded it before he used his magic to harden the burger before he threw it on a brick wall, causing a noticeable crater due to the material.* “I may not win against them, but I have high hopes.”

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Ronald McDonald (Parody) @ronaldmcdonaldrp.bsky.social · 5h

“Thanks. I’ve won a couple of them in the past.” *He then heard about the metal part.* “I may have some trouble in the metal department, but I may have one trick up my sleeve. I’m a magician that loves to entertain kids, but sometimes, you gotta use your best stuff.” *He would pull out a Big Mac.*