Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
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Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
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If Trump's second term doesn't BEGIN with Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Dr. Phil, Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan and Roseanne squaring off in a live televised Battle Royal to determine the order in which they will be appointed to the Supreme Court...

Then we'll know he's lost a step.
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"Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie, said up jump the boogie."

- Kid Rock, President Donald Trump's Secretary of Culture & Fashion Advisor
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Idiots believe this. It's truly unreal.

Like, they're gonna be at work tomorrow saying "Gee, how about those fake plywood stores in Portland?" Then the other goofs will be all "Yup, and they'll just burn up in the fires too" and then someone will say "Antifa war zone!" and everyone will just nod.
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"By 'hands-on drill sergeants' we mean Donald Trump and a select group of other GOP politicians. And by 'recruits' we mean teenage girls."
- Pete Hegseth after one more gin and tonic
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Yes. I totally believe that Donald Trump is having Venezuelan boats blown out of the water in the hopes that a Nobel Peace Prize rival might be on one of them. You got me.
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How much would you estimate taxpayers are going to spend on this trial, at a minimum, Harry?
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They'll let you know when he's done.
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He really wants that "Norbell Preace Prize"
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He doesn't repay loyalty. If he had a choice between her alive or that trophy on his shelf, I know what I'd put my money on.
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Your suggesting that just because she's a likely Trump ally he wouldn't still kill her for a trophy he wants?
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So Looney-Tunes Laura Loomer is against Donald Trump's plan to give Qatar an air base in Idaho AND Meshugeneh Marjorie Taylor Greene blames his shutdown on the GOP?

It's just like they say: "Even brainless, insane, corrupt piece of trash broken clocks are right twice a day."

#uspoli #mtg #congress
Laura Loomer says she will not vote in 2026 if Qatar is given an air force base in Idaho because they fund terrorism.
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Independent C-SPAN caller to Rep. Mark Alford: "You're taking credit for $50b that you just gave to the hospital industry. That's after you took away $150b. You don't take credit for just giving back a little bit of money after taking away so much. So quit lying. It just makes you look horrible."
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Hell no, he should post a video of himself WEARING the medal in front of a "Nobel Peace Prize Winner" banner in a "Nobel Winner" t-shirt and "Winner" hat, rapping a song called "I won, you didn't!"

#Obama #Trump
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It's very on brand for them, though.
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Is this why Donald Trump keeps bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? He's hoping Maria Corina Machado might be on one of them.

"Then her Nobel Peace Prize will be mine!"

#uspoli #venezuela #gaza #israel #potus #nobelpeaceprize #trump #obama #usa #donaldtrump #oslo #norway #russia #un #maduro #machado
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...
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Is this why Donald Trump keeps bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? He's hoping Maria Corina Machado might be on one of them.

"Then her Nobel Peace Prize will be mine!"

#uspoli #venezuela #gaza #israel #potus #nobelpeaceprize #trump #obama #usa #donaldtrump #oslo #norway #russia #un #maduro #machado
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...
apnews.com
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Is this why Donald Trump keeps bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? He's hoping Maria Corina Machado might be on one of them.

"Then her Nobel Peace Prize will be mine!"

#uspoli #venezuela #gaza #israel #potus #nobelpeaceprize #trump #obama #usa #donaldtrump #oslo #norway #russia #un #maduro #machado
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...
apnews.com
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Is this why Donald Trump keeps bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? He's hoping Maria Corina Machado might be on one of them.

"Then her Nobel Peace Prize will be mine!"

#uspoli #venezuela #gaza #israel #potus #nobelpeaceprize #trump #obama #usa #donaldtrump #oslo #norway #russia #un #maduro #machado
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...
apnews.com
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I'm pretty sure that "unknown to octogenarians" is actually a prerequisite to being booked for the Super Bowl halftime show
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I see zero justification for this. People protesting? Holding signs? That's it?
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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I still can't sleep.

The horror.

The horror!