Ron Sparks, Undercover Policeman
@ronsparks.ca
Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
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If Trump's second term doesn't BEGIN with Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Dr. Phil, Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan and Roseanne squaring off in a live televised Battle Royal to determine the order in which they will be appointed to the Supreme Court...
Then we'll know he's lost a step.
Then we'll know he's lost a step.
The fact he doesn't remember what part of him was scanned tells me it was probably his broken brain.
Anyway, Donald Trump will release his MRI results...
cognitive tests...
income taxes...
proof of election fraud...
healthcare plan...
and Russia-Ukraine peace deal...
in "two weeks!"
Anyway, Donald Trump will release his MRI results...
cognitive tests...
income taxes...
proof of election fraud...
healthcare plan...
and Russia-Ukraine peace deal...
in "two weeks!"
Trump says he'll release MRI results; he doesn't know what part of his body was scanned
President Donald Trump says he'll release the results of his MRI test that he received in October
www.independent.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The fact he doesn't remember what part of him was scanned tells me it was probably his broken brain.
Anyway, Donald Trump will release his MRI results...
cognitive tests...
income taxes...
proof of election fraud...
healthcare plan...
and Russia-Ukraine peace deal...
in "two weeks!"
Anyway, Donald Trump will release his MRI results...
cognitive tests...
income taxes...
proof of election fraud...
healthcare plan...
and Russia-Ukraine peace deal...
in "two weeks!"
The only thing that presidents FDR and Donald Trump have in common is the fact that the media has hidden their obvious health concerns from the public.
They hid FDR's wheelchair out of respect.
But they hide DJT's madness and frailty because they are weak and afraid.
They hid FDR's wheelchair out of respect.
But they hide DJT's madness and frailty because they are weak and afraid.
The New Deal wasn’t built on a promise that there would be “no ceiling” for the richest Americans.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The only thing that presidents FDR and Donald Trump have in common is the fact that the media has hidden their obvious health concerns from the public.
They hid FDR's wheelchair out of respect.
But they hide DJT's madness and frailty because they are weak and afraid.
They hid FDR's wheelchair out of respect.
But they hide DJT's madness and frailty because they are weak and afraid.
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BREAKING: Lane Kiffin announces he is leaving LSU to join WNBA expansion team the Golden State Valkyries as coach and starting point guard
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
BREAKING: Lane Kiffin announces he is leaving LSU to join WNBA expansion team the Golden State Valkyries as coach and starting point guard
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Amazon workers go on strike world-wide. “From Germany to Bangladesh, thousands of workers walked off the job on Friday and marched against Amazon’s labor practices to push for better wages, working conditions, and union protections." www.commondreams.org/news/make-am...
Global Black Friday Strikes Against Amazon Target 'Techno-Authoritarian' Assault on Workers | Common Dreams
"We are joining Make Amazon Pay to demand the most basic rights: safety, dignity, and the chance to go home alive," said one Amazon worker from India.
www.commondreams.org
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Amazon workers go on strike world-wide. “From Germany to Bangladesh, thousands of workers walked off the job on Friday and marched against Amazon’s labor practices to push for better wages, working conditions, and union protections." www.commondreams.org/news/make-am...
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Great blog on metacognitive routines and how they can be used to support learning.
The Power of Quiet Engagement in the Classroom
In many classrooms, we mistake noise and activity for real learning.
open.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Great blog on metacognitive routines and how they can be used to support learning.
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
BREAKING: Lane Kiffin announces he is leaving LSU to join WNBA expansion team the Golden State Valkyries as coach and starting point guard
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
BREAKING: Lane Kiffin announces he is leaving LSU to join WNBA expansion team the Golden State Valkyries as coach and starting point guard
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This book has been so soothing. I have probably learned more about the foreign policies that shape the world just in the first three chapters than I have in at least the last 15 years of news media. 🙃 It's helped clarify a lot of the absolutely batshit nonsense of the current timeline. COMFORT READ
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This book has been so soothing. I have probably learned more about the foreign policies that shape the world just in the first three chapters than I have in at least the last 15 years of news media. 🙃 It's helped clarify a lot of the absolutely batshit nonsense of the current timeline. COMFORT READ
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This came from the 2021 infrastructure bill signed by Biden. Mace voted against it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This came from the 2021 infrastructure bill signed by Biden. Mace voted against it.
NEWSFLASH: 36% of Americans are clinically brain-dead.
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/... #donaldtrump #uspoli #gallup #polling #trump #polls #maga #potus #poll #usa #congress #gop #us #epsteinfiles #epstein #jdvance
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/... #donaldtrump #uspoli #gallup #polling #trump #polls #maga #potus #poll #usa #congress #gop #us #epsteinfiles #epstein #jdvance
Trump's Approval Rating Drops to 36%, New Second-Term Low
President Donald Trump's job approval rating has slipped to a new second-term low point and is approaching his all-time low of 34%.
news.gallup.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
In President Trump's defense, it's probably just an honest mistake.
The Donald has never been able to tell "those people" apart.
The Donald has never been able to tell "those people" apart.
19 year old freshman just wants to go home for Thanksgiving to see her family, she gets deported to Honduras.
Former President of Honduras who’s serving 45 years in prison for drug trafficking?
He gets a full presidential pardon.
Both are Honduran. Only one is a criminal.
Former President of Honduras who’s serving 45 years in prison for drug trafficking?
He gets a full presidential pardon.
Both are Honduran. Only one is a criminal.
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In President Trump's defense, it's probably just an honest mistake.
The Donald has never been able to tell "those people" apart.
The Donald has never been able to tell "those people" apart.
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So it’s family movie night and we’re near the end of Fantastic 4 and one of the characters appears to die and I’m all ready to be soothing and comforting like a good parent and that’s when the seven year old shouts “I GUESS NOW THEY’RE THE FANTASTIC THREE!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So it’s family movie night and we’re near the end of Fantastic 4 and one of the characters appears to die and I’m all ready to be soothing and comforting like a good parent and that’s when the seven year old shouts “I GUESS NOW THEY’RE THE FANTASTIC THREE!”
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144 years ago today Chuck Schumer's great great grandfather Charlie "Fiddlesticks" Schumer showed up for the Gunfight at the OK Corral armed with only a strongly worded letter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
144 years ago today Chuck Schumer's great great grandfather Charlie "Fiddlesticks" Schumer showed up for the Gunfight at the OK Corral armed with only a strongly worded letter.
"Thank you for your attention to this insanity."
Nothing to see here, just the President of the United States threatening every commercial airline on earth.
#Venezuela #uspoli #Hegseth #Trump
Nothing to see here, just the President of the United States threatening every commercial airline on earth.
#Venezuela #uspoli #Hegseth #Trump
The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Thank you for your attention to this insanity."
Nothing to see here, just the President of the United States threatening every commercial airline on earth.
#Venezuela #uspoli #Hegseth #Trump
Nothing to see here, just the President of the United States threatening every commercial airline on earth.
#Venezuela #uspoli #Hegseth #Trump
Trump says Epstein Files are:
1) Democrat-made hoax to frame him
2) Real but clear Trump, or Biden would've released
3) So real Bill Clinton & Dems must be investigated
4) So fake he spent $1m on 4700+ hrs of FBI OT to redact his own name
5) "Ghislaine stays in jail" real, but "cushy jail" fake
1) Democrat-made hoax to frame him
2) Real but clear Trump, or Biden would've released
3) So real Bill Clinton & Dems must be investigated
4) So fake he spent $1m on 4700+ hrs of FBI OT to redact his own name
5) "Ghislaine stays in jail" real, but "cushy jail" fake
New in PN: MAGA's Epstein gaslighting is unsustainable
"The Epstein files are a 'hoax,' Trump says — a lie made up by Dems to make him look bad. Yet somehow, at the same time, there’s nothing in them that could make him look bad — b/c if there was, Biden would have released them. So which is it?"
"The Epstein files are a 'hoax,' Trump says — a lie made up by Dems to make him look bad. Yet somehow, at the same time, there’s nothing in them that could make him look bad — b/c if there was, Biden would have released them. So which is it?"
MAGA's Epstein gaslighting is unsustainable
To believe anything they say requires a complete suspension of common sense.
www.publicnotice.co
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Trump says Epstein Files are:
1) Democrat-made hoax to frame him
2) Real but clear Trump, or Biden would've released
3) So real Bill Clinton & Dems must be investigated
4) So fake he spent $1m on 4700+ hrs of FBI OT to redact his own name
5) "Ghislaine stays in jail" real, but "cushy jail" fake
1) Democrat-made hoax to frame him
2) Real but clear Trump, or Biden would've released
3) So real Bill Clinton & Dems must be investigated
4) So fake he spent $1m on 4700+ hrs of FBI OT to redact his own name
5) "Ghislaine stays in jail" real, but "cushy jail" fake
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Had some blunt off-the-record conversations for the LA Times regarding the much-needed new independent film distributors jumping into the awards season fray (some intentionally, some not). A good overview of all the new distribution players in the mix overall.
Meet the distributors joining the awards season fray with 'Christy,' 'Urchin' and more
After Mubi's major success with 'The Substance,' distributors such as Row K, 1-2 Special and Black Bear are chasing accolades with their fall films.
www.latimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Had some blunt off-the-record conversations for the LA Times regarding the much-needed new independent film distributors jumping into the awards season fray (some intentionally, some not). A good overview of all the new distribution players in the mix overall.
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Tell Congress: in the war against Putin’s aggression, there are not “fine people on both sides.”
Stand with Ukraine. Not with Putin.
Stand with Ukraine. Not with Putin.
Tell Congress: Stand with Ukraine over Russia
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Tell Congress: in the war against Putin’s aggression, there are not “fine people on both sides.”
Stand with Ukraine. Not with Putin.
Stand with Ukraine. Not with Putin.
We're all still trying to pinpoint "how stupid is this timeline?"
But if you guessed "dumb enough that Donald Trump would give Israel bombs to drop on Beirut during a ceasefire and then ASK LEBANON TO RETURN THE ONE THAT DIDN'T EXPLODE"... you're getting warmer.
#IDF #Gaza #MiddleEast #Hegseth
But if you guessed "dumb enough that Donald Trump would give Israel bombs to drop on Beirut during a ceasefire and then ASK LEBANON TO RETURN THE ONE THAT DIDN'T EXPLODE"... you're getting warmer.
#IDF #Gaza #MiddleEast #Hegseth
'So stupid it feels like a joke': Trump admin ruthlessly mocked over bomb return request
The Trump administration was dog piled by critics after a Lebanese news outlet claimed that the United States is demanding the return of an advanced bomb it had recently dropped on the country but fai...
www.rawstory.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
We're all still trying to pinpoint "how stupid is this timeline?"
But if you guessed "dumb enough that Donald Trump would give Israel bombs to drop on Beirut during a ceasefire and then ASK LEBANON TO RETURN THE ONE THAT DIDN'T EXPLODE"... you're getting warmer.
#IDF #Gaza #MiddleEast #Hegseth
But if you guessed "dumb enough that Donald Trump would give Israel bombs to drop on Beirut during a ceasefire and then ASK LEBANON TO RETURN THE ONE THAT DIDN'T EXPLODE"... you're getting warmer.
#IDF #Gaza #MiddleEast #Hegseth
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Is it "grocery hoarding" if I don't throw all my food in the garbage and replace it daily?
I'm hurting the grocery store economy!
I'm hurting the grocery store economy!
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Is it "grocery hoarding" if I don't throw all my food in the garbage and replace it daily?
I'm hurting the grocery store economy!
I'm hurting the grocery store economy!
With the world on edge and America a tinderbox it seems like a good time to reassure you:
THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY...
Because Donald Trump put this grocery bagger-slash-gardener in charge of anti-terrorism.
THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY...
Because Donald Trump put this grocery bagger-slash-gardener in charge of anti-terrorism.
Who is Thomas Fugate? Meet the 22-year-old leading Trump's terrorism unit amid Iran fiasco - Times of India
Following U.S. airstrikes on Iranian nuclear sites, raising global war anxieties, President Trump's appointment of 22-year-old Thomas Fugate, a former gardener, to head the terrorism unit has sparked ...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
With the world on edge and America a tinderbox it seems like a good time to reassure you:
THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY...
Because Donald Trump put this grocery bagger-slash-gardener in charge of anti-terrorism.
THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY...
Because Donald Trump put this grocery bagger-slash-gardener in charge of anti-terrorism.
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This is the European official Rubio refuses to engage with. I like her. Can she be President of Europe please 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is the European official Rubio refuses to engage with. I like her. Can she be President of Europe please 🙏
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You really could just put a tight camera on John Candy with nothing but him and the driver's seat of a car in frame and then watch him almost wordlessly do five of the funniest minutes in the history of movies.
a man smoking a cigarette in a car with planes trains and automobiles on the bottom right
ALT: a man smoking a cigarette in a car with planes trains and automobiles on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
You really could just put a tight camera on John Candy with nothing but him and the driver's seat of a car in frame and then watch him almost wordlessly do five of the funniest minutes in the history of movies.
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You're being selfish, Joel! Think of those poor iPhone board members, struggling to make ends meet.
And with the holidays coming up! Think of their children, Joel.
And with the holidays coming up! Think of their children, Joel.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You're being selfish, Joel! Think of those poor iPhone board members, struggling to make ends meet.
And with the holidays coming up! Think of their children, Joel.
And with the holidays coming up! Think of their children, Joel.
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