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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 27m

Hell no, he should post a video of himself WEARING the medal in front of a "Nobel Peace Prize Winner" banner in a "Nobel Winner" t-shirt and "Winner" hat, rapping a song called "I won, you didn't!"

#Obama #Trump

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 32m

It's very on brand for them, though.

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 34m

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 8h

Is this why Donald Trump keeps bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? He's hoping Maria Corina Machado might be on one of them.

"Then her Nobel Peace Prize will be mine!"

#uspoli #venezuela #gaza #israel #potus #nobelpeaceprize #trump #obama #usa #donaldtrump #oslo #norway #russia #un #maduro #machado

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 36m

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 8h

Is this why Donald Trump keeps bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? He's hoping Maria Corina Machado might be on one of them.

"Then her Nobel Peace Prize will be mine!"

#uspoli #venezuela #gaza #israel #potus #nobelpeaceprize #trump #obama #usa #donaldtrump #oslo #norway #russia #un #maduro #machado

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 37m

#ShotsFired!

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 5h

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 8h

Is this why Donald Trump keeps bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? He's hoping Maria Corina Machado might be on one of them.

"Then her Nobel Peace Prize will be mine!"

#uspoli #venezuela #gaza #israel #potus #nobelpeaceprize #trump #obama #usa #donaldtrump #oslo #norway #russia #un #maduro #machado

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...

apnews.com

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 5h

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 8h

Is this why Donald Trump keeps bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? He's hoping Maria Corina Machado might be on one of them.

"Then her Nobel Peace Prize will be mine!"

#uspoli #venezuela #gaza #israel #potus #nobelpeaceprize #trump #obama #usa #donaldtrump #oslo #norway #russia #un #maduro #machado

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...

apnews.com

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 5h

I'm pretty sure that "unknown to octogenarians" is actually a prerequisite to being booked for the Super Bowl halftime show

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 5h

I see zero justification for this. People protesting? Holding signs? That's it?

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 5h

Goes away in the end

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 6h

I still can't sleep.

The horror.

The horror!

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 6h

This is what Michigan voted for though. After already voting for it in 2016.

Sorry but you get who you vote for.

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 6h

This is what Michigan voted for though. After already voting for it in 2016.

Sorry but you get who you vote for.

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 6h

What's the body count so far?

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 6h

KRUSTY: "Hey, hey! What time is it, kids?"

CHILDREN: "It's wild corruption time!"

KRUSTY: "That's right!" [cackles]

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 7h

"Alternative Facts."

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 8h

Is this why Donald Trump keeps bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? He's hoping Maria Corina Machado might be on one of them.

"Then her Nobel Peace Prize will be mine!"

#uspoli #venezuela #gaza #israel #potus #nobelpeaceprize #trump #obama #usa #donaldtrump #oslo #norway #russia #un #maduro #machado

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...

apnews.com

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 8h

This is what studies are for: to make the proof you prefer.

That's just basic science!

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 8h

Quiet part out loud

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 17h

Don't be killed. Just decide that the Dodgers are "Yankees West" garbage and root for the Cubbies like the rest of us non-scum.

See? Easy!

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 17h

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 1d

Mike Johnson just may be the most pathetic toadie ever to serve in Congress.

Except maybe for Lindsey Graham. And Mitch McConnell. And Matt Gaetz. And Lauren Boebert. And Marjorie Taylor Greene. And JD Vance. And Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Paulina Luna, Andy Biggs, Bob Good, Ralph Norman, etc.

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 17h

Yes but the only reason we think that is because it 100% definitely will.

#ElbowsUp!
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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 17h

"You charged me with bank fraud so now I'm gonna charge you with bank fraud cuz then they cancel each other out, pbbbbbllllp!"

- The President of the United States... No, really.

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Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 @ronsparks.ca · 17h

I first read this as "Judd Nelson opines," and then realized I'd read it incorrectly, and I don't even feel foolish. Because we're living in a world now where that kind of thing could totally happen.

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