bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash
Pinned
Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
All my selfies are in the gym or a public bathroom because I am never home
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All my selfies are in the gym or a public bathroom because I am never home
There comes a point on any metallic hardcore/metalcore phase where you get to the Christian stuff
And it's so much better than it has any right to be
And it's so much better than it has any right to be
Reborn by Living Sacrifice on Apple Music
Album · 1997 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There comes a point on any metallic hardcore/metalcore phase where you get to the Christian stuff
And it's so much better than it has any right to be
And it's so much better than it has any right to be
I like when bands print on Comfort Colors, one of the few blanks that actually fits like a t shirt should lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I like when bands print on Comfort Colors, one of the few blanks that actually fits like a t shirt should lol
Early Christian metalcore was so insane, they'd be like "this song is about how sex before marriage is a sin and abortion is murder" and then play the most violent song you've heard in your life
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Early Christian metalcore was so insane, they'd be like "this song is about how sex before marriage is a sin and abortion is murder" and then play the most violent song you've heard in your life
I've had to hammer glutes recently since I apparently developed a deficit coming back from my injury, and holy shit I didn't realize how much you use your ass in daily life
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I've had to hammer glutes recently since I apparently developed a deficit coming back from my injury, and holy shit I didn't realize how much you use your ass in daily life
Thrash is political
Thrash is protest
Thrash is peak
Thrash is protest
Thrash is peak
Not Like This, by Transgressive
5 track album
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Thrash is political
Thrash is protest
Thrash is peak
Thrash is protest
Thrash is peak
SHOW ME THE WRATH
More ass recovery to do before I can hit a squat PR but we doing sets of 1 with 275 today
More ass recovery to do before I can hit a squat PR but we doing sets of 1 with 275 today
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
SHOW ME THE WRATH
More ass recovery to do before I can hit a squat PR but we doing sets of 1 with 275 today
More ass recovery to do before I can hit a squat PR but we doing sets of 1 with 275 today
Still in full on hardcore mode, speaking of albums that beat fucking ass
Not Through Blood, by Pain Of Truth
11 track album
dazestyle.bandcamp.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Still in full on hardcore mode, speaking of albums that beat fucking ass
Might squat max later so I'm loading up on the best max day meal: a 2 piece dark and cream cheese wontons from the fried chicken place next door
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Might squat max later so I'm loading up on the best max day meal: a 2 piece dark and cream cheese wontons from the fried chicken place next door
Maybe tonight I will play my 20 year old vintage gaming console, the Xbox 360
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Maybe tonight I will play my 20 year old vintage gaming console, the Xbox 360
Big moment for a 20 year strong Tales fan who has never played this one
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Big moment for a 20 year strong Tales fan who has never played this one
Yoooo this seed pod is fucking crazy
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yoooo this seed pod is fucking crazy
Popped in a new game store in town and grabbed one of the few US released Tales games I've never owned
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Popped in a new game store in town and grabbed one of the few US released Tales games I've never owned
Oh SHIT this flavor rips
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh SHIT this flavor rips
Few things in this crazy world are as effortlessly goated as the humble pb&j
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Few things in this crazy world are as effortlessly goated as the humble pb&j
I'm not worried about microplastics in my balls. They will simply make a tough protective shell around them
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm not worried about microplastics in my balls. They will simply make a tough protective shell around them
For medical use only
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
For medical use only
Got the envie from seeing new tattoos even though I just got one earlier this year lol
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Got the envie from seeing new tattoos even though I just got one earlier this year lol
Went through some more Converge yesterday and it just solidified my long-standing opinion that Petitioning the Empty Sky is their best album.
Which is absolutely fucking insane when you consider the quality of the other shit lol
Which is absolutely fucking insane when you consider the quality of the other shit lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Went through some more Converge yesterday and it just solidified my long-standing opinion that Petitioning the Empty Sky is their best album.
Which is absolutely fucking insane when you consider the quality of the other shit lol
Which is absolutely fucking insane when you consider the quality of the other shit lol
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let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
It's not stout weather but I'm ready to commit to this thing and hopefully will it into existence
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It's not stout weather but I'm ready to commit to this thing and hopefully will it into existence
*guy with the username leftist_womamrespecter* well, guess Boebert is gonna be the last fuckable Republican in the house
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
*guy with the username leftist_womamrespecter* well, guess Boebert is gonna be the last fuckable Republican in the house
Was a little taken back when checking out at the grocery store, I hit the "no" button when it asked for a donation, and it said "whatever cunt, let them kids starve I guess"
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Was a little taken back when checking out at the grocery store, I hit the "no" button when it asked for a donation, and it said "whatever cunt, let them kids starve I guess"
At the crunchy vitam store and remembered I needed mouthwash, figured I'd save a stop and grab some there.
Dawg where is the Crest? I don't need $10 bottles of tea tree oil non fluoride whatever the fuck
Dawg where is the Crest? I don't need $10 bottles of tea tree oil non fluoride whatever the fuck
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
At the crunchy vitam store and remembered I needed mouthwash, figured I'd save a stop and grab some there.
Dawg where is the Crest? I don't need $10 bottles of tea tree oil non fluoride whatever the fuck
Dawg where is the Crest? I don't need $10 bottles of tea tree oil non fluoride whatever the fuck
Yoooooo my sister just sent me a picture of my grandpa in the nursing home wearing a No Kings shirt. Not too shabby for an old Cajun guy
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yoooooo my sister just sent me a picture of my grandpa in the nursing home wearing a No Kings shirt. Not too shabby for an old Cajun guy