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@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social

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Weightlifting dad, husband, metal guy, and attempted funny person. Always antifash

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · Jun 10

Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 3h

I could write a book of them but I guess I'll go with Natchitoches

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 7h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 6h

Truly nothing is more metal than rejecting and fighting the metal hegemony

Critical support to Fiadh here

⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 10h

hi all, after being made aware of c squared working with as i lay dying this morning, i immediately ended the partnership & will once again be handling all pr for the label 🖤

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 8h

Both Hidden Hands and Godless Prophets

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 9h

I have nothing to do for 5 hours, anyone remember how to relax?

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 10h

Third midterm = smashed
Bench = pressed
Darkest Hour = listened to

Good fuckin morning

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 10h

Many are doing this

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 10h

This whole album is pretty bananas

At the risk of sounding sacrilegious as a long time fan...I think it's better than Undoing Ruin

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 10h

Lest we forget that modern Darkest Hour also fucks

Darkest Hour - Knife In The Safe Room

YouTube video by Southern Lord Records

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

Haven't you heard? There are literally dozens of dollars to be made playing with a washed up, evil metalcore vocalist. Who could resist?

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

Since being named by John Henry back in 2003, this virus has become much more transmissible and the severity of symptoms increased

The Patriot Virus

YouTube video by Darkest Hour - Topic

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

It's insane they can keep going when they were, at their best, a solid gateway band. It was not that hard for me to stop nostalgia listening lol

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

The hot streak starts with So Sedated, So Secure for me. Mark of the Judas has some bangers but was a little inconsistent

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

Hidden Hands - Deliver Us - So Sedated are my top 3 in order, all but like 2 of their albums rip though

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

Lots of introspection on this new album from *checks notes* serial abuser and attempted murderer Tim Lambesis

New Millenium Skyanide Kep @theoriginalkep.bsky.social · 11h

*wanking motion*

Insufferable press release for a new As I Lay Dying song

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

Fighting music

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

FEAR IS AN HEIRLOOM AND HATE IS CONTAGIOUS

A NATION OF SADISTS IS WHAT YOU ARE BREEDING

Darkest Hour - The Sadist Nation

YouTube video by darkesthourVEVO

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 12h

Oh yeah I love JRPGs I just don't have the time for many

Persona is one of my favorite series so of course I played Metaphor ASAP lol

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 14h

Metaphor fucking rules, if they drop a second one and tighten up a few things it could be one of the best games of all time

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

Those two new Carcass songs are sick

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

School hits different when you have kids lol I thought the first go round was rough

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

Also not having time to do vehicle repairs myself has eaten us alive this year

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

Chicken (esp leg quarters) are cheap here

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

I took a pay cut a couple years ago but still make more than I can get anywhere else currently

It's gnarly this year

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

A fest that featured GBK, Graveland, Arghoslent, and Inquisition to name some of the worst offenders

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

This is $3 and we can make a meal out of it, will probably be eating more regularly

And I guess we just don't eat beef now

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