Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
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Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
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If Trump's second term doesn't BEGIN with Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Dr. Phil, Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan and Roseanne squaring off in a live televised Battle Royal to determine the order in which they will be appointed to the Supreme Court...

Then we'll know he's lost a step.
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Mike Johnson just may be the most pathetic toadie ever to serve in Congress.

Except maybe for Lindsey Graham. And Mitch McConnell. And Matt Gaetz. And Lauren Boebert. And Marjorie Taylor Greene. And JD Vance. And Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Paulina Luna, Andy Biggs, Bob Good, Ralph Norman, etc.
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If you like Limp Bizkit, you have bigger problems than your nation collapsing into anarchy.
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I think we've been pretty lucky this year too! (Other than the wildfires of course.)
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Mike Johnson just may be the most pathetic toadie ever to serve in Congress.

Except maybe for Lindsey Graham. And Mitch McConnell. And Matt Gaetz. And Lauren Boebert. And Marjorie Taylor Greene. And JD Vance. And Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Paulina Luna, Andy Biggs, Bob Good, Ralph Norman, etc.
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It is 100% a triple-whammy of voter suppression, petty revenge and distraction from the Epstein Files.

Don't let any of it work.
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Mike Johnson just may be the most pathetic toadie ever to serve in Congress.

Except maybe for Lindsey Graham. And Mitch McConnell. And Matt Gaetz. And Lauren Boebert. And Marjorie Taylor Greene. And JD Vance. And Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Paulina Luna, Andy Biggs, Bob Good, Ralph Norman, etc.
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Mike Johnson just may be the most pathetic toadie ever to serve in Congress.

Except maybe for Lindsey Graham. And Mitch McConnell. And Matt Gaetz. And Lauren Boebert. And Marjorie Taylor Greene. And JD Vance. And Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Paulina Luna, Andy Biggs, Bob Good, Ralph Norman, etc.
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Mike Johnson just may be the most pathetic toadie ever to serve in Congress.

Except maybe for Lindsey Graham. And Mitch McConnell. And Matt Gaetz. And Lauren Boebert. And Marjorie Taylor Greene. And JD Vance. And Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Paulina Luna, Andy Biggs, Bob Good, Ralph Norman, etc.
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Mike Johnson just may be the most pathetic toadie ever to serve in Congress.

Except maybe for Lindsey Graham. And Mitch McConnell. And Matt Gaetz. And Lauren Boebert. And Marjorie Taylor Greene. And JD Vance. And Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Paulina Luna, Andy Biggs, Bob Good, Ralph Norman, etc.
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She's really tempting fate standing that close to the ledge... The next time her face melts off a la South Park it could be lost forever!
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I'm starting to think she might have been lying when she said their administration would be the most open and transparent ever...
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What is "Something Donald Trump would never ever think or say."

I'll take "Leadership or Lack of It for $200," Alex.
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I really love that this is still our news in Canada and not "Our Constitution-Ignoring and Court-Defying Government Is Flooding Our Own Streets With Mercenaries."

#canpoli #bcpoli #uspoli #cdnpoli
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"I was there... The streets ran red with raspberry filling."

- Man in frog costume in future award-winning Ken Burns documentary
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That's because Donald Trump is trying to keep it a surprise - and you're ruining it, Governor Pritzker, you're just ruining it!
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It's about "balls." The mainstream media have none anymore.
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All I can think when I look at this is, "how short is that military cosplayer who is dwarfed by Kristi Gnome?"
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I'm pretty sure they're part of her at this point.
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It's game one for the Toronto Maple Leafs tonight. Usually a viewing priority, but not with the Blue Jays at the New York Yankees in game four of the ALDS.

These two have been in a tizzy since last night's loss. Let's close it out for our new kitties!
Two cute kitty cats playfighting.
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Kash Patel is begging for much more than that.
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She's lucky to have survived this all-out assault!
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I don't know about that, but there are three kittens.
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Haven't posted much lately cuz I've been too busy watching the three little cuties we picked up from the shelter this week.

Had a quick cat nap before the Blue Jays / Yankees game.

#WantItAll
Two adorable kittens sleep next to a Toronto Blue Jays baseball cap.