Ron Sparks, Undercover Policeman
@ronsparks.ca
Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
That was a season-altering five yards in Cincinnati though!
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That was a season-altering five yards in Cincinnati though!
They need just a little more "zazz."
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
They need just a little more "zazz."
People stop him in the street and say "Sir, your MRI results are the best I've ever seen!" With TEARS in their eyes.
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
People stop him in the street and say "Sir, your MRI results are the best I've ever seen!" With TEARS in their eyes.
Because that's how bad his memory has gotten?
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Because that's how bad his memory has gotten?
What are you talking about? He's 6'5", 185 lbs and in perfect physical and mental health! A handsome, stable genius who "knows all the words!"
Unless you're saying he's lying too?!?
Unless you're saying he's lying too?!?
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
What are you talking about? He's 6'5", 185 lbs and in perfect physical and mental health! A handsome, stable genius who "knows all the words!"
Unless you're saying he's lying too?!?
Unless you're saying he's lying too?!?
The only thing that presidents FDR and Donald Trump have in common is the fact that the media has hidden their obvious health concerns from the public.
They hid FDR's wheelchair out of respect.
But they hide DJT's madness and frailty because they are weak and afraid.
They hid FDR's wheelchair out of respect.
But they hide DJT's madness and frailty because they are weak and afraid.
The New Deal wasn’t built on a promise that there would be “no ceiling” for the richest Americans.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Someone needs to "remigrate" Donald Trump back out of the White House.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Someone needs to "remigrate" Donald Trump back out of the White House.
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Someone needs to "remigrate" Donald Trump back out of the White House.
Beautiful owl!
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Beautiful owl!
Also they definitely TELL YOU. It's not like there's a surprise "guess what we scanned" unveiling party at the hospital or something.
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Also they definitely TELL YOU. It's not like there's a surprise "guess what we scanned" unveiling party at the hospital or something.
Don't forget, a lot of Trump's golf trip money is being syphoned directly into his own pockets. The whole entourage and Secret Service overpaying for rooms, meals etc at Trump-owned properties, all on the taxpayers' dime.
Yes, he loves golf - but what he REALLY loves is a good grift!
Yes, he loves golf - but what he REALLY loves is a good grift!
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Don't forget, a lot of Trump's golf trip money is being syphoned directly into his own pockets. The whole entourage and Secret Service overpaying for rooms, meals etc at Trump-owned properties, all on the taxpayers' dime.
Yes, he loves golf - but what he REALLY loves is a good grift!
Yes, he loves golf - but what he REALLY loves is a good grift!
Just think, in five more years she'll be old enough to vote!
But Trump will be gone by then (hopefully).
But Trump will be gone by then (hopefully).
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Just think, in five more years she'll be old enough to vote!
But Trump will be gone by then (hopefully).
But Trump will be gone by then (hopefully).
Can we elect Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen instead?
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can we elect Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen instead?
I'm surprised this story hasn't gotten the Hollywood treatment yet. It's at least as interesting as Valkyries.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm surprised this story hasn't gotten the Hollywood treatment yet. It's at least as interesting as Valkyries.
The only thing that presidents FDR and Donald Trump have in common is the fact that the media has hidden their obvious health concerns from the public.
They hid FDR's wheelchair out of respect.
But they hide DJT's madness and frailty because they are weak and afraid.
They hid FDR's wheelchair out of respect.
But they hide DJT's madness and frailty because they are weak and afraid.
The New Deal wasn’t built on a promise that there would be “no ceiling” for the richest Americans.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Especially when he's also the Blue Jays' new pitching coach.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Especially when he's also the Blue Jays' new pitching coach.
How sad is it that I don't just want to try these, I secretly hope they defy my expectations by being great?
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How sad is it that I don't just want to try these, I secretly hope they defy my expectations by being great?