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Rosewatta Stone
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Pushing Magic cards through many iterations of Google Translate. Original concept by Andy Rutledge, contributions by Andy and @willweaverrva.bsky.social (posts also by Will)
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 13h
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 13h
Dawnstrider #GoogleTranslatesMTG
However 1G Animals - Dry Revolutionaries G, T, Horse: Ignore all attacks that affect this area. The morning mist was very faint. 1/1
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 22h
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 22h
Distorting Lens #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Lens Change 2 Image T: Continue to stare at the selected color until time runs out. The judges have a false sense of reality.
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d
Harmonic Convergence #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Share Now! 2G Speed Does this spell work in a public library? Can humans survive an endless interstellar conflict?
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d
Jester's Mask #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Mask of Madness 5 Art Click to activate this art. 1, T, Keep this art: Your opponent puts a card from their hand into their library. Search their library to see if they have a discarded card in their hand.
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d
Anthroplasm #GoogleTranslatesMTG
People 2UU Social Life is Like a Locker Room A creature appears with two +1/+1 tokens. X, T: Remove all +1/+1 and add all +1/+1. I don’t wear a hat. I don’t like hats. 0/0
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d
Fodder Cannon #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Birthday Bag 4 Professional Work 4, T, Damage nature: Damage four targets. Step 1: Find my sister. Step 2: Put your sister in the box. Step 3: Search for relatives.
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d
Cho-Manno, Revolutionary #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Simon’s Quest 2WW Adults are Bad People Cho-Mano destroys all life. “Mark Musk can’t hide the truth and our day has finally arrived.” 2/2
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d
Worldly Tutor #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Easy for Teachers G Quick Find an animal card in the library, look at it, open it, and place it on top of the card. “Asilbo immediately took down the rhinoceros, followed by the snake.” —Afari, I think
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d
Doom Weaver #GoogleTranslatesMTG
False Weber 4BB Creations - Artist of the Artists Composite Item Spiritual Soul (You can attach this creature to another creature that doesn’t have a partner.) When Curse Artist is linked to another creature, each creature gains this special ability: “When this creature dies, draw a card from its power zone.” 1/8
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 4d
Gwendlyn Di Corci: getting my Dick finagled , by my tantric wifebride, in my chamber's
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d
Meren of Clan Nel Toth #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Nella Thor's Number is Saved 2BG Mysterious Creatures of Mythology. You gain experience points when another creature you control dies. At the beginning of the end phase, select a building card from your graveyard. If its distance is less than or equal to yours, return it to the court. If the line is separated, add it to your arm. 3/4
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d
Rank and File #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Terms and Conditions 2BB A Brain Zombie When you enter this creature, the weapon deals -1/-1 green damage until end of turn. “Left, right, left, right... here. The Internet, the Internet, the Internet, the Internet, the Internet.” 3/3
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d
Grindstone #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Imagine 1 Basketball 3, [Question]: One card is placed face up and two cards are placed face down. If two cards of the same suit are placed face up, the process is repeated. “Memory is the responsibility of life, for time is a stone.” —Crack
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