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Rosewatta Stone
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Pushing Magic cards through many iterations of Google Translate. Original concept by Andy Rutledge, contributions by Andy and @willweaverrva.bsky.social (posts also by Will)
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Chronozoa #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Peaceful Kingdom 3U Nightmares Await Flying 3 damage (This creature entered the battlefield with three clocks. At the beginning of your turn, draw this clock. At the end of your last turn, gain this creature as a gift.) When this creature dies or has no clocks, you gain two clocks of the same type. 3/3
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Imp's Mischief #GoogleTranslatesMTG
State Corruption 1B Now! Love can replace the pursuit of purity. This word describes a life filled with love. “Will you forgive the sins of the innocent? Yes, I’m weak.” —Nicole Balls
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Pegasus Stampede #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Pegasus Invasion 1W Description Combat: Earth Tool (While casting this spell, you may touch the ground or anything else. If you do, take this card into your hand and end the spell.) You can get a 1/1 Pegasus for free by using this link.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Sweet Oblivion #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Forget the Confetti 1U Children Players are dealt four cards. Haste — 3U, Take four cards from your graveyard. (You can use haste to take this card from your graveyard.) If it’s hard to remember, then it’s nice to forget.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Masticore #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Joy 4 Politics - Joy On your turn, discard a card and draw this creature. 2: This creature destroys target creature. 2: This creature enters the battlefield. 4/4
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Shield of Kaldra #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Calder's War 4 Technology - Weapons Calder’s sword, shield, and helmet are invincible weapons. These weapons do not damage creatures. (Damage is dealt, but the effect is not applied.) Holy Man 4
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Badgermole Cub #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Mule Hill 1G Essence - Deer When this creature enters the battlefield, it gains 1 turn. (Areas you control are always 0/0. This creature gets +1/+1. If this creature dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield.) If this creature succeeds and doesn’t attack any creatures, it gains G. Each mountain system starts with a small mountain. 2/2
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Ironwill Forger #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Will Smith, Iron Man 3W Animal - Archer Second Leader — At the start of combat, if you control a dead creature, you gain 1,000 points. (During an attack, any team except the defending team may create a copy of the attacking figure by touching a player or pilot they control. At the end of combat, discard this figure.) 3/3
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Spell Blast #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Magic Explosion XU Fast Enemy enemies cost 10 mana. “Maybe you could throw a rock. That’ll calm you down.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Planetary Annihilation #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Blow Up the Earth 3RR Title Each player chooses, controls, and destroys one of six zones. Destroying a planet destroys all life. “If you understand how the world exists, you will better understand how the world exists.” —Odysseus, the hero who destroyed Homer.
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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He’s back! By popular demand! Ken Steacy, man of a thousand nicknames, is here once again for his characteristic high value giveaway, to be announced on stream!
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November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Thran Lens #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Trans Lance 2 Win Santa Claus is busy. “Every device in the system is a symbol of Thrawn’s experience. To them, everything is the same: stone or water, growth or decay. Can you imagine an operation like this?” —Barley Newspaper
October 15, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Thran Portal #GoogleTranslatesMTG
I Think Portal Land If you can’t control the rest of the country, you can enter Thrawn’s door. After reaching the Trans Portal, select the bus route. Among the different types of cars, the most popular model is the hatchback. It took forever to open the door.
January 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. (TDoR)

Take time today to think of our trans siblings waiting for us in whatever lies beyond, if anything. Re-commit yourself to your own journeys and safety.

To those we've lost: we miss you, so much.
To those still here: we love you, stay strong.

🫂🏳️‍⚧️💙
A gouache painting of a mountain range with a rainbow in trans pride colors extending over the sky above.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Auriok Transfixer #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Erica, Trans Doctor W Temporary: Human Strength W, T: Take your pick. “Grandma knows enough words to write a hundred poems, but now she says she won’t teach our children the poems she hates.” 1/1
April 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Today is the Transgender Day of Remembrance. Trans people have literally always been here; every time I see someone sneering "oh but there were no trans people when I was in high school," well. I dated a trans girl in high school, and was close friends with a trans guy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Suki, Kyoshi Warrior #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Suki, The Police Hero 2G/WG/W See also: Human Hero Ali The power of your mouth depends on the number of creatures you control. When Suki attacks, draw a 1/1 minion that can attack at random. “Do you want to learn to dance?” */4
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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If you’d like to enter this giveaway head to desertbus.org, create a donor account and pledge any multiple of $9.33 This prize will be drawn at 5.45pm PST and every dollar goes to Child’s Play Charity!
Desert Bus 2025
A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.
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November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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This set of 27 tokens features 9 with art from Final Fantasy, 8 with references to various Sci Fi properties and 10 inspired by Edge of Eternities. As in years past, these tokens are a collaboration between John Henderson and Wizards' Gavin Verhey.
Watercolor Magic Tokens
A set of hand drawn tokens for Magic: The Gathering, painted with bright watercolors. This set of 27 tokens features 9 with art of characters from various Final Fantasy games/movies, 8 with referen...
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November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Afterlife Insurance #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Sure, You’re Dead 1W/B Unexpected Each creature has one life until the end of the game. (When a creature dies, half of it turns into a large white creature, marking the end of the game.) The Ajax community says it doesn’t want to be left behind.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Kyren Archive #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Karen’s Glossary 3 Items At the beginning of your draw phase, you may change the top card of your deck. 5, Discard your hand and gain this ability: Discard these element cards and their owners.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Skull Storm #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Taurus Storm 7BB Therapist In this game, this situation occurs whenever the words “Supreme Commander” appear. Any enemy or animal can be sacrificed. He who sacrifices nothing loses half his life, but wins. Avoid chaos and destruction.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Wan Shi Tong, Librarian #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Full Library, Library XUU Earth - Spirit Bird Mother Hunger, Speak When you reach a full library, put a +1/+1 X counter on it. Then draw card X. If your opponent knows the library, add +1/+1 to the full library and draw a card. 1/1
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM