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Rosewatta Stone
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Pushing Magic cards through many iterations of Google Translate. Original concept by Andy Rutledge, contributions by Andy and @willweaverrva.bsky.social (posts also by Will)
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 12h
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 12h
Doom Weaver #GoogleTranslatesMTG
False Weber 4BB Creations - Artist of the Artists Composite Item Spiritual Soul (You can attach this creature to another creature that doesn’t have a partner.) When Curse Artist is linked to another creature, each creature gains this special ability: “When this creature dies, draw a card from its power zone.” 1/8
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 18h
Gwendlyn Di Corci: getting my Dick finagled , by my tantric wifebride, in my chamber's
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 21h
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 21h
Meren of Clan Nel Toth #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Nella Thor's Number is Saved 2BG Mysterious Creatures of Mythology. You gain experience points when another creature you control dies. At the beginning of the end phase, select a building card from your graveyard. If its distance is less than or equal to yours, return it to the court. If the line is separated, add it to your arm. 3/4
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d
Rank and File #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Terms and Conditions 2BB A Brain Zombie When you enter this creature, the weapon deals -1/-1 green damage until end of turn. “Left, right, left, right... here. The Internet, the Internet, the Internet, the Internet, the Internet.” 3/3
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d
Grindstone #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Imagine 1 Basketball 3, [Question]: One card is placed face up and two cards are placed face down. If two cards of the same suit are placed face up, the process is repeated. “Memory is the responsibility of life, for time is a stone.” —Crack
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d
Abyssal Horror #GoogleTranslatesMTG
It's Bad 4BB Giant - Shrek They are walking If this happens, the player loses two cards. Only the face of the last victim was hidden, who had no face. 2/2
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d
a man in a suit and tie is giving a thank you sign .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thank you sign .
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d
Brand #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Mark R Hello Unlimited Power. (It’s permanent.) Apply 2 (Discard this card, draw a new card.) “I agree with what you did to the painting.” —Bear Flesh
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d
Darkest Hour #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Old Witch B All Rights Reserved All life is darkness. “Mr. Mot lived with the Phyrexians. They slept and were everywhere.” —Hello, Elsa
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d
Orcish Mechanics #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Our Orc 2R It’s an Orc T, Explode: Deals two damage to each target. 1/1
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d
Mirri, Cat Warrior #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Maria, the War Treasure 1GG Wrong Idea - Cat Wars First Edition: Ranger, Warning (The first attack deals damage if the Ranger controls the forest. The attack can be blocked for no benefit.) “With her beauty, charm, and deceptive nature... even with her wanderlust, I always thought Maria would be a good fit for Landover.” —Raphael, Landover Journalist 2/3
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d
Amok #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Rampage 1R Sorcerer 1, Discard your ID Card: Give Creature +1/+1. The government fax is a destroyer. Still human.
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d
Morningtide's Light #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Instant Removal 3W Translation Each of your creatures will be killed. At the start of your next turn, kill a card with its owner’s power and return it to the battlefield. Don’t hurt yourself to get to the next level. Instant deletion.
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d
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