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Minor league b3tan bloke

@rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social

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Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · May 11

I advise anyone who gets upset at the things I say or do online to read this scholarly article.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 15m

Link’s early days quest to scrape together a few rupees in is just another crackpot scheme.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 19m

*pinches bridge of nose* NO it is not ‘October’s Feast’ ,Tiffany. And you do not need goodie bags for your kids for ‘October’s Feast’.

*Magneto sigh* “Young People”.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 27m

It’s the only way to keep the altar boys safe. Like putting a cone collar on a cat that’s had its spades out.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 32m

I observe toddlers and bairns having a massive paddy in the supermarket, howling and kicking on the floor because they can’t have a Bluey colouring in book or a Haribo spaniel’s ear, but just wait until your first gas bill or unwise link click to a Lemon Party. Puts those petty gripes in the shade.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 45m

I don’t know about dying on a hill, I think I’ve been much more likely to die on a sofa in the past because of my rigid belief that I could drink all of that cider and gin.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 1h

Looks like ol’ bitch slap Blue is up to his old tricks.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 1h

What about Japanese provinces? #prefectures

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 1h

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 1h

Like many people growing up I engaged in some harmless experimentation, or at least I thought so until a pichfork-waving torch-wielding mob chased my creation into an abandoned windmill.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 1h

If the original Grecian olympians were the inspiration for the girls in the Unskinny Bop video.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 1h

In this shot Data is a powerful metaphor for the film lid on a microwave ready meal.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 1h

THEN I said, so a balloon full of air that takes up 1 metre of space weighs over 10 tons? And it ‘showed me its working out’ again.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 1h

I asked Shat Beegees Teas how much a metre cubed of air weighed and it proudly showed me the working out of pounds per square inch atmospheric pressure times the amound of square inches in a metre meant it weighed 10.259 tons. Then it argued with me when I pointed out that was squared, not cubed.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 1h

Boot record not found.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h

Unsolicited Dixie Chicks Pics

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h

That’s a 70s soft core porn mag.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 13h

When your cheap toilet paper can’t handle the action.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 13h

It’s a supermarket brand of coffee, how exactly are you listening to it? 🤨

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 18h

As I dress in the dark and the socks are unpaired it’s random luck if I get the same colour. I count it as success if I have two from the same *set* e.g. Left foor Friday, Right Monday or Lefty Thor, Righty Hulk, but there’s the added variability of ‘are they also the same way out’.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 18h

Is it busy where you are?

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 20h

Solicited dick pick.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 20h

That does need some phat beats laid down to.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 20h

Japanese regs: if you don’t own a parking spot (rare in cities and impossible in Tokyo) your cars can only be 3.5m long and 1.5m wide and have a bike engine no bigger than 660cc. Japan car makers: let’s turbo our 659cc 3.49m x 1.49m car up. Regs: no more than 64bhp! Car makers: 63.9bhp it is.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 20h

(Yes, I am bragging).

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 20h

I bet they reckon the National Trust put V-ger in space to seek out The Creator as well.