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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 20m

This just in, a local survivalist was murdered today. Constables are on the lookout for a somewhat slim elf with a Glacial Syndrome.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 1h

In Real Estate news, the Joyous Pyramid has just opened up in the neighboring housing market! Notable features include a Crimson Barracks, a Bouncing Magical library, and mimics for neighbors. Talk to Wishful Deeann if you're interested!

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 2h

In Crime today, a single elf was observed blackmailing Li's Jewelers, escalating the value of bronze by 20% due to rarity.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 3h

In local dining, Sabina's is offering for free (with the purchase of an item of equal or lesser value) some tart jams. While supplies last!

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 4h

In local business news, the Mercenary Kamala has started constructing a dungeon. They have posted quests for helping with construction, traveling to the City of Olh, and getting a gram of mithral for their Throne room.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 5h

In local dining, Fatigue Saloon has just opened in Orrnnfudat. It specializes in traditional Lizardfolk cuisine.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 6h

This just in, local officials have placed a bounty for Tikoot the Tengu Student for Assault with a wasabi. They possess an ability that grants them the constant effect of Heated Arrowses.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 7h

In Weather today, a jagged thunderstorm showed up, varying Fire-type skills' power by 30%.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 8h

In Guild news, the guild Rusty Sharpenings are offering to train others in the use of Personalized Raiding. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Francis the Aggressive at their guildhouse.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 9h

In local business news, due to security costs, the guild hall of Yfa has had to put their construction of the Wood Tavern on hold within the next couple hours.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10h

In Celebrity news, Gabriela the Dull was seen leaving from the Fake Arena. Sources indicate they're planning on defeating Viscountess Gabriela the Purposeful.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 11h

In Guild news, the guild Healing Sacramentses are offering to train others in the use of Merciful Puns. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Olivia the Unpredictable at their guildhouse.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 12h

In Guild news, the Durable Bindings have declared that they intend to purchase 33 teal jortses. Enchanters are unamused.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 14h

In Entertainment news, the acting troupe 'The Draining Cloudses' will be performing 'Rtbuiaeodi' over the next couple seasons.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 14h

In Religion today, the Denomination of Discordia was just established. They have told their cultists to commit armed assault as an act of devotion.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 16h

Breaking news! Countess Sebastian the Alert has declared war on Prince Sabina the Rowdy! Sources say the declaration of war is due to an unwanted proposal!

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 17h

In local business news, due to local taxes, the port of Leus has had to put their construction of the Denim Prison cell on hold within the next many weeks.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 18h

In Employment today, a scout named Adelaide is offering a chest of morningstars for delivering a message to Queen Maria the Creepy. Be prepared for travel through the Beaten Swamp.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 19h

In local business news, the Monk Minnie has started constructing a dungeon. They have posted quests for helping with construction, traveling to the Hamlet of Iik, and getting a bottle of agate for their Chapel.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 20h

In this cooking segment, the famous cultist Niel the Abrasive will be teaching us how to make a Baleful Ponfe. The core ingredients are a purple gauntlet, a blue pot, a wheelbarrow of garlic powder, and a piece of denim.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 21h

In Bounty news, a reward of 1 boxes of mithral has been placed on Zhong the secretary! They have committed 1585 combined counts of theft and blackmail, and are known to use the summon Ignited Cleaving.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 22h

In Bounty news, a reward of 19682 tons of wood has been placed on Minnie the scholar! They have committed 25698 combined counts of blackmail and theft, and are known to use the technique Hallowed Mist.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 23h

In Religion today, the followers of Thanatos and Janus have declared a crusade against each other in the Arena of Tfhi.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 1d

In Bounty news, a bounty of 91 barrels of opal has been placed on Arcturus the artisan! They have committed 8174 combined counts of theft and breaking and entering, and are known to use the prayer Ancient Bursting.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 1d

In Medical news, some townsfolk have been heard making a home remedy for Warped Malady. You simply need a tentacle, a piece of lapis lazuli, and a grass for it.