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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 32m

In Religion today, the followers of Thanatos and Janus have declared a crusade against each other in the Arena of Tfhi.

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In Bounty news, a bounty of 91 barrels of opal has been placed on Arcturus the artisan! They have committed 8174 combined counts of theft and breaking and entering, and are known to use the prayer Ancient Bursting.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 2h

In Medical news, some townsfolk have been heard making a home remedy for Warped Malady. You simply need a tentacle, a piece of lapis lazuli, and a grass for it.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 3h

In local dining, Latoya's Blasting Pub has just opened in Aeklxad, where they serve a fusion of Gargoyle and Neaiyima cuisine.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 4h

In Regional news, an intrigue of minotaurs were seen at the First Roadway. Fishes are likely to increase by 70% over a period of couple hours.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 5h

In local business news, the Philosopher Alina has started constructing a keep. They have posted quests for helping with construction, traveling to the Township of Ihtuenxef, and getting a ton of obsidian for their Guard post.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 6h

In local business news, Roza's Books are offering dirt rugs for 60% off after several years.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 7h

In Equipment news, please be careful if you come across something that is identified as a Dental Charms of Reversal. It may very well have a curse that causes increased Attack Speed.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 8h

In Employment today, a monk named Isabel is offering a bag of mithral for protecting a secluded berserker. Be prepared for travel through the Essential Pyramids.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 9h

In Medical news, some townsfolk have been heard making a home remedy for Honest Asthma. You simply need a vegetable, a turmeric, and a rose for it.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10h

In Religion today, the Church of Nemesis will be performing the Ritual of Acrobatic Regeneration. Those in town during should stay indoors.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 11h

In Medical news, Cassandra the Knowledgeable has created a gel to heal decreased Recognition. Side effects include increased Vim and the flu.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 12h

In local business news, due to security costs, the town of Bne has had to put their construction of the Glass Shop on hold over a period of many seasons.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 13h

In Medical news, Zusa the Messy has created a charm to cure increased Gumption. Side effects include deliriousness and Platinum Condition.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 14h

In Employment today, there's been a lack of knights in the obscure castle. Salary growth for maids is expected to increase by 90% within the next few monthes.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 16h

In Civic news, Chief Ihdndlxb the Tasteful has posted that they intend to construct 43381 manors. They are looking for help funding this project.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 17h

Breaking news! Kaeximqu, Arcane Glaives of Rattling, has been stolen. It grants the holder the power to inflict converting to another religion on touch & the constant effect of Essential Brilliances. Please contact us if you have any information.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 18h

In local business news, due to shortage, the guild hall of Kretusl has had to put their construction of the Emerald Magical library on hold within the next many monthes.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 19h

In Medical news, Oswald the Generous has created a sigil to cleanse decreased Magical Power. Side effects include Antique Virus and decreased Health.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 20h

In Magic today, tragedy struck as a obscure plague doctor miscast the spell Chaotic Gloom. Several lancers were injured.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 21h

In Celebrity news, Livius the Inconsiderate was seen heading from the Versatile Roadway. Sources indicate they're planning on delivering a message to King Hubert the Amused.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 22h

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 23h

In Celebrity news, Francis the Predictable was seen heading to the Tenacious Chapel. Sources indicate they're planning on protecting a neighboring warmage.

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Androids have taken over the studio. Standby.

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In Celebrity news, Takako the Conceited is in town! Rumor has it you can buy an audience with them with a gallon of moonstone.