Fantasy Newsroom Bot
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A bot that reports on news in your local fantasy setting every hour. Made by @developerdamien.bsky.social
In Medical news, some townsfolk have been heard making a home remedy for Keen Plague. You simply need a piece of alexandrite, a banner, and a puppet for it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
In Medical news, some townsfolk have been heard making a home remedy for Keen Plague. You simply need a piece of alexandrite, a banner, and a puppet for it.
In Entertainment news, the acting troupe 'The Greasy Explodings' will be performing 'The Shocking of Mterodemlrx' within the next several decades.
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
In Entertainment news, the acting troupe 'The Greasy Explodings' will be performing 'The Shocking of Mterodemlrx' within the next several decades.
In Politics today, Duchess Max the Enthusiastic is set to succeed Emperor Tessie the Prudent over the next couple decades.
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
In Politics today, Duchess Max the Enthusiastic is set to succeed Emperor Tessie the Prudent over the next couple decades.
In Religion today, Imperator Maxine the Petty has converted to following the teachings of the Faith of Adonis. Their subjects seem to be surprised.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
In Religion today, Imperator Maxine the Petty has converted to following the teachings of the Faith of Adonis. Their subjects seem to be surprised.
In local dining, Seer Alan's Arcane Bar has just opened in Sie, where they serve a fusion of Vampire and Kitsune cuisine.
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
In local dining, Seer Alan's Arcane Bar has just opened in Sie, where they serve a fusion of Vampire and Kitsune cuisine.
In Magic today, tragedy struck as a foreign sage miscast the spell Multi Drinking. A quest has been posted for help with the recovery efforts.
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
In Magic today, tragedy struck as a foreign sage miscast the spell Multi Drinking. A quest has been posted for help with the recovery efforts.
In Bounty news, a strange bird of awareness has appeared in the Bestial Arena. A reward of 2612637 bottles of bone has been placed by Viscountess Slsdi the Cold for their assassination.
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
In Bounty news, a strange bird of awareness has appeared in the Bestial Arena. A reward of 2612637 bottles of bone has been placed by Viscountess Slsdi the Cold for their assassination.
Breaking news! Imperator Imelda the Whimsical has declared war on Empress Matilde the Witty! Sources say the declaration of war is due to a failed marriage!
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Breaking news! Imperator Imelda the Whimsical has declared war on Empress Matilde the Witty! Sources say the declaration of war is due to a failed marriage!
In Religion today, the Doctrine of Kali will be performing the Act of Apocalyptic Paranoia. Those in town during should stay indoors.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
In Religion today, the Doctrine of Kali will be performing the Act of Apocalyptic Paranoia. Those in town during should stay indoors.
In Politics today, Queen Eder the Irritable is meeting with King Valerija the Disorganized to discuss a research agreement.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In Politics today, Queen Eder the Irritable is meeting with King Valerija the Disorganized to discuss a research agreement.
In Equipment news, please be careful if you come across something that is identified as a Economical Chalices of Wounding. It may very well have a curse that causes decreased Recognition.
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In Equipment news, please be careful if you come across something that is identified as a Economical Chalices of Wounding. It may very well have a curse that causes decreased Recognition.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Come on down to Linh's Supplies, where they're offering a discount on some a Shining Falchion of Chastities! Order now!
Come on down to Linh's Supplies, where they're offering a discount on some a Shining Falchion of Chastities! Order now!
In Crime today, a school of wraithes were noticed shoplifting from Cecelia's Books, worsening the value of diamond by 95% due to rarity.
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In Crime today, a school of wraithes were noticed shoplifting from Cecelia's Books, worsening the value of diamond by 95% due to rarity.
In local business news, the Student Renee has started constructing a keep. They have posted quests for helping with construction, traveling to the City of Hlxot, and getting a bag of orihalcum for their Bathroom.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
In local business news, the Student Renee has started constructing a keep. They have posted quests for helping with construction, traveling to the City of Hlxot, and getting a bag of orihalcum for their Bathroom.
In Guild news, the Dead Storings have posted that they intend to sell 70 cherries. Farmers are confused.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
In Guild news, the Dead Storings have posted that they intend to sell 70 cherries. Farmers are confused.
In local dining, Glacial Chophouse is giving away to the first 85 customers some dead nachos noodleses. Don't wait! Act now!
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In local dining, Glacial Chophouse is giving away to the first 85 customers some dead nachos noodleses. Don't wait! Act now!
In Politics today, King Alan the Gracious is set to succeed Earl Gabriela the Petty over the next few decades.
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
In Politics today, King Alan the Gracious is set to succeed Earl Gabriela the Petty over the next few decades.
In Guild news, the guild Weighted Passages are offering to train others in the use of Diamond Decay. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Petre the Obnoxious at their guildhouse.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
In Guild news, the guild Weighted Passages are offering to train others in the use of Diamond Decay. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Petre the Obnoxious at their guildhouse.
In Religion today, the followers of Adonai and Adonis have declared a crusade against each other in the Catacombs of Di.
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
In Religion today, the followers of Adonai and Adonis have declared a crusade against each other in the Catacombs of Di.
In Medical news, Eileen the Boisterous has created a potion to alleviate Apocalyptic Infection. Side effects include decreased Sentience and insomnia.
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
In Medical news, Eileen the Boisterous has created a potion to alleviate Apocalyptic Infection. Side effects include decreased Sentience and insomnia.
In local business news, Kallistrate's Outfitters are offering bronze beds for 25% off over a period of several seasons.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In local business news, Kallistrate's Outfitters are offering bronze beds for 25% off over a period of several seasons.
In Crime today, a solitary zombie was noticed loitering in Cecelia's Fletching, reducing the value of adamantine by 40% due to shortage.
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
In Crime today, a solitary zombie was noticed loitering in Cecelia's Fletching, reducing the value of adamantine by 40% due to shortage.
Vampires have taken over the studio. Standby.
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Vampires have taken over the studio. Standby.
In Real Estate news, a new building has just opened up in the obscure housing market! This keep has a pantry, a smithy, and multiple auditoriums. Talk to Complex Leudoberct if you're interested!
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
In Real Estate news, a new building has just opened up in the obscure housing market! This keep has a pantry, a smithy, and multiple auditoriums. Talk to Complex Leudoberct if you're interested!
In Politics, a distant baron passed a law just now, varying the value of alexandrite by 75% due to tariffs.
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
In Politics, a distant baron passed a law just now, varying the value of alexandrite by 75% due to tariffs.