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Stewart Moncure
@rsmon77.bsky.social
380 followers 180 following 14K posts
Writer, geek, alien worm controlling a flesh bag of mostly water, thoughts are his own #TCMParty #StewARama #CultShelf #ImpromptuTheater
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 2h
“Or we could wait it out and make this into a Jason Momoa show on Apple TV!” #DriveInMob
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 2h
I know Peter Firth from that weird horse movie EQUUS and from being the chief on that 24-esque UK show SPOOKS (MI-5). #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 2h
Oh you mean the “sexy Ed Gein” miniseries? I get it, Ryan Murphy, you’re horny. Try making better shows. #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 2h
Not exactly Sharknado level effects there. #DriveInMob
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 2h
“Also, if you’re concerned, please just close your eyes-OH. Right.” #DriveInMob
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
You do forget prior to Cannon’s 1987 folly of paying for several big budget movies that this was probably their most expensive movie to that point. #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
Them plants just hate driving through the country. #DriveInMob
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
You know he’s our protagonist because he’s wearing a jacket underneath his trenchcoat. #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
“Don’t worry. A naked girl is not going to get out of this complex.” #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
Just some fun historical facts to go with your naked space vampire lady movie. #DriveInMob
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
In Britain, plants eat YOU! #DriveInMob
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
Dude, try to control yourself. There’s a naked vampire woman and two naked vampire dudes there. No need to be perving out over that with the rest of the crew. #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
I think I first saw the shorter version that got dumped into U.S. theaters. Noteworthy because some of the Henry Mancini music was replaced with Michael Kamen music. #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
Only Golan-Globus would bankroll a high budget movie about a naked space vampire. #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
Either that, or Earth is passing by a massive rave party. #DriveInMob
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
It’s the one that’s about 1:56. #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
OH, by the way of “special arrangement”! Being all fancy and what not! #DriveInMob
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
Oh hey, that theme that used to pop up on football! #FlicksForAll
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 3h
Here for some plants! #DriveInMob
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 6h
Women don’t like the vehicle.
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 6h
“Dad, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?”
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 6h
Of all the people that suffered the Kennedy curse, this one’s taking a while to get his curse ticket redeemed.
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 6h
That man is falling more often than Saw sequels came out in the 2000’s.
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 6h
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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 6h
And he knows they have half the sperm count and testosterone as he does because the brain worm still in his head told him that. And also girls are becoming women younger. Look, the brain worm is a deranged pervert, that’s what I’m trying to say.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."