Carter
@rtrfnd.bsky.social
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he/him | Southern | science teacher | chaotic bisexual | ADHD | football/basketball | D&D | bass player | 2x J! Champ | Fullcast Extended Universe
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Can't stop won't stop
Babe wake up, new priceless jewel heist just dropped!!!
Consider this also an ad for Ernie Ball Cobalt Flats because GOD I love these damn strings
Need Alabama to win out so that I can root for Florida State to win no other games against power conference teams and have it be funny instead of infuriating
Tommy Castellanos just went Cirque de Soleil out here
Been switching back and forth a bunch this week, and it's not even that the five string feels clunky or hard to play but when I swap to my P-bass it's like I've been training in 10x gravity DBZ-style lmao
Returning to my regular-scale P-bass after weeks of only practicing on my 5-string (35 inch scale, wide-ass neck) and my fingers feel like LIGHTNING lmao
haaaaaaaahahahahahhaha fuck yeah
Btw did anyone catch Sean McDonough earlier pronouncing "Graham" as "GRAY-um" like he's from London or some shit?
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texas just won an OVERTIME game where they didn't get to 180 yards of offense, the mark stoops misery vortex is so powerful
Fucking love the decision to go for it there. That TD should seal it (on another toss sweep 😍😍)
At least you know he ain't gonna do the same stupid shit two plays in a row
Ty, Christ in Heaven what the FUCK was that????
Daniel Hill is a monster
Alabama offense making Jane Coaston proud
Lmao love it when a DB visibly drags a receiver by the jersey then acts like he's been falsely accused of murder
I need another gummy
What a fucking screwjob
Infuriatingly bad tackling
HOW WAS THERE NOT A FUCKING HOLD ON THAT
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This bama team will do some very annoying stuff & then do the coolest thing you’ve ever seen
A thing about running the ball against this Alabama team is that you will either get two yards or you will score—no matter where you are on the field—with zero in between. The former is more likely than the latter, but not MUCH more
Germie too. Just so tough to tackle