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Carter
@rtrfnd.bsky.social
520 followers 910 following 2.5K posts
he/him | Southern | science teacher | chaotic bisexual | ADHD | football/basketball | D&D | bass player | 2x J! Champ | Fullcast Extended Universe
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 2m
HEY VOLS
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 2m
haaaaaaaahahahahahhaha fuck yeah
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glitterburrito.bsky.social
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 18m
GET A JOB Joey Aguilar
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 30m
Btw did anyone catch Sean McDonough earlier pronouncing "Graham" as "GRAY-um" like he's from London or some shit?
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 32m
texas just won an OVERTIME game where they didn't get to 180 yards of offense, the mark stoops misery vortex is so powerful
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 31m
Fucking love the decision to go for it there. That TD should seal it (on another toss sweep 😍😍)
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 32m
At least you know he ain't gonna do the same stupid shit two plays in a row
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 33m
Ty, Christ in Heaven what the FUCK was that????
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 35m
Daniel Hill is a monster
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 35m
Alabama offense making Jane Coaston proud
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 38m
Lmao love it when a DB visibly drags a receiver by the jersey then acts like he's been falsely accused of murder
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 50m
I need another gummy
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 53m
What a fucking screwjob
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 53m
Infuriatingly bad tackling
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 54m
HOW WAS THERE NOT A FUCKING HOLD ON THAT
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Brian Oliu @brianoliu.bsky.social · 1h
This bama team will do some very annoying stuff & then do the coolest thing you’ve ever seen
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 59m
A thing about running the ball against this Alabama team is that you will either get two yards or you will score—no matter where you are on the field—with zero in between. The former is more likely than the latter, but not MUCH more
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
RICOOOOOOO
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
Germie too. Just so tough to tackle
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
Daniel Hill strong like bull
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
Lmaoooooo sicko shit by Germie
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
a person is holding a bottle of french 's dijon
ALT: a person is holding a bottle of french 's dijon
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
Name a more iconic duo than this offense and awful run fits
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 1h
¿Come se dice “had to pry myself off the ceiling”, en español?
bubbaprog.xyz Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 1h
As called on ESPN Deportes / Alabama Radio / Tennessee Radio
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
Phenomenal, thank you

The rest of that is not so different from how my family talks, but no matter how much Alabama I put in my accent I cannot make the word "ruined" come out naturally with that sound. When I do it on purpose the voice that comes out is like Scruffy the Janitor from Futurama lmao