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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 17h

Ah, that makes sense, and is totally unsurprising.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 19h

The real story is how a guy with a resume thinner than your average Arby’s manager bought a 3 million dollar house.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 1d

We could probably save a lot of money by dusting of some old Albert Speer blueprints

rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 2d

Good. These people need to feel fear. They don’t deserve to be in public spaces without constantly looking over their shoulders.

rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 6d

These guys are still pretending that cops will walk away from their accountability-free union jobs, pension, and overtime over a political dispute? To do what? Work as a security guard at Walgreens or as an airport shoe sniffer? lol okay.

rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 6d

Ehhh, I mean… I guess. And I’m not saying this to defend Grandpa Mcranty, but Dahmer raped a platoon mate (and should have done time in Leavenworth for it but didn’t) and was discharged for being a shitty soldier. So I guess he wasn’t a traitor, but he wasn’t a good person or a good soldier.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 8d

He should excommunicate J.D.Bowman. That would be fun.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 8d

As grim as everything is, the random capitalization and the stupid ‘thank you for your attention to this matter’ that he cribbed from the thousands of legal letters and debt collection notices that he’s gotten over the years always crack me up.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 8d

So it seems like a pretty safe assumption at this point that Stephen Miller is feeding Grandpa McRanty AI videos.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 9d

Honestly it gives me a glimmer of hope that all of the shit these chucklefuck assholes are doing is so unpopular that they felt the need to bust out their yearly feigned outrage about the Super Bowl this early.

rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 12d

It’s always been one of the federal agencies with the lowest bars of entry. The more experienced ICE workers weren’t exactly the cream of the crop even before the new hiring push. These guys are one step above the shoe sniffers at the airport, but with guns and an absolutely fucked work culture.

rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 13d

I know this is too much to hope for ,but ICE clowns catching public exposure charges for pissing in an alleyway would be the funny thing ever.

rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 13d

I mean… I’m not licking my fucking suitcase, I’m sure I’ll be fine.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 15d

Wait… I thought the Republicans were already boycotting the NFL? For the life of me I can’t remember *why*, but I do remember them feigning anger at the NFL a few years ago.

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🎃 Really Spooky Smith @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 18d

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

CSM with a particularly WELL, I GUESS THIS IS HAPPENING NOW look on his face.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 19d

I’m thinking of a David Brent/Michael Scott staff meeting.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 20d

Judging by the reaction of the spazzy dorks chasing him, it probably a dirty bomb or the Epstein files. In reality… maybe a phone?

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 21d

Correct, but sales guy was trying his best.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 21d

It’s a shame ICE switched from the P320 to a Glock, because that ‘shove the gun in my belt’ shit could have gotten real spicy.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 21d

When I test drive my Tacoma, the first thing the sales guy said when we got in it was ‘you know ISIS drives these, right?’

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 23d

That guy’s dick hasn’t worked in 20 years.

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 23d

Reading glasses guy and his ninja mask partner would get absolutely wrecked by the 15-year olds at my Jui jitsu gym.

rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 23d

Wow that’s big. Did they find some Albert Speer blueprints in an archive somewhere or what?

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 23d

Same

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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social · 23d

Honestly best case scenario is that it’s some dumbfuck shit like that and not… something else.

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