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Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social

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Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart Certified silly goose 🪿 🏳️‍🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you] Obscure trivia? Love it. Mayonnaise? Hate it. Fallout? Vault-Tec approved. WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]

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Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 10d

Alright, I'll try a #promosky why not?

- freelance games & entertainment journalist 🖋️ always looking for new outlets!

- Vidya Gamez 🎮 modern & retro including but not limited to: Fallout ☢️ Mario 🍄 Resi 🧟‍♀️ and many more

- boxing 🥊🥊

- TV (current and classic)

- anime (especially Sailor Moon 🌙)

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Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4m

Come for the post, stay for the comment, jump out of the moving vehicle before you get to the whiners who are like "oh she's a total bitch," and vote for her for the next Governor of California

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 27m

Who among us hasn't stumped scalding mashed potatoes on our spouse's head?

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Katie Porter dumped scalding mashed potatoes on then-husband's head, resurfaced divorce docs reveal

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 15m

And here I was thinking the agenda was just bottomless mimosas.

Did I miss a planning meeting or something?

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 16m

I got hands. 🥊🥊

Jesse @chambreezey.bsky.social · 17h

What’s something people wouldn’t know about you just from your online presence?

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 18m

You just turned that wall homosexual!

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Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 18m

I'm screaming!!

stevethdemocrat @stevethdemocrat.bsky.social · 1h

Monica's back! 😀
And still on the good side!
🔥🔥🔥🔥

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 19m

I need the Frankenstein one to have hella low eyes

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 25m

No Rikishi?

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h

As I stare out across my apartment I finally understand that the purpose of having children is not procreation or ensuring one's lineage, it's to not have to do the dishes every three f**king days

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h

Eleventy-seven skadillion percent tariff on all foreign flatulence!

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Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h

I will remember youuuuu...
Will you remember meeeee...🎶

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 6h

Very happy for you fans of other baseball teams.

Give us a moment to put down Milwaukee. We'll be right with you.

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. #dodgers #ibleeddodgerblue

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 11h

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Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 11h

HAH JOKE'S ON YOU he thinks mirrors are transgender gay things

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 11h

Sounds like someone's still mad he didn't get with Jewel back in the day

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 11h

I feel like I'm getting too old and bitchy for yet another social media. I know this is not your job or role, but if you don't mind doing an elevator pitch...

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Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 12h

I used to listen to Marc Maron on progressive talk in So Cal... FUN FACT: he was also very funny on the cancelled-too-soon Netflix show "GLOW."

Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 12h

"I PROMISE I won't pull the football away, Charlie Brown." ~ Mike Johnson

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Q: Rescission are something Dems have said is a reason for a lack of trust. What rescissions are you discussing?

JOHNSON: We have more than $37t in debt. We're doing everything we can to get us back to sound fiscal responsibility. What does that include? A rescission package is part of our process