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Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart
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Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
Certified silly goose 🪿
🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
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Why did Microsoft stay silent on recent Halo imagery?
Analysis of Halo trademark use in public messaging and how Microsoft’s silence shapes audience perception and brand identity.
popgeeks.com
My latest piece for @popgeeks.bsky.social is out and I'm exceptionally proud of it. Sometimes, you have to talk about the elephant in the room specifically because said elephant is nowhere to be seen.
#gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo
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#gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo
popgeeks.com/microsoft-ha...
Or, y'know... make more entertaining content and utilize your platform to challenge YouTube's algorithm demons.
But sure... keep beating your unpaid interns that probably just wanted the gig based on clout until morale improves.
But sure... keep beating your unpaid interns that probably just wanted the gig based on clout until morale improves.
MrBeast said his recent videos slipped and pledges a 2026 reset, echoing companies pushing stricter performance and all-in work cultures.
MrBeast is promising to join the hardcore worker moment in 2026
MrBeast said his recent videos slipped and pledges a 2026 reset, echoing companies pushing stricter performance and all-in work cultures.
www.businessinsider.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Or, y'know... make more entertaining content and utilize your platform to challenge YouTube's algorithm demons.
But sure... keep beating your unpaid interns that probably just wanted the gig based on clout until morale improves.
But sure... keep beating your unpaid interns that probably just wanted the gig based on clout until morale improves.
PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
WE'RE HAVIN MASHED POTATOES
WE'RE HAVIN MASHED POTATOES
Bobs Burgers Thanksgiving Song
YouTube video by Chris' Used Games
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
WE'RE HAVIN MASHED POTATOES
WE'RE HAVIN MASHED POTATOES
Go science! Go science!
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Go science! Go science!
Yes, I've worked a 10-12 hour shift. Please, I'd love for the fire alarm to be pulled in my building.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Yes, I've worked a 10-12 hour shift. Please, I'd love for the fire alarm to be pulled in my building.
This is 100% correct and as much as it sickens me to stump for RFK Jr., anyone who believes this can shove it up multiple orifices.
No lube.
No lube.
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is 100% correct and as much as it sickens me to stump for RFK Jr., anyone who believes this can shove it up multiple orifices.
No lube.
No lube.
Can AI slop produce a masterpiece like this? NO SAYS THE MANGO
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can AI slop produce a masterpiece like this? NO SAYS THE MANGO
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
Some of y'all watch football. Some the parade. Some of you put on that one episode of WKRP from 1978... and that was a brilliant one.
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
2025 Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon: Double Troubled Features Edition
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
@zestyburd.bsky.social relevant to your interests
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@zestyburd.bsky.social relevant to your interests
The @jamesgunn.bsky.social Documentary
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The @jamesgunn.bsky.social Documentary
CURIOUS HUMAN: [notices eggs, cream, milk, spices] what kind of cake are you making?
BORDERLINE INSANE CHEF: not a cake, a drink
HUMAN: [rightfully repulsed] a drink??
CHEF: [hauls out handle of rum] my friend, join me on a quest
BORDERLINE INSANE CHEF: not a cake, a drink
HUMAN: [rightfully repulsed] a drink??
CHEF: [hauls out handle of rum] my friend, join me on a quest
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
CURIOUS HUMAN: [notices eggs, cream, milk, spices] what kind of cake are you making?
BORDERLINE INSANE CHEF: not a cake, a drink
HUMAN: [rightfully repulsed] a drink??
CHEF: [hauls out handle of rum] my friend, join me on a quest
BORDERLINE INSANE CHEF: not a cake, a drink
HUMAN: [rightfully repulsed] a drink??
CHEF: [hauls out handle of rum] my friend, join me on a quest
Just a reminder that Switch 2 controllers are very expensive. So do not throw or snap them.
Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos, and more join the Nintendo Switch Online's NES and Game Boy libraries today. gameinformer.com/2025/11/26/b...
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just a reminder that Switch 2 controllers are very expensive. So do not throw or snap them.
"I don't like this idea," I say to no one in particular as I eat more Junior Mints than God ever intended and sip my Olympic-sized swimming pool full of Diet Coke, hunkering down into a theatre seat just this side of "upholstered medieval rack" for the next 100 minutes.
"I’m either a widower or a divorcee." said Macaulay Culkin pitching a Home Alone sequel: "I’m working really hard and I’m not really paying enough attention and the kid is kind of getting miffed at me and then I get locked out... and he’s the one setting traps for me." https://bit.ly/4omSrSn
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"I don't like this idea," I say to no one in particular as I eat more Junior Mints than God ever intended and sip my Olympic-sized swimming pool full of Diet Coke, hunkering down into a theatre seat just this side of "upholstered medieval rack" for the next 100 minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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no, go away
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
no, go away
There's literally a song titled "Poker Face" by gay legend Lady Gaga sooooo
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
There's literally a song titled "Poker Face" by gay legend Lady Gaga sooooo
@governor.pa.gov saying exactly what other politicians don't have the chutzpah to - better known as "factual information."
Look, this has been the reality for months due to Donald Trump’s reckless economic policies. And the worst part is, even as people worry about putting food on the table this holiday season – he doesn’t give a damn.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@governor.pa.gov saying exactly what other politicians don't have the chutzpah to - better known as "factual information."
Someone finally put my thoughts into words!
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Someone finally put my thoughts into words!
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Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
Gonna need everyone in DC to stop being stupid for a few hours.
It's disturbing my beauty sleep.
It's disturbing my beauty sleep.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Gonna need everyone in DC to stop being stupid for a few hours.
It's disturbing my beauty sleep.
It's disturbing my beauty sleep.
If you see this, post a monster
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you see this, post a monster
first of all who did this
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
first of all who did this
hello please enjoy this glorious disaster named diddlypuff
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
hello please enjoy this glorious disaster named diddlypuff