Ryan
@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart
Certified silly goose 🪿
🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
Certified silly goose 🪿
🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
Pinned
a baby wearing sunglasses is sitting at a table with a bottle of water and says carlo .
ALT: a baby wearing sunglasses is sitting at a table with a bottle of water and says carlo .
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My #promosky where I cram as many likes into 1 skeet as I can!
- vidya gamez
- Fallout
- Resi Evil
- Sailor Moon
- food
- theme parks
- tv
- boxing
- LA Dodgers
- writing
- trivia
- sarcasm
- espresso
- Bob's Burgers
- games of any kind
- retro gaming
- MST3K
- bad movies
- good mysteries
- LGBTQ+
- vidya gamez
- Fallout
- Resi Evil
- Sailor Moon
- food
- theme parks
- tv
- boxing
- LA Dodgers
- writing
- trivia
- sarcasm
- espresso
- Bob's Burgers
- games of any kind
- retro gaming
- MST3K
- bad movies
- good mysteries
- LGBTQ+
Just burped while farting so I basically know what an exorcism feels like
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Just burped while farting so I basically know what an exorcism feels like
Making coffee - 0 new notifications
Nice little gaming session - 1 new notification
Getting ready to start this training class for work I've put off for 4 weeks - 71,000 new notifications also a phone call also your Instacart order is arriving RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Nice little gaming session - 1 new notification
Getting ready to start this training class for work I've put off for 4 weeks - 71,000 new notifications also a phone call also your Instacart order is arriving RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Making coffee - 0 new notifications
Nice little gaming session - 1 new notification
Getting ready to start this training class for work I've put off for 4 weeks - 71,000 new notifications also a phone call also your Instacart order is arriving RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Nice little gaming session - 1 new notification
Getting ready to start this training class for work I've put off for 4 weeks - 71,000 new notifications also a phone call also your Instacart order is arriving RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
I just had - and I'm not even joking - possibly the stupidest dream ever. It involved Michelle Yeoh telling me what a bad houseguest I was, leaving a trash bin at a hotel breakfast buffet, and me calling the LAPD so they could tell Instacart my order was going to the wrong address.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I just had - and I'm not even joking - possibly the stupidest dream ever. It involved Michelle Yeoh telling me what a bad houseguest I was, leaving a trash bin at a hotel breakfast buffet, and me calling the LAPD so they could tell Instacart my order was going to the wrong address.
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Have you or a loved one recently enjoyed playing video games?
You may be entitled to more video games.
You may be entitled to more video games.
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Have you or a loved one recently enjoyed playing video games?
You may be entitled to more video games.
You may be entitled to more video games.
Edit button? ❌❌❌
Finance bullshit for affluent Brohams to get richer because that's CLEARLY what the fuck we need right now? ✅✅✅
Finance bullshit for affluent Brohams to get richer because that's CLEARLY what the fuck we need right now? ✅✅✅
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Edit button? ❌❌❌
Finance bullshit for affluent Brohams to get richer because that's CLEARLY what the fuck we need right now? ✅✅✅
Finance bullshit for affluent Brohams to get richer because that's CLEARLY what the fuck we need right now? ✅✅✅
Things I did today:
- made coffee for myself
- therapy
- agreed to take some examinations for adult ADHD and neurospiciness 😳😳😳
- took out the trash
- faced Mitch Connor
- spent some time hating ICE
- took on cats with multiple asses
- defeated a horribly mutated cousin
- had a cookie
- made coffee for myself
- therapy
- agreed to take some examinations for adult ADHD and neurospiciness 😳😳😳
- took out the trash
- faced Mitch Connor
- spent some time hating ICE
- took on cats with multiple asses
- defeated a horribly mutated cousin
- had a cookie
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Things I did today:
- made coffee for myself
- therapy
- agreed to take some examinations for adult ADHD and neurospiciness 😳😳😳
- took out the trash
- faced Mitch Connor
- spent some time hating ICE
- took on cats with multiple asses
- defeated a horribly mutated cousin
- had a cookie
- made coffee for myself
- therapy
- agreed to take some examinations for adult ADHD and neurospiciness 😳😳😳
- took out the trash
- faced Mitch Connor
- spent some time hating ICE
- took on cats with multiple asses
- defeated a horribly mutated cousin
- had a cookie
@grumpycat0023.bsky.social @inapproprinate.bsky.social AAAAAAAAHHHHH FALLOUT
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
@grumpycat0023.bsky.social @inapproprinate.bsky.social AAAAAAAAHHHHH FALLOUT
Batman Forever.
It is not a great movie. Some might even say it is a glorified toy commercial. But both Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones are living their best f**king lives and I will Bat-Slap the mess right out of someone's mouth who starts any fights over it.
It is not a great movie. Some might even say it is a glorified toy commercial. But both Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones are living their best f**king lives and I will Bat-Slap the mess right out of someone's mouth who starts any fights over it.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Batman Forever.
It is not a great movie. Some might even say it is a glorified toy commercial. But both Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones are living their best f**king lives and I will Bat-Slap the mess right out of someone's mouth who starts any fights over it.
It is not a great movie. Some might even say it is a glorified toy commercial. But both Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones are living their best f**king lives and I will Bat-Slap the mess right out of someone's mouth who starts any fights over it.
Reposted by Ryan
YOU FIGHT THE TRAIN AS A BOSS.
AND SABIN PICKS UP THE FUCKING TRAIN AND SUPLEXES IT.
Final Fantasy 6 is one of the greatest FF games of all time.
AND SABIN PICKS UP THE FUCKING TRAIN AND SUPLEXES IT.
Final Fantasy 6 is one of the greatest FF games of all time.
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
YOU FIGHT THE TRAIN AS A BOSS.
AND SABIN PICKS UP THE FUCKING TRAIN AND SUPLEXES IT.
Final Fantasy 6 is one of the greatest FF games of all time.
AND SABIN PICKS UP THE FUCKING TRAIN AND SUPLEXES IT.
Final Fantasy 6 is one of the greatest FF games of all time.
Reposted by Ryan
Federal agents and ICE are in Central Florida. It’s crucial to prepare and know your rights if you encounter law enforcement in the community or if ICE comes to your door.
If you or a loved one need assistance, you can reach out to my office at frost.house.gov or by calling us at 321-388-9808
If you or a loved one need assistance, you can reach out to my office at frost.house.gov or by calling us at 321-388-9808
January 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Federal agents and ICE are in Central Florida. It’s crucial to prepare and know your rights if you encounter law enforcement in the community or if ICE comes to your door.
If you or a loved one need assistance, you can reach out to my office at frost.house.gov or by calling us at 321-388-9808
If you or a loved one need assistance, you can reach out to my office at frost.house.gov or by calling us at 321-388-9808
Reposted by Ryan
CENTRAL FLORIDA: We’ve received multiple reports of heavy ICE activity in our community. Make sure to know your rights, stay safe, and reach out to my office if you need assistance.
Congressman Maxwell Frost on ICE Activity in Central Florida
YouTube video by Rep Maxwell Alejandro Frost
youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
CENTRAL FLORIDA: We’ve received multiple reports of heavy ICE activity in our community. Make sure to know your rights, stay safe, and reach out to my office if you need assistance.
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Whumbawamba
Whumbawamba
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Grand Fuck Railroad
Grand Fuck Railroad
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Edam and the Ants
Edam and the Ants
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Whumbawamba
Whumbawamba
QTP with food to show where you grew up
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
QTP with food to show where you grew up
Well, it's sort of snowing here, so here's what I was just doing for a good solid two hours:
South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Leftover Mad Tots from Mad Chicken
Mountain Dew (stereotypical IDGAF)
No Doubt - "Tragic Kingdom"
South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Leftover Mad Tots from Mad Chicken
Mountain Dew (stereotypical IDGAF)
No Doubt - "Tragic Kingdom"
It's a MAJOR winter storm in my neck of the woods, all the schools are closed. So, imagine it's a snow day for YOU today...pick:
One videogame
One snack
One drink
One album to listen to
Who ya got??
One videogame
One snack
One drink
One album to listen to
Who ya got??
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Well, it's sort of snowing here, so here's what I was just doing for a good solid two hours:
South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Leftover Mad Tots from Mad Chicken
Mountain Dew (stereotypical IDGAF)
No Doubt - "Tragic Kingdom"
South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Leftover Mad Tots from Mad Chicken
Mountain Dew (stereotypical IDGAF)
No Doubt - "Tragic Kingdom"
Four video games that changed my life
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Four video games that changed my life
Farts.
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Farts.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a beret.
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a beret.
This skeet made me afraid for my life!!
OMG! I just got internal bleeding from pretending to be hit by a car.
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This skeet made me afraid for my life!!
Unhinged Antifa Leftist Wine Moms getting ready for a dangerous mission to prevent the federal government from cold blooded murder.
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Unhinged Antifa Leftist Wine Moms getting ready for a dangerous mission to prevent the federal government from cold blooded murder.
Oh... My... God...
Good morning, prospective Vault Dwellers! Visit this website if you’d like to join Fallout Shelter, a new series full of escalating challenges, strategic dilemmas, and moral conundrums. Good luck! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJ0...
Fallout Shelter - Announcement | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Oh... My... God...
Pssst... **drags you into dark alley**
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**whispers** Video games are cool... pass it on
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**whispers** Video games are cool... pass it on
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Pssst... **drags you into dark alley**
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**whispers** Video games are cool... pass it on
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**whispers** Video games are cool... pass it on
You're the biggest slam dunk California has ever offered up WHY ARE YOU BOUND AND DETERMINED TO CHUNK IT
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
You're the biggest slam dunk California has ever offered up WHY ARE YOU BOUND AND DETERMINED TO CHUNK IT
Journalists, I know I'm a peon in the scene. I write about games & entertainment. But I am BEGGING you:
Stop couching your words. Things do not "seem to be escalating," they ARE escalating. It does not "appear to be an occupation" in MN, it IS an occupation.
Your job is to use words that matter.
Stop couching your words. Things do not "seem to be escalating," they ARE escalating. It does not "appear to be an occupation" in MN, it IS an occupation.
Your job is to use words that matter.
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Journalists, I know I'm a peon in the scene. I write about games & entertainment. But I am BEGGING you:
Stop couching your words. Things do not "seem to be escalating," they ARE escalating. It does not "appear to be an occupation" in MN, it IS an occupation.
Your job is to use words that matter.
Stop couching your words. Things do not "seem to be escalating," they ARE escalating. It does not "appear to be an occupation" in MN, it IS an occupation.
Your job is to use words that matter.