Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️
@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
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Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart Certified silly goose 🪿 🏳️‍🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you] Obscure trivia? Love it. Mayonnaise? Hate it. Fallout? Vault-Tec approved. WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
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ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Alright, I'll try a #promosky why not?

- freelance games & entertainment journalist 🖋️ always looking for new outlets!

- Vidya Gamez 🎮 modern & retro including but not limited to: Fallout ☢️ Mario 🍄 Resi 🧟‍♀️ and many more

- boxing 🥊🥊

- TV (current and classic)

- anime (especially Sailor Moon 🌙)
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
THEM: tragic - he's shoveling piles of shredded cheese into his mouth

ME AT 1AM AFTER BINGEING 7 SOLID EPISODES OF "CHOPPED": first of all it's called a "deconstructed quesadilla"
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Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Is that girlfriend in the room with you, ma'am?

Is... is it Melania?
onefinekitty.bsky.social
Government officials should be able to put together coherent sentences, but no, they just know how to hurt people & kill things.

“eliminate them from the existence of American society”
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Maybe a little treat might help, like an iced coffee or something
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
HOLY SHIT! @kathygriffin.bsky.social IS SOBER!

Well, let's put her right next to RDJ and Jamie Lee Curtis on my personal Hall of Fame. As someone with substance struggles, I am incredibly proud of her.
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
I am exactly 5 minutes into @kathygriffin.bsky.social's new comedy special and I have to make an announcement:

I strive to be half the bitch that Kathy Griffin is (highly complimentary)
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Of all the drugs I've done in the past, you're going to pin me to the one I like least?

I thought this was a horror movie, not "Pineapple Express."
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Yeah, the girlfriend.

Georgia.

Georgia Glass.

You don't know her. She lives in Canada.
charles.littlegreenfootballs.com
wait now wait, wait

kristi noem says they’ve arrested the GIRLFRIEND OF THE FOUNDER OF ANTIFA and why am I yelling?!

because i am now completely bananas
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Are there snacks?

OTHER THAN THE TWO OF US I MEAN WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
jeffbrutlag.bsky.social
This gay strolls up to you and asks if you wanna go on a spooky adventure. Wyd?

Let me know while we’re vibin’ here: twitch.tv/jeffbrutlag
Me peace signing with a lil bit of thigh showing
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
PROTECT THIS GODDESS AT ALL COSTS!
yasharali.bsky.social
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
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thelimehazard.bsky.social
Sailor Moon Knight #moonknight #sailormoon
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Okay, I'm about to do an Old:

Gen Alpha: if you CAN'T walk and text, DON'T.

My generation INVENTED the cell phone. We can walk and T9.

Git gud.
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
It's a proper name, not a dictionary word, but if you can't pronounce Port Hueneme you're not from So Cal.