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@ryishere.bsky.social

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Hi, I put the “disco” in discombobulated. They/them Queer as fuck 18+ MDNI

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 16h

I just push them out with a q tip… 👀

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 16h

Yes. They’re weird. And almost satisfying to extract

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 17h

Maybe hide all sexy pics. You may have been over exposed so it’s not hitting right…

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 18h

Now just finished off the coleslaw

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 18h

Wowwwwww make it about you. Can’t believe you. 😅😂😂😂

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 19h

It was honestly nap. Alas I have had neither

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 19h

I feel your pain. I ran a half marathon and ended up with exploding nipples. 🫠

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 19h

My dinner was a banana, cooked chicken slices and half a jar of sauerkraut

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 1d

A NAP. I NEED A NAP

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 1d

I need a fap

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 1d

OOOOH YOU USE HEVY! LET ME FOLLOW YOU REAL QUICK

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 1d

I mean… you can threaten with small claims or something but that’s dependent on how much brain capacity you have and the value you think it holds

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 1d

Do it

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 1d

Have they asked for payment yet? If not then I’d threaten to pull the contract

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 2d

Good afternoon Ben!

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 2d

Real

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3d

Good advice. Ty ty

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3d

Alas, they are currently out of stock

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3d

I have too much to choose from.

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But also

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I just wanna spruce up the bedroom with a bit more texture/dimension rather than having just plain white

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3d

No one is stopping me…

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3d

Decided I’d look at new bedding.

Now I have nearly £300 in my basket because it looks pretty

Plus a new duvet and a mattress topper. Someone stop me before I get it all

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3d

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 3d

Decided I’d look at new bedding.

Now I have nearly £300 in my basket because it looks pretty

Plus a new duvet and a mattress topper. Someone stop me before I get it all

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 4d

A gym selfie. From this account. Ground breaking

Selfie at the gym. Wearing white gym vest, grey socks and burgundy trainers

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah I tend to do it before I even realise I’m doing it.

Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 4d

Joys of stress/anxiety induced trichotillomania