Ry
@ryishere.bsky.social
Hi, I put the “disco” in discombobulated.
They/them
Queer as fuck
18+ MDNI
They/them
Queer as fuck
18+ MDNI
One of the cut scenes from Heated Rivalry…
December 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One of the cut scenes from Heated Rivalry…
Life hack:
Mix a double espresso with vanilla milkshake to give yourself the best hangover cure.
Mix a double espresso with vanilla milkshake to give yourself the best hangover cure.
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Life hack:
Mix a double espresso with vanilla milkshake to give yourself the best hangover cure.
Mix a double espresso with vanilla milkshake to give yourself the best hangover cure.
I’m not horny anymore 😌🙂↕️
I’m in bed. I haven’t slept. It’s 6:05am. I’m FERAL horny.
This really is gonna be a long solstice day
This really is gonna be a long solstice day
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I’m not horny anymore 😌🙂↕️
I’m in bed. I haven’t slept. It’s 6:05am. I’m FERAL horny.
This really is gonna be a long solstice day
This really is gonna be a long solstice day
December 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I’m in bed. I haven’t slept. It’s 6:05am. I’m FERAL horny.
This really is gonna be a long solstice day
This really is gonna be a long solstice day
I got some vaccinations today and my arm is sore 😭😭😭
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I got some vaccinations today and my arm is sore 😭😭😭
LOVE being woken up at 1am, just after I’ve nodded off.
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
LOVE being woken up at 1am, just after I’ve nodded off.
Didn’t get a new piercing….
Might get a new piercing tomorrow
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Didn’t get a new piercing….
Got my dick out on cam again lmao 😇
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Got my dick out on cam again lmao 😇
So me and my partner @treborsocial.bsky.social have taken items from his mum’s house to regift her as a joke for Christmas.
So far we have:
- a single fork
- a bottle opener
- her hosepipe
- a sofa cushion
- her skittles trophy.
I can’t wait to see her face 😂😂😂
So far we have:
- a single fork
- a bottle opener
- her hosepipe
- a sofa cushion
- her skittles trophy.
I can’t wait to see her face 😂😂😂
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So me and my partner @treborsocial.bsky.social have taken items from his mum’s house to regift her as a joke for Christmas.
So far we have:
- a single fork
- a bottle opener
- her hosepipe
- a sofa cushion
- her skittles trophy.
I can’t wait to see her face 😂😂😂
So far we have:
- a single fork
- a bottle opener
- her hosepipe
- a sofa cushion
- her skittles trophy.
I can’t wait to see her face 😂😂😂
Might get a new piercing tomorrow
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Might get a new piercing tomorrow
The gym smells absolutely grim today.
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The gym smells absolutely grim today.
My new desk chair is gonna arrive tomorrow.
I spent a lot of money on it. And it has a massage feature too 👀.
I’m hoping it helps with my sciatica
I spent a lot of money on it. And it has a massage feature too 👀.
I’m hoping it helps with my sciatica
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My new desk chair is gonna arrive tomorrow.
I spent a lot of money on it. And it has a massage feature too 👀.
I’m hoping it helps with my sciatica
I spent a lot of money on it. And it has a massage feature too 👀.
I’m hoping it helps with my sciatica
When gays with IBS shart, do they just call it “painting themselves”
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When gays with IBS shart, do they just call it “painting themselves”
I’m not feeling great. Anyone fancy getting me some mince pies xoxo
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m not feeling great. Anyone fancy getting me some mince pies xoxo
It’s been 17 hrs and 2/3 of these have gone….
I’m hungover.
I’m dealing with a wine headache.
And I have a dick that won’t go down…
This is torture
I’m dealing with a wine headache.
And I have a dick that won’t go down…
This is torture
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It’s been 17 hrs and 2/3 of these have gone….
I need to recreate this pic soon.
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I need to recreate this pic soon.
I’m hungover.
I’m dealing with a wine headache.
And I have a dick that won’t go down…
This is torture
I’m dealing with a wine headache.
And I have a dick that won’t go down…
This is torture
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I’m hungover.
I’m dealing with a wine headache.
And I have a dick that won’t go down…
This is torture
I’m dealing with a wine headache.
And I have a dick that won’t go down…
This is torture
I just trod on a snail.
I’m distraught.
What if their partner is waiting at home for them
I’M A KILLER 😭😭😭😭
I’m distraught.
What if their partner is waiting at home for them
I’M A KILLER 😭😭😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I just trod on a snail.
I’m distraught.
What if their partner is waiting at home for them
I’M A KILLER 😭😭😭😭
I’m distraught.
What if their partner is waiting at home for them
I’M A KILLER 😭😭😭😭
I took an edible… now I’m sleepy
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I took an edible… now I’m sleepy
Tell me why I’m watching YouTube videos about ant wars….
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Tell me why I’m watching YouTube videos about ant wars….
Reposted by Ry
General announcement- an oommf brought up this issue & I wanna cosign as this constantly happens to me.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
General announcement- an oommf brought up this issue & I wanna cosign as this constantly happens to me.
Top 5 artists of 2025 according to my Apple Music replay:
LASTELLE
Hayley Williams
Sleep Token
Bilmuri
JADE
Honourable Mentions:
Doechii
Paramore
Alexisonfire
ROSALÍA
Kesha
LASTELLE
Hayley Williams
Sleep Token
Bilmuri
JADE
Honourable Mentions:
Doechii
Paramore
Alexisonfire
ROSALÍA
Kesha
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Top 5 artists of 2025 according to my Apple Music replay:
LASTELLE
Hayley Williams
Sleep Token
Bilmuri
JADE
Honourable Mentions:
Doechii
Paramore
Alexisonfire
ROSALÍA
Kesha
LASTELLE
Hayley Williams
Sleep Token
Bilmuri
JADE
Honourable Mentions:
Doechii
Paramore
Alexisonfire
ROSALÍA
Kesha