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Ry
@ryishere.bsky.social
Hi, I put the “disco” in discombobulated.
They/them
Queer as fuck

18+ MDNI
One of the cut scenes from Heated Rivalry…
December 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Life hack:

Mix a double espresso with vanilla milkshake to give yourself the best hangover cure.
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m not horny anymore 😌🙂‍↕️
I’m in bed. I haven’t slept. It’s 6:05am. I’m FERAL horny.

This really is gonna be a long solstice day
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I’m in bed. I haven’t slept. It’s 6:05am. I’m FERAL horny.

This really is gonna be a long solstice day
December 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I got some vaccinations today and my arm is sore 😭😭😭
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
LOVE being woken up at 1am, just after I’ve nodded off.
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Mooooorningggg (wood)
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Didn’t get a new piercing….
Might get a new piercing tomorrow
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Got my dick out on cam again lmao 😇
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So me and my partner @treborsocial.bsky.social have taken items from his mum’s house to regift her as a joke for Christmas.

So far we have:

- a single fork
- a bottle opener
- her hosepipe
- a sofa cushion
- her skittles trophy.

I can’t wait to see her face 😂😂😂
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Might get a new piercing tomorrow
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’m on cloud 9….
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Anyways…
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The gym smells absolutely grim today.
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My new desk chair is gonna arrive tomorrow.

I spent a lot of money on it. And it has a massage feature too 👀.

I’m hoping it helps with my sciatica
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
When gays with IBS shart, do they just call it “painting themselves”
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m not feeling great. Anyone fancy getting me some mince pies xoxo
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s been 17 hrs and 2/3 of these have gone….
I’m hungover.
I’m dealing with a wine headache.
And I have a dick that won’t go down…

This is torture
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I need to recreate this pic soon.
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I’m hungover.
I’m dealing with a wine headache.
And I have a dick that won’t go down…

This is torture
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I just trod on a snail.

I’m distraught.

What if their partner is waiting at home for them

I’M A KILLER 😭😭😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I took an edible… now I’m sleepy
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Tell me why I’m watching YouTube videos about ant wars….
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Ry
General announcement- an oommf brought up this issue & I wanna cosign as this constantly happens to me.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Top 5 artists of 2025 according to my Apple Music replay:

LASTELLE
Hayley Williams
Sleep Token
Bilmuri
JADE

Honourable Mentions:
Doechii
Paramore
Alexisonfire
ROSALÍA
Kesha
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM