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s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social
STAKED CRYPTID
@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social
1.6K followers 520 following 6.1K posts
Stop making excuses, start making an effort. Don’t follow me No me sigas ne me suis pas ついて来ないで لا تتبعني
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 22d
the ‘don’t follow me’ part of the bio is dead serious so if you get blocked it’s because your vibe is way off
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 3h
you are a stranger’s telepresence, I owe you nothing but contempt
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 6h
I am at total war with the city of Cincinnati
Cincinnati Chili flavored ice cream It’s got oyster crackers in it
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 6h
MUELAS - MELT | LCY Uncut
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 11h
😍
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 12h
Crocodiles - All My Hate and My Hexes Are For You
YouTube video by Nedjaran
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 14h
This World Mental Health Day I’d like to confirm that I’m currently not great and have no intention of doing anything about it
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 14h
awarded the nobel prize for jiggle physics
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2Tired2Sleepy @tokyodilf.bsky.social · 1d
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 1d
Let nothing be called natural in an age of bloody confusion, ordered disorder, planned caprice, and dehumanised humanity, lest all things be held unalterable!

- Brecht
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d
foundational crush
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 1d
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d
I Tracked Down The Company Ruining Restaurants
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
I got nowhere to run and too many things to take care of
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
I feel like I have 1 more year or 30 more years but only 1 or the other
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
shut UP nerd.
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
that’s what lists are for
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
My condolences ❤️❤️
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
especially legacy acts I saw in their prime for $27.50
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
ACTUALLY, humans should be the whole gang and your pets should be sonny and cher or don knotts & tim conway
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
A scooby doo. costume for a dog? ridiculous. the dog should be fred or velma and the person should be scooby. amateurs.
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
I don’t think there’s a single musician alive that I like enough to pay $500 to see
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
Happy Birthday!!
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
if I pay $40 for a jar of pickles I’d better die
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
😂
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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d
A scooby doo. costume for a dog? ridiculous. the dog should be fred or velma and the person should be scooby. amateurs.
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