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@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social

1.6K followers 520 following 6.1K posts

Stop making excuses, start making an effort. Don’t follow me No me sigas ne me suis pas ついて来ないで لا تتبعني

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 22d

the ‘don’t follow me’ part of the bio is dead serious so if you get blocked it’s because your vibe is way off

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 20m

This World Mental Health Day I’d like to confirm that I’m currently not great and have no intention of doing anything about it

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 46m

awarded the nobel prize for jiggle physics

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2Tired2Sleepy @tokyodilf.bsky.social · 16h

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 18h

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 20h

Let nothing be called natural in an age of bloody confusion, ordered disorder, planned caprice, and dehumanised humanity, lest all things be held unalterable!

- Brecht

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 20h

foundational crush

Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 21h

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 23h

I Tracked Down The Company Ruining Restaurants

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

I got nowhere to run and too many things to take care of

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like I have 1 more year or 30 more years but only 1 or the other

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

shut UP nerd.

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

that’s what lists are for

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

My condolences ❤️❤️

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

especially legacy acts I saw in their prime for $27.50

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

ACTUALLY, humans should be the whole gang and your pets should be sonny and cher or don knotts & tim conway

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

A scooby doo. costume for a dog? ridiculous. the dog should be fred or velma and the person should be scooby. amateurs.

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think there’s a single musician alive that I like enough to pay $500 to see

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday!!

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

if I pay $40 for a jar of pickles I’d better die

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

😂

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

A scooby doo. costume for a dog? ridiculous. the dog should be fred or velma and the person should be scooby. amateurs.

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Señor Cinco（他妈/他妈的） @tenletters.bsky.social · 2d

Put this animation on for the kid yesterday as we took a back road avoiding traffic. As the days shorten, this is a good drill for exposing her to classic cartoons & other worthwhile short films w/o interference from her mom. Asked if she might want to learn the clarinet: "maybe." #PeterAndTheWolf

David Bowie Narrates Disney's Peter And The Wolf (Full)

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d

it’s an exclusive club

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 2d

so... ever farted on a Jeff?

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d

I am not taking advice on *anything* from a fed, former or current, especially advice about how to protest.

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d

tik tok really is the most optimized mass psychosis delivery system we’ve ever had to deal with

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 2d

my medical records must have leaked bc I’m getting incredibly specific spam texts