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@jaypee.bsky.social
DJ/actor/model/failson/dipshit/shitposter. Glory to you, and your house
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@jaypee.bsky.social
· Oct 3
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I've been 3d printing whistles to hand out against ICE, if anyone wants to kick me a few bucks for my next roll of filament:
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If you pay me five bucks and send me a picture I’ll insult the appearance of whoever you want and I’ll do a better job than Elon’s speak and spell can
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If you pay me five bucks and send me a picture I’ll insult the appearance of whoever you want and I’ll do a better job than Elon’s speak and spell can
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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I view posting as an ideological project and my ideology is to put off doing the work I need to do.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I view posting as an ideological project and my ideology is to put off doing the work I need to do.
Hey me and my wife saw you from across the bar and we think your vibe sucks. Fuck you, get outta here before we beat your ass
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hey me and my wife saw you from across the bar and we think your vibe sucks. Fuck you, get outta here before we beat your ass
FRIEND
BUTT
CRABS
BUTT
CRABS
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
FRIEND
BUTT
CRABS
BUTT
CRABS
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eating a chili dog in bed "bachelor's roulette"
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
eating a chili dog in bed "bachelor's roulette"
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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“webcomics used to be good" factoid actualy just statistical error. average webcomic posts 0 bangers per year. achewood georg, who lived in cave & posted over 10,000 bangers each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“webcomics used to be good" factoid actualy just statistical error. average webcomic posts 0 bangers per year. achewood georg, who lived in cave & posted over 10,000 bangers each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Somebody i thought was an annoying doofus when i last saw them 10-15 years ago just turned up on my IG follow suggestions. 1) no fuckin thanks 2) hahahaha you look like shit lmao get wrecked idiot
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Somebody i thought was an annoying doofus when i last saw them 10-15 years ago just turned up on my IG follow suggestions. 1) no fuckin thanks 2) hahahaha you look like shit lmao get wrecked idiot
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What a time to be at the intersection of all these matters, and yet here we are, thriving! Community is everything, and I'm forever grateful for the opportunities and the people to build more and more of it with. 🙏
Read more: wired.com/story/the-hard-left-shooters-leading-a-gun-culture-revolution
Read more: wired.com/story/the-hard-left-shooters-leading-a-gun-culture-revolution
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What a time to be at the intersection of all these matters, and yet here we are, thriving! Community is everything, and I'm forever grateful for the opportunities and the people to build more and more of it with. 🙏
Read more: wired.com/story/the-hard-left-shooters-leading-a-gun-culture-revolution
Read more: wired.com/story/the-hard-left-shooters-leading-a-gun-culture-revolution
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
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it's very funny that rfk jr is a sex goblin who needs to ruin lives to sustain himself and he somehow managed to get involved with the two most attention-starved "please ruin my life" drama freaks imaginable. his devious plan is backfiring, much like how his voice sounds like a go-kart is backfiring
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it's very funny that rfk jr is a sex goblin who needs to ruin lives to sustain himself and he somehow managed to get involved with the two most attention-starved "please ruin my life" drama freaks imaginable. his devious plan is backfiring, much like how his voice sounds like a go-kart is backfiring
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i quit smoking like 15 years ago and have never regretted it. until now.
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i quit smoking like 15 years ago and have never regretted it. until now.
she Gregor on my Samsa while i metamorphosize
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
she Gregor on my Samsa while i metamorphosize
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Moments ago: tenants of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided at the end of September held a presser to announce they're forming a tenants union.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Moments ago: tenants of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided at the end of September held a presser to announce they're forming a tenants union.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
Holding my phone up to microphone at the comedy club and telling grok to make up some jokes, while i grin awkwardly and look at the audience for approval
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Holding my phone up to microphone at the comedy club and telling grok to make up some jokes, while i grin awkwardly and look at the audience for approval
30-seat dem majority and they still won't codify legal abortion
30-seat Dem majority incoming
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
30-seat dem majority and they still won't codify legal abortion
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What's the matter guys, don't like it when people recognize you for your work?
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What's the matter guys, don't like it when people recognize you for your work?
"Sweet Baby Ray" sounds like the name of an Achewood character, and not a pretty-decent barbeque sauce
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"Sweet Baby Ray" sounds like the name of an Achewood character, and not a pretty-decent barbeque sauce
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The fierce support for a silver spoon nimby who couldn’t bother to get his totenkopf covered up before he started campaigning makes a lot more sense when you see the people who started swooning when trump smiled at mamdani. Temporarily socialist republicans.
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The fierce support for a silver spoon nimby who couldn’t bother to get his totenkopf covered up before he started campaigning makes a lot more sense when you see the people who started swooning when trump smiled at mamdani. Temporarily socialist republicans.
Just recieved an incredible ad on IG
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just recieved an incredible ad on IG
Man i miss being young and going to parties *goes to a party* get me the fuck out of here
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Man i miss being young and going to parties *goes to a party* get me the fuck out of here
Man i really wish softblocking worked here
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Man i really wish softblocking worked here
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asking the world and everyone in it to let me sleep for thirty consecutive hours
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
asking the world and everyone in it to let me sleep for thirty consecutive hours