baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

sheesh, RFK jr really gunnin for that "horseman of the apocalypse, the plague rider" job huh

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

try reading. "oooh but they won't have jobs in journalism" good. the field was fuckin dead. all of them have been carrying water for the republicans tacitly, now they just don't have to hide it. remember hannity and colmes? colmes was just there so they could pretend it was fair and reasonable.

Why do all our "unwavering and special allies" all kinda seem like Nazis

fuuuuuuuuuuck yes.

To make up for how Power Rangers is an old Japanese show they filmed additional scenes with Americans for we should do the opposite and make the casts of Law & Order SVU and Grey’s Anatomy stop a couple times an episode to fight people in werewolf costumes

if meghan mccain tried to big dog me, i'd tell her my dad is someone even more impressive. ho chi minh maybe

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

it doesn't help the democrats themselves help this narrative by both always always accepting every republican framing but also just not using the tools they always have available to them because... idk decorum or something

Very funny seeing people mad at me for endorsing continuing the shut down "You just want chaos"

My man, I've never endorsed a shutdown before this lol.

When the president is doing line item vetos on spending and invading American cities that's a real ass problem.

that would be the funniest possible flex

once again tapping the sign that says "I am made requiem and dream do not rhyme"

sigh

okay, fine. explain

that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh

[charlie daniels voice] epstein ain't goin away!

if a vampire was going to live anywhere, it'd be a great spot to pick

mencius moldbug is thinking of fleeing the country because he thinks the trump administration's chaotic half-assing of dismantling liberal democracy is going to bite them all in the ass

OpenAI is about ten years old so if we can just wait another 8 years all the libertarians will lose interest in it

????

he's literally a registered member

yeah and since they don't have any sort of unified vision of their fifth reich or whatever most of them aren't even true believers, just propagandized. it's hard to continue to believe in this shit when your family goes hungry