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matthew 25:45 is my entire politics

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I do not "courtesy like", if I hit like it's because I actually liked that post
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The House will have been in session for fewer than 30 days between July 1-December 31 and just had a 53-day recess. He makes $223K/year plus benefits including 75% of all health expenses for his entire family. Affordable Care Act subsidies expire Dec 31st for everyone else’s healthcare coverage.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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everyone in the trump administration wears a diaper every day
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.

All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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one of the reasons bored ape NFTs felt inescapable was that marc andreessen and a16z were massive funders of the project
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
pimpin ain't easy? prostitution is clearly more work. real labor. pimpin is mostly just management. you need a union
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Valve official "Game Deleter" speaks out: "yeah i've been deleting games from steam. who's gonna stop me? the yacht guy? he's on a yacht"
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
guy who keeps reminding everyone floam existed
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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3am post rare Soynatras
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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ai sucked me off behind an arby's
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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in 2026 we're bringing back consequences
June 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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It was over when they made the Internet easy for stupid people to use
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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he's literally obsessed with me
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM