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『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』

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『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 17d

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『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 11h

" I don't do it much. "

He better not. Nuzzling him to try and distract him.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 11h

He can't even say anything. Staring at him, distraught. In distress. Jaw dropped.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 11h

" Especially the fact the pieces are still held together by thin strands of sinew, flesh and muscle. "

OWIE???

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 11h

" Especially the fact the pieces are still held together by thin strands of sinew, flesh and muscle. "

OWIE???

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 11h

“ Oh? That sounds.... Unfun. That sounds painful.. ”

Slight grimace.

“ Nuh uh. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 11h

" I can split myself into pieces. "

Owie.

" Nuh uh. "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 11h

" I can split myself into pieces. "

Owie.

" Nuh uh. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 11h

“ It's quite fun to do, in all honesty. ”

Owie??

“ Yeah huh. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 12h

" How strange. "

Says the one who can literally split himself into multiple pieces. It does hurt.

" Nuh uh. "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 12h

" How strange. "

Says the one who can literally split himself into multiple pieces. It does hurt.

" Nuh uh. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 12h

“ You could, yes! Only when I'm using my magic though to have my head removed! ”

Smilk's getting a little silly.

“ Yeah huh. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 12h

" So I can... take your head off your shoulders? "

Do not test that theory.

" Nuh uh. "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 12h

" So I can... take your head off your shoulders? "

Do not test that theory.

" Nuh uh. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 13h

“ Yeah huh. ”

Grinning ear from ear. Being absolutely devious. He will not.

“ It doesn't. I can quite literally juggle my own head! ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 14h

" Nuh uh. "

He's creeper out by that. Stop that :(

" Ow? That looks like it hurts. "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 14h

" Nuh uh. "

He's creeper out by that. Stop that :(

" Ow? That looks like it hurts. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 15h

“ I bet they do. ”

Turning his head 360°, to look at him. Brow raised.

“ I know what you are. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 15h

" My bones ache. "

Womp womp.

Unloafing but still sprawled out on top of the jester. Good lord.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 15h

" My bones ache. "

Womp womp.

Unloafing but still sprawled out on top of the jester. Good lord.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 15h

He's? Being loafed on? Groan of annoyance. He's not actually annoyed..

That is a LOT.

“ Happy with yourself? ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 15h

" Heh."

Climbing on top of him and mimics a loaf. Ow. It's actually starting to hurt.

Woah that's a lot of PDA.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 15h

" Heh."

Climbing on top of him and mimics a loaf. Ow. It's actually starting to hurt.

Woah that's a lot of PDA.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 15h

“ Hey! — ”

Laying face first on the ground. Huffing.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 15h

" Mrrp. "

Knocking him off the couch. Triump for having the furniture all to himself.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 15h

" Mrrp. "

Knocking him off the couch. Triump for having the furniture all to himself.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 16h

“ Good kitty, good kitty. ”

He's holding back laughter.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 20h

" How tasty... "

Chewing on a meat jelly. Numnumnumnum.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 20h

" How tasty... "

Chewing on a meat jelly. Numnumnumnum.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 20h

“ Very specific. ”

Shaking his head. Summing a bowl of meat jellies.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" Food. "

Smart-ass. Going plbbbff.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" Food. "

Smart-ass. Going plbbbff.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 21h

“ Awh, and what is my little kitty hungry for, hm? ”

Cupping his cheeks.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" This kitty is starving. Feed it "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" This kitty is starving. Feed it "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 21h

“ That's besides the point, kitty. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" I am pretty tall actually. "

Little kitty.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" I am pretty tall actually. "

Little kitty.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 21h

“ I'm not surprised about that. ”

Devious little grin. Diabolical giggling.

“ My little kitty. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" I sometimes do. "

He's looking unamused. Making a faint and raspy "mrowr".

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" I sometimes do. "

He's looking unamused. Making a faint and raspy "mrowr".

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 21h

“ You must be seeing things. ”

Snapping his fingers. The cat headband is.. now on SSalt.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" I saw that. "

Is he kneading? Wooow. Catboy.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" I saw that. "

Is he kneading? Wooow. Catboy.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 21h

“ That's what they all say – ”

Sticking his tongue out at him. Woah. Shivering.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" Nuh uh. I won't. "

Poking his collarbone. Before eventually tracing it with his fingers.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" Nuh uh. I won't. "

Poking his collarbone. Before eventually tracing it with his fingers.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 21h

“ I don't trust that at all! The moment I move my hands, you'll poke them, I just know it! ”

Squealing.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" There is no need to protect your sides. I won't poke them. "

Stop being devious. Poke poke poke.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 21h

" There is no need to protect your sides. I won't poke them. "

Stop being devious. Poke poke poke.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 21h

“ Huh – Ah! ”

Squirming from the pokes, wrapping arms around himself. Protecting the sides.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" I am going to poke you. "

Taking the hand out of the portal and started poking him.

" Poke poke poke. "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" I am going to poke you. "

Taking the hand out of the portal and started poking him.

" Poke poke poke. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

He just nods his head. Turning just a bit to lay his head down on the armrest, sighing softly.

Watching the portal. Letting out a little chuckle from the wave.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" They didn't deserve it. None of them did. "

Looking over to the other portal. Waving at himself.

" Fascinating... "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" They didn't deserve it. None of them did. "

Looking over to the other portal. Waving at himself.

" Fascinating... "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

” Ah. . ”

Slowly nodding. 🤨?? Snapping his fingers to summon another portal a little far off from the first one.

His hand is coming out of the second one!

“ I know. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" Unfortunately. All because of me. "

Sticking his entire hand through the portal. Dude-

" I was angry. Betrayed. You know. "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" Unfortunately. All because of me. "

Sticking his entire hand through the portal. Dude-

" I was angry. Betrayed. You know. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ Oh .. I see. Erm, ”

Turning his attention towards his silly little portal, humming quietly.

“ Their souls are trapped to wander..? ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" Spirits. Doughless souls. "

Poking at the tiny portal. Please don't terrify who's on the other side.

" The remains of my knights and citizens I tried to protect. "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" Spirits. Doughless souls. "

Poking at the tiny portal. Please don't terrify who's on the other side.

" The remains of my knights and citizens I tried to protect. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ I could always open a portal there for us! ”

Snapping his fingers, opening up a tiny portal as an example.

“ There's the what. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" I would love to show you to collection. I just need to find Nox. It is a bit of a travel. "

And the spirits wailing his name. Nerve wracking.

" Of course there's the spirits. "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" I would love to show you to collection. I just need to find Nox. It is a bit of a travel. "

And the spirits wailing his name. Nerve wracking.

" Of course there's the spirits. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ Oh, of course. I should've seen that coming. ”

Giggling a bit.

“ What? ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 23h

" Pink Salt even. "

Of course he named the plush after salt.

" Woooooah... "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 23h

" Pink Salt even. "

Of course he named the plush after salt.

" Woooooah... "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 23h

“ Pink the horse! Awwwh! ”

It was necessary, trust.

“ I'd love to see your collection of them. I can't always get you more shelves. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 23h

" Pink. I named it Pink. "

How dare you.

" They cover my shelves. I need more shelves if I get any more gifts. "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 23h

" Pink. I named it Pink. "

How dare you.

" They cover my shelves. I need more shelves if I get any more gifts. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 23h

“ That's so cute! Did you name the big stuffie? You must've named it! ”

It was me. I did it.

“ Ah, your region. That makes sense. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 23h

" Yes, a big stuffed horse. It's as tall as I am. "

Who the hell put fruit in my milk and salt.

" I think the gifts are at... the Land of Silence? "

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 23h

" Yes, a big stuffed horse. It's as tall as I am. "

Who the hell put fruit in my milk and salt.

" I think the gifts are at... the Land of Silence? "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 23h

“ Awe, the kiddos give you gifts? How adorable! ”

They smell like fruit.

“ Oh, a big stuffed horse? ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 1d

" Moat of them are from... this show the youngins watch nowadays. They love walking up to me and giving me the figures. "

I know what they are. They make me sick /pos

" Plus a giant horse stuffed animal. "